WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

<--- neither of those

⠀ ⠀⠀"It's going to be such short notice sending invitations to the hundreds of monkeys I know..." ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀"Like right now...?" ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" You said we'd have the ceremony months ago. " ⠀

⠀ Staring into the ether. ⠀⠀" I still ain't married. " ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀Currently handing out candy. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙀 𝙇 𝙀 𝙂 𝘼 𝙉 𝙏 . ⠀ ⠀

@aisuruinuotome.bsky.social She walks into the baby room, a sleeping baby in the crib, and rubble from the wall and ceiling dotted around. ⠀ ⠀⠀" Hrm, you didn't do half bad I'd say. " ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" Yep... now, chop chop, before I am no longer in the mood for the prize! " ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" A mother needs to display confidence, or her soul will split into multiple pieces, literally. " ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" You'd like anything that deals with me - I am too beautiful and smart. " ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" The screaming would be in the bedroom... so it would be abuse from you. " ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" Hmph! I'll scream so loud some day that they become like human ears! " ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" Hah, doubt it, " she'd whisper with a snicker. ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" Must be dog mentality to think like that... But, either way, you are the one cleaning the rubble this time! " ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" They have both of our abilities with no idea how to control them. What do you think that means? " ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" I've been torn to mere limbs before, so I kind of get it. " Staff disappears, and hands are held behind her back. She steps forward to kiss them on the lips. ⠀⠀" Get them to sleep without too much property damage, and I'll give you a prize in bed. " ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" Achieving Nirvana is kind of like death, yes. " She stares at their display with an unimpressed expression, then bonks them on the head with her staff. ⠀⠀" Cute. But, go ahead and deal with the baby. " ⠀

⠀ Turns back into her small form, then into a monkey, then back into her big form. ⠀⠀" I am already a spirit? " ⠀

⠀ Attempts to grab the baby, and her hands go right through them. ⠀⠀" ... When did you learn to go into spirit form? " ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" Hrm, well, time to put the little one to bed. " ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" I should make some traditional candy for that Western holiday... at least to be nice to those who celebrate it. " ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" Nnnnnggghhhh.... " ⠀

⠀ Combing and fixing up her hair. ⠀⠀" Babying two canines that have two different needs is quite the hassle... " ⠀

What the fuck?

No smile. Just a very neutral expression.

Staring into their soul.

Sleeping upside down with her tail wrapped around a tree branch.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀✧ 𝔖𝔩𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔄𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔰 #𝓠𝐿𝐼𝑃𝑃𝑂𝑇𝐻 ✧ ⠀

我的语言更好。

⠀ ⠀⠀" Daiyu is talking to herself... She needs a doctor. " ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝ Funny or not, it doesn't matter; what matters is doing it regularly. Much better than sitting around, eating junk food like you are. ❞ Regardless of those feelings, Mei pushed the donut inside once their lips parted; bit by bit, the monkey moves each part of the circular food forward, »

Sigh.

Yawns.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀❝ Hot springs get me... ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀so stimulated. ❞ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #thightuesday ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝ Why is it disappointing...? Do you get a kick out of sitting on people? ❞ Mei removed one of the weights from her staff, the one attached and hanging from the tip. Sauntering over to Diana, she promptly sat on the edge of her lap. With a broader view as Mei lifted the weighted staff up and »

⠀ ⠀ ❝ Ahahaha, no thanks... I already put a 1,000 KG rock onto my back for push-ups - would be a little additional weight for no gain at all. ❞ Mei continued the motion with the bar up and down. Breathy moans and grunts increased the more exhausted she became, utilising them as motivation. ⠀

@aisuruinuotome.bsky.social ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ᴡᴀɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝ Huh... if you want to sit there and do nothing, be my guest, I guess. ❞ She'd squat down and raise the bar above her head, tensing up from the pressure. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝ I-I am... exercising... ❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ❝ So damn heavy. . . ❞ ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝ It was not a joke. I said I am giving you head, a head. What do you not get? There is nothing sexual about it. You spend too much time on the internet. ⠀ I am always portable... You can take me wherever you want no matter what. ❞ Despite confusion, she tries to peck back. ⠀

⠀ Eyelids narrow at Diana, a squeak from the pinch of the nose, followed by her lips being pursed. ⠀ ❝ What are you talking about? Head... as in giving you my head? That's all I said - I have no idea what my body thought. So, no, I do not know the reason. And, ya know, bodyless Mei, duh? ❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀𝒯𝑅𝐸𝐸 𝒯𝐼𝑀𝐸 . ⠀ ⠀

⠀ Moving her head left and right, she attempts to bite their finger off. ⠀ ❝ Guh... wait, what? Why would you ever do that? I would die of suffocation. Also, you do not wear pants anymore. ❞ She upheld a frown in opposition to their smile. ⠀ ❝ Portable Mei is kind of right. ❞ ⠀