So Gino D'acampo burgled Paul Youngs house? Wasn't expecting that one.

🏆 Giveaway 💙 To celebrate my book now being on sale at the museum, I'm giving away a copy + some extra prints! To enter: Must be following me & reshare this post Will accept international entries Winner to be drawn on Mon 3rd Feb. UTFT ✊🏼 lgatesphotoshop.com #EFC

If #Everton win at #Brighton today, one lucky person to repost this will win one of our t-shirts

My Olive tree in a pot blew over last night. #wewillrebuild

Trumps kid. The youngest one I think, the really tall one. He's got drug changes written all over him. Defo.

youtube.com/watch?v=XIi1... @junkyardfool.bsky.social Love a female rapper. Considerably older track this one though.

Grade A wanker this fella.

Please god let this be true.

Is Steven Bartlett being cancelled next? Brilliant!

Anyone's mobile just give a weather warning alarm?

Arf.

Going to call the bank and remortgage the house so I can afford a christmas tree in the park.

Just woke up. What a bum.

open.spotify.com/track/5wBi26... Tune and a half.

Just went outside and caught snow in my mouth because I didn't think I'd ever do it again. Fucking fuck you cancer.

Had chemotherapy yesterday sat opposite a prisoner being escorted by two prison guards. The nurses moaned after he left they never get to find out the crime. We settled on nonce!

open.spotify.com/track/12sRJf... Ohhhh yesssss Marvin!

open.spotify.com/track/2hDCvE... Mogwai. Brilliant band. Beautiful tune.

open.spotify.com/track/57WPJy... Think I'll be posting alot of music too. Here's Nadia Reid.

Seems to be alot of folks on here but very few brands. Or bands!

Hiiyyaaa.

I think we all know how this will end... #everton

Morning. *looks about*