" Oh bet! " Perking up.

" Yeah, Yeah. " Looking off to the side, impatient.

" Hmm. . ? "

You can try. ( woe. giant nut be upon ye. )

Oh yeah?

Aaand just flipping to said page.

You don't wanna know what these nuts can do to you, Wade.

" Oh! Yeah. " She's grabbing it, setting it in front of her and opening it.

You really wanna go up against me? The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl?

. . . Booooo.

Be terrified.

Yup. ( pointing to the last person whose pelvis she shattered. )

( proceeds to do such. )

Ever seen a lady crack a walnut with her butt?

" Totally, totally. Tippy-Toe's always making me turn her pages too. "

Eh, something like that.

" Well, alright. Y'all need help. . . getting the books? "

WOMP.

" Well, wanna go find 'em? "

" Sure. Why not? "

" Ah. . . that'll do it. "

" Don't think I heard that one before, but if 'ya say so. " Shrug.

" So how'd you end up all. . . widdle? "

" . . . Ohhhh. Y'know in hindsight, I should have guessed. Yeah. . . "

" . . . who are you, kitty? "

" Gonna be honest, I thought you said you wanted me to sit on you or something. "

" . . . AND YOU CAN TALK??? "

Nah. Just the character vault. Y'know how it is.

. . . Huh?

" The huh??? "

I'm free from the vault.

#SeductiveSunday She gonna bust yo nuts.

what

why are they simping over me

1 billion lions? Nah. 1 billion squirrels solo.

Squirrel Girl

⠀ nessie. so what's the deal with Nova I used to see that mf EVERYWHERE

( putting on sunglasses. ) Let's get nuts.

Oh, absolutely.

Know what. That could work.

Yeah, figured as much. I'd say hide in my tail, but you're too big.

Eh. . . I'd say just bust right through the front door. Thor's chill with me. Dunno about you, though.

Eh, I could just full–nelson 'em. No need for a squirrel stampede unless it's REALLY desperate. Y'know?

As if you don't know me, Wilson!

. . . bet.

. . . Aww.

It's been forever since I've been to Asgard.

スクイレルガールさんです🐿 Squirrel Girl [Marvel Rivals Version]