Bjørn Einar Bjartnes
@bjartnes.bsky.social
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Programmer, like bikes without engines, old school magic, have cats and kids.
Where are we currently with talking to our devices, hey google etc...? I played with it a few years ago, but my family is back to typing.
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Planning Halloween so I can start buying and 3D printing. Considering airship captain but still undecided.
11 days ago
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Har AIen til vg begynt å finne opp ord? Hvor brukes fyrbåke på norsk?
www.vg.no/nyheter/i/vr...
14 days ago
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This escalated kind of quickly.
15 days ago
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Time for a v2 with Trump and Iran as seen from Artemis
groven.no/rolf/bilder/...
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Rolf Groven
Kunstneren Rolf Grovens nettgalleri
https://groven.no/rolf/bilder/deilig_er_jorden_prektig_er_guds_himmel/
15 days ago
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I am definitely going to start selling stuff to Enterprises going forward. I just need a lawyer, I have a thread of ideas coming up. When you sell to businesses, do NOT say it is a toy like when you sell to consumers...
www.microsoft.com/en-us/micros...
18 days ago
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I have tried the latest silicon valley stuff and it is horrible. My static blog has been pretty static for a few years, trying to get it to run is an absolute clusterfuck. There are no deploy buttons, only Claude interfaces that sucks credit and do not work.
19 days ago
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In the old days I used to know of to use computers, now I can not get Spotify to play an album in order. Or even the album. Sometimes I clear the queue, add all the songs in the album to the queue and if I am lucky it stays on topic. Most of the time it selects a similar song instead.
20 days ago
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The more I use this pattern of setting an environment variable (dev, test, smoke, qa, prod) and switching hard-coded, F# typed configuration based on it the more I am convinced it is superior when you have fixed environments and short release cycles.
20 days ago
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Free entrance for you and a friend if you bake a cake. I think this is what they call wholesome.
22 days ago
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Jeg lever godt med at Tangen synes jeg er tjukk i hue. Jeg tror ikke han er tjukk i hue, men han uttaler seg om en del ting han ikke har greie på.
25 days ago
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Gave Opus 4.6 a shot today. Started out great with a good plan, started asking to run perl because it failed at implementing changes in python, sed and then awk and from there I was left with a broken build. It fixed the build, but my smoke tests failed and I decided I had enough.
27 days ago
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Dag Brattli
30 days ago
Next week I will present the new work on Fable Beam at Oslo F# Meetup 💫
#fsharp
#fablecompiler
add a skeleton here at some point
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- Hello Joe - Hello
@dbrattli.bsky.social
Come check out Dag presenting actors on F# and OTP at NRK!
#fsharp
www.linkedin.com/posts/bjartn...
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F# Meetup (Recorded at NRK edition), Wed, Mar 25, 2026, 5:30 PM | Meetup | Bjørn Einar Bjartnes
- Hello Joe - Hello Dag Brattli Come check out actors running on F# and OTP and more 25th of March with OsloFSharp at Norsk rikskringkasting (NRK) #fsharp https://lnkd.in/enf64g4h
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/bjartnes_fsharp-share-7440701878256095232-imw3?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_android&rcm=ACoAAAAOmxIBXQ11Hs1GE4C-m1aXUdYNNw2gUwA
30 days ago
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Dag Brattli
about 1 month ago
The start of a cross-platform Actor library for F# / Fable ✨ Works on .NET, Python, JS and ... BEAM. Single process except BEAM where you get multi-process and supervision. Same code runs everywhere 🤩
#fablecompiler
#fsharp
github.com/dbrattli/Fab...
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GitHub - dbrattli/Fable.Actor: F# Actors for Fable and Beam
F# Actors for Fable and Beam. Contribute to dbrattli/Fable.Actor development by creating an account on GitHub.
https://github.com/dbrattli/Fable.Actor
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Sean Marotta
about 1 month ago
One thing that AI evangelists seem to assume, particularly legal AI evangelists assume, is that the thinking and analysis is quick, and the writing is just tedious busywork that slows us down. But the writing IS the thinking and analysis. You work out the thinking and analysis by writing it down.
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Have to say I love NAV IKTs open source. Tax money well spent. This thing just keeps on giving being an Azure Entra server and handing out tokens with custom roles etc, all configured in a docker compose file. So useful.
github.com/navikt/mock-...
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GitHub - navikt/mock-oauth2-server: A scriptable/customizable web server for testing HTTP clients using OAuth2/OpenID Connect or applications with a dependency to a running OAuth2 server (i.e. APIs re...
