Sigh, sigh...

chey I might need to remove that bell

Slumps.

Bark.

Monkey scream.

Blowing stuff up.

Uh, the shrine is called Iska? Or the land it is located in? You guys never really talked much about the place.

That was sweet. Until the last part, Pride of Iska?

⠀ ⠀⠀" A day alone ain't too bad. . . " ⠀

Falls over.

⠀ ⠀⠀" I’m really good at math, so let’s add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs, and multiply. " ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" I love your shirt. Can I see what it's made from? " Pretends to check tag. ⠀⠀" That’s what I thought, 100 percent hookup buddy material. " ⠀

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥. 𝐎𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭. [ ♡ & ↺ ]

... Whatever.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ℙℝ𝕀ℕℂ𝔼𝕊𝕊 𝕆𝔽 ℕ𝕆𝕋ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾 ⠀ ⠀

Not even going to explain... 💭 Just another worthless fling, Meiqin.

chey I know I needed an account to display my masculine urges, but maybe I overdo it a bit and make her weird as a result

YOU MAKE NO SENSE... I AM GOING TO FIND A REBOUND. OUR RELATIONSHIP WILL NOT BE REPAIRED BY THAT.

⠀ ⠀⠀" I am going back to girlfriend hunting. Who wants to be hunted? " ⠀

FUCK YOU... HMPH.

⠀ Her Ruyi Jingu Bang is slammed into the dirt right between the brunette's legs. Her hands hold onto the top, while Mikoto leans her body into it, tilting it toward Vesper's face as she rested. ⠀⠀" Not for your flesh. I might shake you down later for money, though. So where's your proof? " ⠀

NO, I WILL PIN YOU AGAINST THE WALL.

HMPH... SO I AINT YOUR ONLY CRUSH... SO SAD...

I DONT SEE ANYONE

Stop talking to yourself

Who the fuck

⠀ ⠀⠀" I am downbad, I think. " ⠀

⠀ On her bed, on her knees, the monkeydog's eyes closed as she prayed. ⠀⠀" Oh, Senso-no-Kami, bless the battles in my dreams and all my battles tomorrow. Also, please call Papa sometime. " Collapses to sleep. ⠀

Not too sure. I whether do this till you pass out and then cook you for supper, instead of the chance your proof is bad. Too bad I ain't hungry. [ Mikoto released the leg of the ARKs Defender. She did not drop them. She lowered them till their face squished the floor, then let her tumble. ]

Uh huh, all big organizations are pretty evil in my experience, which makes their subordinates evil by association. [ Oh damn, no tail - sad. Swing, swing, swing. She's having fun doing this now. ] I kill whatever I get my hands on.

[ Swinging Vesper right to left by their big tail. ] Sounds evil... I am just a, uhm, god slayer?

[ Suddenly disappears. ] [ Then Vesper is being pulled upward, upside down, by their tail. The monkeydog had blinked behind her. ] What even are you, weirdo?

We are inside. There are no windows.

As she should.

YIPYIPBARKHOWL.

BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK.

And why exactly did your gaze unfocus, huh? ( Getting up in their face, sway, sway. )

Staring at me!

Swats her own butt with their tail and runs off!!!

Bonks with staff.

Sway, sway.

⠀ Spin, spin. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ℕ𝕠 𝕊𝕜𝕚𝕣𝕥 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕪 ! ⠀ ⠀

Collapses onto the street.

Eating fries for breakfast.

Fwep, fwep, fwep.

( Blink ) Well, alright then-

... I am only half impacted by that, good try.

💭 Bitch keeps talking to the wall...

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀" I need to kill somethin'. " ⠀