I’M GOING ON TOUR WITH BILLIANNE!!!🥹❤️ I’m hitting the road in November to support her UK and Ireland shows, as part of the Modes of Transportation tour (obviously I will be playing Trains🚂). Tickets are up on her website: billianne.com#tour 🎟️ …see you soon😭💙

I’m playing We’ve Only Just Begun this year!!! 🕺✨ So excited to join this lineup in Whelan’s on Friday 8th August. 🎟️ Tickets are €7 per night or €15 for the whole festival! There’s a link in my bio. See you there #WOJB25 👊💥

“We both know what memories can bring, they bring diamonds and rust”💎❤️‍🩹 youtu.be/CtLsHx4tKUY?...

my phone, spitting up blood, 2 GB of storage left: please. have mercy. … just delete something..anything…. me finding a funny image of a cat i’ve definitely seen before and will forget about in five minutes: scren shote :)

tenth year of being on YouTube this July…..who let that happen

just saw a woman “psspsspss” her wandering toddler like a cat??? (it worked)

in a café and a pair behind me are doing a "Which Muppet Are You" quiz. one of them just enthusiastically announced "I'm the Swedish chef!!!" which is very Swedish Chef

reached unparalleled levels of Muppetry and covered Gonzo’s song from The Muppet Movie💫

it doesn’t get easier it just gets further away

WHAT IS MARIAH CAREY DOING HERE #ToyShow

Two stages of writing: 1) This shouldn't take too long 2) Oh no

happy Wrapped day!! show yourselves!!!

me: I don’t really think seasonal affective disorder impacts me that much also me: listening to Radiohead at 3am on December 1st

every time I open an email that looks like a good business opportunity and expect it not to contain the lines “exciting new AI models” or “the future of AI!” I am Sisyphus pushing my stupid boulder

wtf. what the hell

you'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling 💔 youtu.be/kk0zARJis0w?...

thought i was writing a new banger and then realised i was just plagiarising a song from The Muppet Movie

this is the thing, they could pass a law saying the Earth is fucking flat (and if there were a way to make a buck on it, i'm sure they would.) but whatever happens in that court of the damned or thereafter, remember this- our joy is fucking real. their laws arent. and they will never take our joy!

little kid on the bus saw his reflection in the window and yelled “there I am!!!!” 😭 yeah buddy!! there you are!!!

joni joni joni <333

uploading a new cover to YT in just under an hour :^) any guesses???

been meaning to call it quits on Twitter for a while now but after like a day here I’m really not sure why it took me so long. there are so many cats in my feed??? I am at peace

Just got a library card from my local branch, and highly recommend you do the same if you don't have one. You can watch movies, read ebooks, do research, and use equipment that you would have to pay for anywhere else. In case you need a reminder!

currently reading The Song of Achilles for a book club. sure hope nothing emotionally devastating happens!

the arc of the moral universe could be a bit shorter imo