It is so fucking weird gay marriage is coming up again during a Venus/Jupiter conjunction. When gay marriage was legalized nationwide in 2015 they were also in a conjunction. (In Leo. They’re in Cancer right now) #astrology

Mars in Virgo is conjunct the South Node this weekend. The south node has a diminishing/draining quality. Mars is motivation and physical vitality. It’s okay to skip your workout or Thing You Need to Work On over the next few days. Rest! #astrology #marsinvirgo

Jupiter is her timelord until age 32 and Jupiter in Cancer is conjunct her Ascendant right now. It’s giving expansion via marriage to the love of your life. Congrats Charli! #astrology #timelord #profections

Interviewed by the iconic Denver mag Westword on how to survive Mercury Retrograde in Leo! ♌️ I blabbed a lot and it was condensed and edited to make me look smart. Highlight of my year so far! #mercuryretrograde #denver www.westword.com/arts/how-to-...

The birth chart of “Bette Davis Eyes” by Kim Carnes is having its Uranus opposition exactly this week. Seems fitting for Jojo Siwa cursing us with an excruciating cover and it being featured on a particularly messy episode of AJLT last night. There is always an Astrological correlation!!

Capricorn Full Moon for All Rising Signs Livestream Recording! 🌕 Timestamps for each sign in description or just click on the chapter you want to view. 😘 www.youtube.com/live/EW0pin6...

Had a bummer ending to a romantic thing I was sort of excited about on the Full Moon. Ultimately it confirmed some things I was feeling in my intuition anyway but still feel kinda icky. The Full Moon fell in my Solar Return 5th house of romance. Astrology is often literal and on the nose.

Full Moon in Capricorn ruled by Saturn in its Fall, conjunct Neptune #astrology #fullmoon

Mariska Hargitay’s doc My Mom Jayne is so good. And of course I pull up Mariska’s birth chart. 💫 Moon with IC opposite Neptune. Moon is home, parentage. Neptune can represent secrets, deception, scandals. She had no idea that her true bio father was not the man that raised her until her 20s. 🤯

The first contact Uranus in Gemini receives from the Moon is a trine from Aquarius on Friday, so I think *that’s* when we’ll get our first proper "taste" of what this transit hold…

JULY HOROSCOPES FOR ALL RISING SIGNS! 💫 ♌️ July 2025 is another incredibly active Astrological month, as Uranus, planet of disruption, rebellion, authenticity, and genius, enters Gemini for the first time since 1948. ⚡️ Enjoy your forecast! I work hard on these! #astrology youtu.be/5ICWWbhkDgU?...

Side note I really have been feeling that void moon even beyond the present extreme circumstances. They really encourage just sort of wandering thru your day. Like … doing side quests and resting a bit more than usual and taking a break from the main campaign for a hot minute #astrology

Still processing the news of the big fucking shitty bill over the past few days and the deep grief on how much damage it’s going to do. The Moon is void-of-course until tomorrow and then Neptune stations retrograde. 🌙 ♈️ If you need a sec to just lay down and pause it’s fine!! #biguglybill

Talented hot artist friend open for commissions! Nerdy and horny art!

Made myself go to a big sexy/naughty Pride dance party by myself I actually stayed for a few hours and had fun. Big step for me!! Venus in Taurus this year really has helped me to just enjoy my body and sensuality. To live a little. What a concept!

One of the biggest Pride events in Denver was shut down last night due to the venue losing power. (I didn’t want to go bc I’m not paying those insane cover prices …) When something like that happens with electrical issues you know that little bitch Uranus is always gonna be involved!! ⚡️

Not now sweetie … mommy’s show is on #gildedage

A fun expression of Venus in Taurus this year has been a re-awakening of horniness and desire. I really haven’t given a fuck about sex or dating in a hot minute. I love feeling horny and alive!! Thank you Venus conjunct my Sun and opposite my Ascendant wheeeeee #astrology

You know what’s fucking crazy is that I was thinking about this album all day and was like “huh didn’t that come out in 2025? What a seminal album in my life. I really should get it on a shirt or something” no idea it was today. Literally detecting vibes of culture in the fucking atmosphere.

