"Dumplings are just noodles who have already eaten" - Jonathan Kung Ooooommmggggg 🤯🥟🤯🥟🤯🥟

Okay but also it's nice being back in the city x3

Low key miss living in the country/subburbs But also definitely don't miss needing a car 🚗

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The first TDSB Snow Day since 2022!!!!!!!

I zoned out in the gym listening to Earth Intruders by Bjork. Tell me why I've been listening to fog horns talking to each other for like 5 minutes before I realized 🚢📣🚢📣🚢📣

How is "LMAOMG" not a thing I've seen before. We're living in LMAOMG times y'all

I hope your S.A.Ds ain't so bads this year

Lol

It's crazy how much time and effort it takes to have a totally mid physique 😮‍💨

This air smells like a @campferal.bsky.social morning by main lodge today!

#Overcompensating I need a season 2 please!

Happy 4/20!! He isn't just risen, he is hiiiiiiiigh!

"Siri, play 'I_think_i_like_my_little_life.tiktok.mp3'" 😊

Oops, listened to a random song and now I'm sad 🥲

How is this possible, I can see more stars than usual tonight

Omg chill, it's been less than 24 hours #duolingo

Eclipse on a crisp night. The air smells like spring!🌱

Furries MUST have some sort of Pavlovian response to the smell of Febreze, right?

"bro, grab my keys!" and you find these WYD

I only today realized Elle Woods was a DEI acceptance into Harvard. That may be the best joke in the movie.

Drag name idea: "Miranda Rongs"

How it's going

I'm also going to figure out how to use BlueSky!

I feel like I've been pretty okay at being a friend at level A (maybe C+ to B) But 2025 I'm going to figure out how to be a friend at level B and if I can't I'll figure out why I can't!

"Drones over Jersey! Drones over Jersey!"* *(To the tune of "Bombs Over Baghdad" by Outkast)

If gut so alive, Why poop not fizzy in bowl? #guthealth

Can I please get Kelly Mantle back on an All Stars? Officially yes gawd mama house down boots okur

If this st. Patrick's Day I don't see a "Live, Laugh, Leprechaun" sign, what are we even doing?

I think I'm in my clown era

Let's get those numbers up!

Sometimes it's hard relating to people. Even when you love them.

Anyone else watching From S03? We just watched the first episode AND. I. AM. FURIOUS!! Someone watch so we can talk PLZ!!!

"UwU"?...*inhale, dramatic exhale*....Haven't heard that name in years...

The days are just packed @t-dawg.bsky.social @arius.bsky.social

Chris Kattan is the straight Katya Zamolodchikova

Haven't been on here in forever, but have been honestly missing the weird parasocial-socialness of old twttr. So.....hello again!

Especially with the significance of oil and fried foods for Chanukah, I'm really surprised there isn't a widely known version of Jewish fried chicken. Is there one?! Please!!! I'd love to know!!

Is this Metric covering Sarah McLachlan!? IM LOSING MY MIND

TOUCH DOWN!

I want this lady's shoes SO badly

Had steak tartare that looked pretty grey.....am I going to be okay??

I'm in such a weird emotional crash rn, but it's also making me really appreciate all of you so much.

Getting hit with the end of vacay depressos

As much as I don't want to return to responsibility and whatever that exists in my life that effects my mental health....I think we're about ready to head home tomorrow

We somehow used our entire bottle of sunscreen on this trip

I LOVE the comeback moment Alanis Morissette is having rn fr fr

Honestly, one of the best parts of this trip is drying off naked out on our terrace

Not to brag, but they let me bring my 177 ml bottle of sunscreen through security 💅