Bjørn Einar Bjartnes
@bjartnes.bsky.social
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Programmer, like bikes without engines, old school magic, have cats and kids.
TIL a checkbox in Windows to get rid of cp1252 warnings in az cli
github.com/microsoft/kn...
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Show warning when UnicodeEncodeError is raised by jiasli · Pull Request #178 · microsoft/knack
Show warning when UnicodeEncodeError is raised. To test, on Windows go to Control Panel > Region > Administrative > Change system local and use English. Do not check Beta: Use Unicode UTF-...
https://github.com/microsoft/knack/pull/178
1 day ago
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I don't understand computers anymore. Small icon on a day in my calendar, apparently smoke in Redmond?
5 days ago
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Looking for the "We could be kings" laser eye god cat from
@bodil.lol
, browsing through all slide decks I can find from 2011 to 2015ish, but so far no luck. I found it at some point, maybe tweeted in but then deleted twitter... :(
github.com/bodil
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bodil - Overview
bodil has 158 repositories available. Follow their code on GitHub.
https://github.com/bodil
6 days ago
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.NET is officially an auto scroller now.
8 days ago
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It's possible to get to the point faster, but the story telling does work very well here so it is worth the time to follow along...
youtu.be/fLzEX1TPBFM?...
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dyson spheres are a joke
YouTube video by Angela Collier
https://youtu.be/fLzEX1TPBFM?si=Nzz3wpRSc-PM1f9Q
9 days ago
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We need a software version of this: "Winning when outgunned and outmanned."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJo6...
11 days ago
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Why is it called InternalsVisibleTo
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/dotnet...
and not FUCK PRIVACY IT'S DEAD AND SEMANTICS DEAD TOO
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InternalsVisibleToAttribute Class (System.Runtime.CompilerServices)
Specifies that types that are ordinarily visible only within the current assembly are visible to a specified assembly.
https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/dotnet/api/system.runtime.compilerservices.internalsvisibletoattribute?view=net-9.0
12 days ago
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Words don't have semantics. They have a probability of being ordered a certain way.
17 days ago
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HTTP is beton brut, OData is Eternit .
19 days ago
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I tell my family it's for the love of music, but it's just social acceptable neovim practice.
20 days ago
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My software isn't slow and sluggish, it's syncopated.
23 days ago
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New version of dark release: Some discussions happened on navigation animations, so we enabled view transitions and released it with no Jira ticket or no info about the deploy to see if anyone notices the change...
26 days ago
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I like reading deprecation notices, getting stressed about something being deprecated in only three days that has slipped my attention, only to realize 2024-08-31 was last year. Time passes quicker and quicker.
about 1 month ago
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Einar W. Høst
about 1 month ago
All the vibe coding stuff brings to mind Weinberg’s zeroth law of software development: if it doesn’t have to work you can always meet any other requirement.
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I understand the attraction from devs to build AI models. We've been expected to fix bugs our entire career, and suddenly this technology shows up where everybody agrees wrong answers are by design. What's not to like?
about 1 month ago
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This talk looks really interesting!
ndccopenhagen.com/agenda/demys...
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Demystifying the Enigma Machine - a Functional Journey | NDC Copenhagen 2025
This presentation explores the infamous Enigma encryption device through the lens of functional programming. Starting with the historical context of the Enigma machine in World War II, we'll examine i...
https://ndccopenhagen.com/agenda/demystifying-the-enigma-machine-a-functional-journey-086v/05sovjds7kc
about 1 month ago
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I hate choosing "How did you feel?" on the Garmin watch. I typically choose between normal and weak, and it makes me realise weak is my normal.
about 1 month ago
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Piano chords are more fun that vim, but I do miss recording macros. I think long term the organ is more for me in that way. There are a lot of repeated keystroke patterns in a piano.
about 1 month ago
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Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️🌈
about 1 month ago
- What do you do? - Make computer go brr and beep - How is that hard? - Well… it’s the whole… which brr and beep, you know? People don’t really know which they want
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The sermony of the daily Norwegian Beer Opening, the Revelation of the Beer!
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about 1 month ago
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Kind of fun to see straight forward, functional programming in
#fsharp
with Result types on every single event and
@scottwlaschin.bsky.social
style domain driven design process 8-9 million events pr minute on a 2-core 4GB RAM Azure Container App IRL.
about 1 month ago
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Now Putin can just come, we are prepared.
about 1 month ago
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Einar W. Høst
about 2 months ago
New blog post: Disentangling intertwingled magicks in ASP.NET Core Web APIs.
einarwh.no/blog/2025/08...
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Ordered new glasses and finally got to pour ein Maß
about 1 month ago
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Trying to get a budget wired set of headphones is getting harder. Bluetooth everywhere....
about 2 months ago
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I am so stealing this. It basically works on anything. "Bro, its probably your prompt..." "Prompting skill issue" "Show me your prompt, I'll fix it for you."
