Do NOT get comfortable relying on the kindness of strangers in order to keep your children safe that is not how anything works

I have this issue where sometimes I have a very low patience threshold when I'm in public and the lack of people supervising their children today was insane

I love how I keep accidentally finding manga for sickos. My people

I've always felt like an alien trying to fit in with humanity. I'm just a little green guy. This is me

Seeking a diagnosis now purely because I HAVE to know how my brain works. I HAVE to know why I'm like this. I can only make sense of it in that way. Despite having a high EQ sometimes I'll think of things like human interactions in more technical or academic ways

Been getting really into little cat aliens lately. The more I reflect on my personality and habits the more I feel like I've always been an alien learning what people act like from sitcoms. I'm the little alien cat

Endfield just dropped a character so laser targeted at me I actually feel fucking insane about it

My blood pressure data app just had a message pop up and congratulated me personally on having normal blood pressure

I've had this song lyric stuck in my head for weeks and it's an original song from my middle school's theater/english teacher kid friendly rendition of hamlet where they sing about hamlet's dad eating toast

I like that I'm completely normal mentally and then I'll look at j*b listings and

I was looking at pokemon plushies to put on my work bag and I know Espeon is supposed to be sleek and long but why do they make it look so cunty compared to the other eeveeloutions. Even with like Umbreon and Sylveon it looks so skinny

MY BLOOD PRESSURE MEDS WORK NOW??????????? I HAVE NORMAL READINGS AGAIN???

Girl who needs a katsu sando expeditiously

Yall did you know Creepy Nuts is going to be at Coachella. That shits making me feel crazy. I'm so happy they're popular enough now to be at Coachella but also please tour or something because Coachella sounds like an awful time unless you're rich

I found aesthetic images of my Manzai shoujo on Pinterest and I immediately went pretentious doomer mode

Brother texting me about j*b hunting like what if we all exploded instead

You're right, I SHOULD start a blog. But then what if GenAI scrapes my insane ramblings and then someone publishes papers with my ideas and not their own. Like I'm sure they'd get dinged for that but

I wanna get a PhD in Fujoshis and treatment of older women in fandom spaces

POSTAGE METER ILL FUCKING END YOU WHY DID YOU AUTOMATICALLY ORDER SOMETHING WITHOUT ASKING

white day oguri and tama for patreon🐴🍚🍙 #umamusume

I also do think people criticize dark things written by women far more. They're more inclined to toss their opinions aside and call them names while praising a man for doing the same fucking shit. Fuck you

I'm sorry I know I talked about how much I love bleak stories but I also hate suffering for the sake of suffering. Stories where someone suffers so much (usually through external forces) and then the ending reveals they deserve love and are capable of being loved. I like those happy endings

I'm so mad. I'm never reading it again but I have to give credit where it's due. That shit hurted

It is with a heavy heart I have to announce I'm closing out my decade(ish) long grudge against Japanese Author Osamu Dazai

Sleepy...

they sing songs and stuff #kpdh

In better news they make decaf versions of my favorite black tea blend which is great because every tea I've been trying sucks really bad

I'm probably working myself up over nothing but it's eating away at my mind and I need clarity before I start chewing on my own hand

My gut has never lead me astray but recent events in my life have me doubting my ability to discern if someone has bad intentions or not

Girl who is having a moral crisis over her planner style again

Me when a client is on my ass about a return I mailed last week when she can just go online and access it instantly but she INSISTS we mail her a physical copy to look over

uwauwa

Girl who has to do things when she's home but would rather lay down and maybe nap

Huge fan of telling a client they'll be billed at a later date and having them go "Well I expect to have my invoice when I come to pick up my documents, I've already turned my computer off" like. Ma'am you're mailing us a check anyways. You will get your invoice within the next couple of weeks????

Shoujo manga that fakes me out so hard the advertised love interest gets disqualified right in the middle you will always be famous

Dragging my hands down my face. His reason for wanting to date her is so flimsy I think I'm going to scream

If he was actually considerate about anyone else's feelings beside his own id want to root for him but honest to god I hope he gets run over or something and we never have to deal with him again

I'm doubling down on this because the guy just went "if you're troubled you can always rely on me, I've always seen you as a little sister figure. [best friend] feels the same!" She has never once ever expressed this and I think implying it is SO fucked up I'll kill him first

I don't much care for the whole trend of explaining the plot through the title but it does remind me of 2007 alt music song titles which makes it really funny actually

I'm kinda bummed out about it but I just have to keep trying and experimenting until I find something that really clicks for me

Anyways journaling feels like a chore again so I'm trying to figure out what I'd like to do about it. I need a running to-do list and reminders and stuff so I'm trying to. Figure it out

Does this app work yet

I was like wow my new meds are making me normal, this is crazy! I was gonna say I felt bad for hanging up on a sales call but he keeps calling me back. Exploding him with my mind

"It'll just be me and him next time.. I'm not really looking forward to that." CAN YOU DUMP HIM ALREADY

SHES UNCOMFORTABLE BEING ALONE WITH HER BOYFRIEND SINCE THEY STARTED DATING. GIRL DUMP HIM

I think if I was in a trio of childhood friends and one of them was a guy and he started dating my best friend and crush AND they decided to hide it from me I think I'd kill myself in front of them and change the trajectory of their lives

Reading a manga about unrequited sapphic love. That shit hurted

aiscream with ice cream sandwiches 🍞🍨 #lovelive

*girl who is hungry but does not want to get up voice* I'm hungry

Actually i can probably ask them to just hold the delivery somewhere....I'd feel so much more comfortable that way