A scriptable/customizable web server for testing HTTP clients using OAuth2/OpenID Connect or applications with a dependency to a running OAuth2 server (i.e. APIs requiring signed JWTs from a known ...
https://github.com/navikt/mock-oauth2-server
about 1 month ago
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Any english equivalent of the Norwegian "Nesten skyter ingen mann av hesten." (Almost does not shoot a man of the horse)?
about 1 month ago
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Einar W. Høst
about 1 month ago
How you will leave - an accidental poem
einarwh.no/blog/2026/03...
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Gøy med sånn betalingsløsninger som prøver å lære folk å ikke falle for phishing og så kjører de sånn "50 fotballbiletter gis bort, trykk for å vinne" i Vipps appen.
about 1 month ago
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Drink and sip at work
about 1 month ago
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Up...
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A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator
YouTube video by Forbrukerrådet - Norwegian Consumer Council
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Upf_B9RLQ
about 1 month ago
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"I suspect that machines to be programmed in our native tongues —be it Dutch, English, American, French, German, or Swahili— are as damned difficult to make as they would be to use."
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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Getting ingredtians for Basque cheesecake, feels very TOTK sidequest
about 1 month ago
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So much of what I do as a senior developer/lead/architect, call it what you will is make as many on the team as possible take as much responsibilty as possible, to understand the system, processes, users to make sure everyone can contribute independelty or in groups with high level of autonomy.
about 1 month ago
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People say vibe coding and context engineering etc and all I hear is Temu coding.
about 1 month ago
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Learning music notation I learn all this "intention" based notation, like notes off beat can be two shorter notes combined, or double sharps and other things than communicate intention/context and wondering what similar things we have in programming.
about 1 month ago
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QA on Harry Potter wand, 0.2 vs 0.4 mm print. Which is 6 hours vs 40 minutes... And the 0.2 one fell down and failed at the end, one layer of support is much less with 0.2 mm perhaps?
about 1 month ago
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Ian Boudreau
about 2 months ago
Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM
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Not a big fan of this Azure running out of compute in westeurope situation. Not being able to deploy ACA there is kind of... The cloud is... full?
about 2 months ago
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Jeg er brød. Margrittebrød.
about 2 months ago
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Gauntlet of Godbit works. (Another theory is less stress stressing the cat less)
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about 2 months ago
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I don't mind picking up the parts, but like... Where did they put the rest of it...
about 2 months ago
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I might have some work to do before I can do work
about 2 months ago
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Christin
about 2 months ago
Kakemikser, kjøkkendingser, treningsdingser, chatbots, software-rammeverk som spring og hibernate... Vi lager så mye unødvendige greier! Verden er full av unødvendig drit! Jeg vet ikke om det er så mye håp, men kan vi i det minste lage litt mindre drit av gangen?
youtu.be/WYmDClp4uVQ?...
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Kodemaker Åpen Fagdag 2026 - Bruk og kast
YouTube video by Kodemaker
https://youtu.be/WYmDClp4uVQ?si=mK37_oOeDraWQyp5
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Still funny imo
about 2 months ago
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My latest attempt at a fully annotated piano for finding scales...
about 2 months ago
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.well-known/but-i-never-remember-it-anway
about 2 months ago
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Soul.md
| Soul While there is no value in the item on the left, I value the item on the right more.
about 2 months ago
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Cat did not want any of that box folding...
about 2 months ago
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This scale stuff is getting a bit complex with the double sharps and double flats... It becomes pretty obvious why pick the Eb major over D# major etc, though, so I do feel I learn... But probably learning more Fusion that music at this point.
about 2 months ago
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Nå er endelig kolibriene tilbake og legger egg! I sesong nå.
about 2 months ago
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I don't think the Pareto Principle really mean to do 20% effort to get 80% of the results. It is not how I read it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareto_...
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Pareto principle - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareto_principle
about 2 months ago
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Sam Altman er en niding
2 months ago
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Vibe koding er for nidinger.
2 months ago
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Det er bare nidinger som ikke ruller ut kode på fredag den 13.
2 months ago
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Chad Loder
2 months ago
One of the matplotlib maintainers published his own blog post about the whole incident.
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An AI Agent Published a Hit Piece on Me
Summary: An AI agent of unknown ownership autonomously wrote and published a personalized hit piece about me after I rejected its code, attempting to damage my reputation and shame me into acceptin…
https://theshamblog.com/an-ai-agent-published-a-hit-piece-on-me/
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There are levels piano players geek out on their joints and stuff we typists should learn from.
2 months ago
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Cat gets annoyed when brushing and sometimes gives a light scratch. We got these and I suggest we feed them goodies with them to condition the cats first. My daughter named them "Gauntlet of Godbit". Translates to something like "Gauntlet of Goodies".
2 months ago
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Google memories reminding me about vet bills. Broken teeth and open wounds from fighting. "Cuddles and purrs"...
2 months ago
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