Imagine Teenage Engineering and Nothing designed something together??

15 back to back parent teacher interviews DONE!

Tonight was so much of what I needed 😌🙏

Puppies first tattoo 🥹 🐯👁️🐰🐰

I just learned scientists captured the first ever footage of a giant squid in its natural habitat. That's so freaking cool 😭

Instead of just fines, celebrities and famous people who break the law should have to do x% or hours of their public content without makeup or editing. Honestly, it's sort of a community service.

Taco Bell is goated I stg

Waiting for my virtual consultation with CAMH. Ya boy gonna get an adhd (possibly autism) assesment (depends what I can afforddddd🙃)

You know how you can get your areola tattooed into different shapes, and if the artist colour matches well enough it looks natural. Should I get my butthole tattooed into a heart or something?? 🤔🤔

This won't mean much to anyone, but I had to tell someone... I just saw a Loewe skirt IN REAL LIFE!! The person was letting it drag on the ground.... but STILL!!

Within this year I have become the owner of not one but TWO pairs of tags-on-vintage UFO pants. Yes, they will become my entire personality.

I don't care what level of success, fame, or fortune I may ever amount to, a store bought tortilla with cheese and whatever else thrown in and microwaved will ALWAYS hit. 🤤👌

Man, I can't wait for Rosalia_Berghain_KidzBop.mp3

Hear me out: A Pokemon movie but in the style of the first Jurassic Park movie

Omg I can't believe this dumb fuck right here didn't check trevago

"Dumplings are just noodles who have already eaten" - Jonathan Kung Ooooommmggggg 🤯🥟🤯🥟🤯🥟

Okay but also it's nice being back in the city x3

Low key miss living in the country/subburbs But also definitely don't miss needing a car 🚗

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The first TDSB Snow Day since 2022!!!!!!!

I zoned out in the gym listening to Earth Intruders by Bjork. Tell me why I've been listening to fog horns talking to each other for like 5 minutes before I realized 🚢📣🚢📣🚢📣

How is "LMAOMG" not a thing I've seen before. We're living in LMAOMG times y'all

I hope your S.A.Ds ain't so bads this year

Lol

It's crazy how much time and effort it takes to have a totally mid physique 😮‍💨

This air smells like a @campferal.bsky.social morning by main lodge today!

#Overcompensating I need a season 2 please!

Happy 4/20!! He isn't just risen, he is hiiiiiiiigh!

"Siri, play 'I_think_i_like_my_little_life.tiktok.mp3'" 😊

Oops, listened to a random song and now I'm sad 🥲

How is this possible, I can see more stars than usual tonight

Omg chill, it's been less than 24 hours #duolingo

Eclipse on a crisp night. The air smells like spring!🌱

Furries MUST have some sort of Pavlovian response to the smell of Febreze, right?

"bro, grab my keys!" and you find these WYD

I only today realized Elle Woods was a DEI acceptance into Harvard. That may be the best joke in the movie.

Drag name idea: "Miranda Rongs"

How it's going

I'm also going to figure out how to use BlueSky!

I feel like I've been pretty okay at being a friend at level A (maybe C+ to B) But 2025 I'm going to figure out how to be a friend at level B and if I can't I'll figure out why I can't!

"Drones over Jersey! Drones over Jersey!"* *(To the tune of "Bombs Over Baghdad" by Outkast)

If gut so alive, Why poop not fizzy in bowl? #guthealth

Can I please get Kelly Mantle back on an All Stars? Officially yes gawd mama house down boots okur

If this st. Patrick's Day I don't see a "Live, Laugh, Leprechaun" sign, what are we even doing?

I think I'm in my clown era

Let's get those numbers up!

Sometimes it's hard relating to people. Even when you love them.

Anyone else watching From S03? We just watched the first episode AND. I. AM. FURIOUS!! Someone watch so we can talk PLZ!!!