"I completely broke Robin and drove him away from Batman and to my clutches. It was so delicious watching him turn against his mentor. I loved it!"

// Alright. Generally, I don't like confrontation or doing anything like this -- But we need to address two writers today who use the writer tags Hades & Destinyawakened. Most probably have seen them as a shipped pair writing Lex Luthor & Lucifer. Earlier this week there was a situation --

//Ivy just caused my phone to mess up!

She's experimenting with Kryptonian DNA in her plants.

//If you follow me, I need your muse to be ABOVE 18!

"They need TLC."

Come heroes! Know pure passion at the hands of your Evergreen Goddess! Fall under the intoxicatingly seductive spell of Poison Ivy, accept the gift she so eagerly wishes to bestow. Come and claim your prize: a tender, passionate kiss from the 'lover, not a fighter'.

Ugh. A dog. And a flying one, at that.

@aenslandofmakai.bsky.social "I simply LOVE your outfit! And what excellent cheek structure!"

"Easy to use. Truly an inferior species."

@museforhire69.bsky.social //Hey, I hope it's not a problem, but you were on this list of accounts needing blocked and I went ahead with it. It's on my Artemis account. It's nothing personal! Nothing you did! I just didn't want potentially problematic accounts following me!

"Gotham struggles against the inevitable."

"I enjoy how strong you are."

"For two heroes, they sure liked getting led around by me a lot. But I can't honestly blame them. I AM perfect."

"Ah. A Bat. How quaint."

//Hey, I'll get to you all in time. I promise! But just like you, I have my own life. Admittedly, this is more for me. I hate disappointing people.

//Thread. You can follow me, but if you follow or interact with this inferior creature, you get blocked.

She can help Ivy create chaos.

She kisses him and traces a finger around his symbol.

"You can trust me, honey."

"Before any of you capes go after me, I have a little security."

"Would I have spent so much time charming you if I didn't?"

"And so do I.:

"This beautiful baby fires three barbs at prey. Highly toxic, but they also induce a state of euphoria and intense infatuation with nature and with me. Once hit, the plant makes you dependent on me for more of their venom."

"They love big strong men."

Her plants giggle at this.

"That's the point, honey. No one can resist because no one WANTS to."

"Mmm...What was that about being resistant?" She nips at his ear.

She rubs up against him.

She gives him a passionate pheromone kiss. "And now?"

"Oh, really?"

"It could be."

"Let my plants charm you."

Her plants give off more pheromones as they sigh.

"Tell me you love being mine."

She blows him a kiss of pheromones.

"Oh, fine."

"The same chemical is in my perfect body as well as my plants."

"That's my sweet Superman."

"But you still want me. Don't you?"

"In due time. I'm still ironing the details. But it's me, your lovely little Ivy. You don't mind, right?"

She now has Spider-Man in her garden.

"I have my ways."

"Oh. I will rectify that."