Radicalized you say?

Don’t get me started on algebra

Future Survey #epstein #epsteinfiles

Let Elon Be Elon😀

Won’t someone think of the Congress? #politics #political #democrats #democrat #progressive

#thealters is pretty great

TRUMP: They got this all screwed up. AMERICA: So you aren’t the peace President? TRUMP: No, new wars!

If this is World War 3, can we please not use the squeaky tank?

Tucker Returns!

I am a real American #wrestling #prowrestling #wwe #standup #standupcomedy

Oh you sweet southern child

Yeah how dare @terrymoranabc.bsky.social suggest hatred is in any way connected to the guy who spent Memorial Day calling Americans ‘scum’, ‘radical’, ‘sick’, ‘dangerous’, and ‘monsters’?

Switch 2 vs SNES #switch2

Don’t be nervous when a comedian asks what you do for work. We just want to hear what it’s like to have benefits

Don’t judge a bill by its cover page

#signalgate is here!

Billionaire mindset #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #comedian

Somewhere there’s an Earth where Kamala won, the stock market is up, intrest rates are down, and Hannity’s A block was all about how Tim Walz is out of touch for using the word ‘whippersnapper’

Full episode on YouTube!

Think of the ratings #academyawards #oscars

News O’Clock 74

News O’clock 73, check back for daily episodes!

The word ‘honorable’ doing A LOT of heavy lifting right now.

Never forget old white bald spots are our country’s greatest natural resource

You can’t say democrat and republican politicians are ’in bed together’, cause they are definitely all standing up while smiling and hugging each other.

Being Lazy #standup #standupcomedy

Happy 4 year anniversary to the day I naively thought hundreds of people breaking the law dressed in one guy’s merch would probably be bad for that guy’s image.

My best comedy reels of the year!

Nothing says you have your finger on the pulse of the news like picking this week to call a billionaire who doesn’t have a plan for healthcare the “person of the year”

I rarely feel national pride, but peeing at the tower of London felt strangely therapeutic towards my ancestors

Just listened to @davecolumbo.bsky.social's Off The Mark: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles episode! So glad they're back! youtu.be/JTootHlrKvI?...

Living with Jordan Peterson 2

At what mile marker do you tell a highway it’s adopted?

As soon as I decided to stop sulking that we’re in the darkest timeline, this shows up in my feed

Breaking news: the creator of Sudoku has passed away at either 98 or 89.

In college I majored in theater, which means now I have great breath control when I ask my dad for money.

We were so preoccupied with whether or not AI could look like real life we didn’t stop to think if real life could look like AI

Rooting for Tyson tonight because after the election I really need what I assume will happen to be right for once. #tysonpaul

Goal: look like this when I need these

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