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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Windows update being like "You are 30% there" and I'm like, no, you are 30% there, I haven't started working yet because of you.
about 2 months ago
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Someone had issues with echo in a Teams call, but no-one was particularly interested in my explanations
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echo_(m...
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Echo (mythology) - Wikipedia
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echo_(mythology)
about 2 months ago
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The piano is good fun to play, but what I REALLY want is a full size church organ.
about 2 months ago
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If a office printer isn't a backdoor into your corporate network, is it even an office printer?
about 2 months ago
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Bjørn Einar Bjartnes
Anders Norås
about 2 months ago
🎶 Vi reiste fra Karibien og ankret opp i natt. Vi har hørt et gammelt rykte om en helt fantastisk skatt. 🏴☠️
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Focus - Sylvia
YouTube video by Red Bullet
https://youtu.be/P0ly_bCQ2dY?feature=shared&t=26
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Me feeling I have lost it completely is programming F# while listening to Bach in F#
open.spotify.com/track/1Vlm7l...
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The Well-Tempered Clavier, Book 1: Fugue No. 13 in F-Sharp Major, BWV 858
Johann Sebastian Bach, Glenn Gould · Glenn Gould plays Bach: The Well-Tempered Clavier Books I & II, BWV 846-893 · Song · 1993
https://open.spotify.com/track/1Vlm7l9LKOxarsOSrjJAW0?si=8a41221622d34469
about 2 months ago
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How are dragons visualized within TOGAF? I know I should to my certifications, but I haven't and I rather show my ignorance and ask the stupid questions.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here_be...
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Here be dragons - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here_be_dragons
about 2 months ago
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I always wonder which HTTP specification people have been reading when inventing CDN caching schemes.
about 2 months ago
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I sometimes wish I learned to play the piano instead of vim.
about 2 months ago
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Proud cat. We are not that impressed. Mice and rats are ok to get rid of, but I am not sure how to update the cat of modern ROE.
2 months ago
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My new hobby is combining silly tech to make even more horrible tech. In this example, I am making some great insights into why you should never fully rest.
copilot.microsoft.com/shares/aKGic...
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Why should one just try to charge to 80% body battery with garmin the same way 80% charging on the cell phone make the battery last longer?
Shared via Copilot
https://copilot.microsoft.com/shares/aKGict4i76fkyzzbqj6Hx
2 months ago
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Jeg lurer på en ting som trendekspert
@andersnoras.com
burde kunne svare på. Hvorfor er ikke weinschorle større i Norge? Det er jo digg i varmen. (Evt, er det lenge siden jeg har vært ute i Oslo på de riktige stedene. )
2 months ago
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The Chinese were copying Japanese products for export from 1710... Kind of fascinating.
3 months ago
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I am this close to just asking them to give their lakes UUIDs
3 months ago
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Bjørn Einar Bjartnes
John Cutler
3 months ago
But when it comes to feedback, concerns, "pulling the andon cord", or questioning the current strategy, front-line team members are expected to route everything up the official chain. Boundary-spanning is great for delivery, but not for dissent.
cutlefish.substack.com/p/tbm-366-em...
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TBM 366: Empowered For Delivery, But...
There's an emphasis on team independence and autonomy, but also fairly traditional ideas about the role of the manager (as gatekeeper, filter, escalation resolver, etc.). In many ways, these ideas are...
https://cutlefish.substack.com/p/tbm-366-empowered-for-delivery-but?utm_source=activity_item
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Black Valley
3 months ago
Next week, we open the doors for Black Valley 2025. We'll play you beautiful tunes, show you wonderous sights, make you smile, make you excited and the one thing you need to do is get a ticket. Don't have a ticket yet? We can give you one! In exchange for money. 💸
fienta.com/black-valley...
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Just bought a ticket! Time for my first dataparty. I even recognised the DJ :)
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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reposted by
Bjørn Einar Bjartnes
James Eastham
3 months ago
"Everyone wants the summary. But the summary is what's left after someone else decided what matters. Their priorities aren't yours. Their filters aren't yours. When you operate on summaries, you're thinking with someone else's brain." Shane Parrish Brain Food. This is a beaut.
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ITTIL (I think today I learned, not sure yet) that adding exclude filters in path triggers included the DevOps changes. So it seems _just_ using includes is the way to go, excluding stuff just to be sure confused the build trigger and just included all changes.
3 months ago
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A real good use-case for large language models is translating the YAML language to some form where it can be worked with. It makes it possible to understand the semantics of docker compose files and Azure DevOps pipelines.
3 months ago
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Enterprise development is reading this blogpost and still choosing SQL Server over PostgreSQL
readmedium.com/benchmark-da...
3 months ago
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Cats can't talk. Don't understand what he is trying to say.
3 months ago
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We found the equipment we used on display in the cold war section. Just realised we are relics from the end of the cold war.
#robot70
3 months ago
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The cat joined the block party
3 months ago
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