inspired by real life life

I can’t read Fanny Howe without going off down a rabbit hole of personal associations every other sentence. It’s taken me more than a year to read 20 pages.

It’s 2026 and a man just told me to smile.

I love whomever it is blasting OutKast on the beach right now

Is it flying ant day???

Overheard: She is the most basic bitch I’ve ever met. Her teeth really annoy me.

Need Troye Sivan to release a double summer album now pls.

Why is tea more spillable than coffee?

Book as ode to awfulness.

Overheard beach edition Shirley Jackson: ‘if you don’t want sand, don’t go to the beach’.

80% snot

Instead of a celebratory pint I am digging into super juicy slices of pear 🍐

(My type)

Cold & flu capsule summer 💊 🌞 🤗

We should all be banned from using social media tbf.

summertime sicko

I love how in films set in old times, everyone has about 3 friends in total.

lol

Feelin burnt out by everything—work, writing, reading, the weather, the world. Need a quiet mountain and a hot spring.

Just killed a fly with my bare hands.

Ultra ripe mango with a drizzle of olive oil is 👌 🥭

£3.50 vending machine fail :(

For the London contingent -- this Zona Motel reading in a couple weeks should be by all measures excellent. Featuring Iphgenia Baal, Lucy K Shaw, Paul Johnathan, @poppycockburn.bsky.social, and me

cc @sarpsozdinler.bsky.social @hannahvanbins.bsky.social @poppycockburn.bsky.social 💡 youtu.be/6MSHdTntQXM

In the depression bin badly today. Trying to claw my way back out.

my dad just followed me on instagram so guess that platform's ded to me

Sometime you catch an algorithm and you develop a tiny heart shaped agitation.

Nosecco night in

Participating in an online reading this month!

in a shocking turn of events, i just received some really good customer service

was telling a friend about how miserified I’d become by a situation and we both agreed it was a useful invented word

tip(s): never attempt a home fringe trim a couple of hours out from going on a date. i knew this already, but ignored my own knowledge, so second point is to observe the knowledge one holds

unfortunately flies do not respond to the command ‘go away’

Was in such a bad mood I left an event, came home n wrote 20 tiny poems about light, which has helped improve things somewhat.

IG notes keeps asking for my controversial opinions like it wants me to fall out with everyone I know? Well joke’s on IG because all I can muster is that I don’t really enjoy or particularly rate Ben Lerner’s fiction and although my ethics would align me with veganism, I continue to enjoy meat.

the atheist urge to purchase chintzy religious iconography

kinda feel a sure sign a friendship’s ded is if yr friend can’t be happy for yr successes

Drunk people singing my heart will go on outside my window making me tear up rn

I guess an absolute fiasco of a day once a year is a fair rate of occurrence

pretty sure all the temptation island couples already know they’re splitting up so they’re just there for the rebound haven

How to become a bestselling author: step 1: become a celebrity. step 2: publish a book

i’m bored of the non-fic memoirists i used to get excited by. feel like they’re milking it now

my opinion was deemed wrong

lol at IG ads recommending me flimsy little Prada vests that cost £400

my writing top tip: write like y're dead already n consequences aren't a thing

It’s important to have a few friend-not-friends who just like all yr sh** on social media. I need to make a few more of those. I try to be that for some ppl.

Sorry I can’t come out tonight. I’m staying in to write a personal essay about alcohol and shame.

Genuinely think ppl hate it when you’re too good at your job. Always good to strategically f up from time to time to keep people on side.

Bought a curry that’s too hot for me 🔥 😭

sang video games at karaoke n someone came up to me after n said my voice reminded them of Elizabeth Fraser so i’m happy 🎤 🎮 🖤