Love the symbolism of Zohran Mamdani winning the NYC Mayoral primary during a Jupiter cazimi and New Moon. ♋️ 🌙 Jupiter in Cancer era might really be about POWER OF THE PEOPLE. (And Saturn in Aries too) 💪

Venus is aspecting my Ascendant and Sun, and I happened to be out by a creek at the exact moment of the solstice yesterday.☀️ I felt bonita. 💞

it’s a bummer Girls5Eva is canceled because there’s absolutely a B plot where Wickie (Reneé Elise Goldsberry) goes on the all-female Blue Origin flight. Clearly the cutaway gag is her interrupting/outsinging Katy Perry in space. (Also - Jenna Maroney would do this too)

Opened a high-interest savings account the day of the Mercury Cazimi in my 8th house of other peoples money/resources. It was completely natural timing and I forgot that aspect was happening today! #astrology

just 2 scorpio moons, looking for excellence

The Moon is in Taurus until about 2:30 PM Mountain Time on Tuesday. ♉️ We just had a Solar Eclipse in Aries over the weekend. Eclipses can be exciting but quite draining. 🫠 Treat yourself to a nice lunch, catch up on your beauty sleep, take your time and move at a slower pace.

Texted my client who has a bunch of natal 3rd house (local community) stuff being activated by profection and transits right now. I’m thinking they’re late for their reading. Nope. I’m a day off (hello Mercury retrograde!) AND they’re literally in a city council meeting as we’re texting. 🤯

Looking ahead at April Astrology for my YT channel and how did I not realize that the Full Moon in Libra coincides with Venus Direct? (April 12) ♎️ It feels like some big “aha” moments and conclusions around Venus topics. Relationships, things that bring pleasure, art, self-worth, etc. ✨

Are we ready for void moonapalooza

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Woke up from a particularly vivid dream this morning where I was pregnant and gave birth to baby boy. Mind you I am a cisgender man. When I woke up from said dream the Moon was at 0’ Cancer ♋️ which is literally associated with womb, childbearing, etc. Eclipse season dreams are insane

I have been thinking about this all day. (And a lot in general) Do people give zero thought that maybe this is generally stealing the livelihood of artists? I hate seeing “art” and constantly having to question if it’s AI-generated or not. I miss not having to think about that.

The Moon being in Gemini today officially means that eclipse season has begun as it’s the midway point between the New and Full Moon. 🌙 Time is starting to feel weird. Like it’s speeding up. And yet we’ll have two inner planet retrogrades. Like we’re going backwards as we’re hurtling forwards. 😵‍💫

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Cannot be the first to clock this but Venus stationed retrograde on Mikey Madison’s natal Jupiter in Aries, while she is in a Jupiter-ruled profection year. Jupiter rules her 11 and MC. It’s giving accolades and awards!! 🥂

Casey Anthony is currently trying to build and monetize a tiktok following. She’s rightfully getting mass reported and blocked by many users. Her natal Venus is at 12° of Aries and transiting Saturn is currently conjunct her 1H Pisces Mercury. Anyway, get fucked bozo. 🍅

Me reporting for Jury Duty the morning of a Full Moon, which just happens to be falling in my 9th house of the legal system/the courts. #astrology

I kinda thought the Mars/Pluto opposition would sort of pass me by but as of tonight I have officially flagged for PVP in real life. 🚩 Specifically at work. The consequences of working customer service for many years. There’s just no patience left for mistreatment. DON’T 👏 PLAY 👏 WITH 👏 ME 👏

Proudly coming out as a 35(!!) year old gay guy who’s in the top .001% of Diet Pepsi streams. We did it kids!!

Obsessed with how Wicked (the 2024 film) is essentially the Uranus Return of the original wide release of Wizard of Oz.

Dreamed about a childhood dog all of last night. I was just thinking about him a few days ago. I think he came to visit. 🥹 🐶

the whimsy of hometown grindr. I'm sitting here asking a pair of disembodied tits 203 miles away if he enjoys working in finance

My mom, a Virgo rising, has just reported that that their oven died today. Mercury is retrograde in her 4th house of home. Welcome to a very retrograde Thanksgiving!!