that dinner scene was so awkward! she’s a terrible actress but i love her standup. #rhop

#rhop is back and i remembered this app is where i can talk about Gizelle vs her wig placement

countdown until someone names their baby “Nicolandria” 👁️👀👁️ #loveislandusa

flirt commenting in deep lesbian tongue: this [photo] makes me want to move to Georgia O’Keefe’s ranch with you.

OLANDRIA GURL GET UP 😭 #loveislandus

OLANDRIA STAND UP. talmbout i miss my man 🫠😫 #loveislandus

looks like healing from being punched in the face in every scene. ughhh 🙅🏾‍♀️

get TJ and Austin off my screen immejitly! #loveislandus

there is a man in my DMs trying to make me a sugar baby. SBs please advise 👀

the #housewives feed needs better moderation 😔 not just any post containing the word should be here.

we worked really hard on a multi-event program effort last week and after a spontaneous request, my higher-ups gave us the rest of the week off to recoup.

Joe has the hat on episode ONE?! #YOU

she might be the actual Sasha Fierce 😮‍💨

Drag brunch w/ Tiffany NEW YORK Pollard AM, John Stewart PM (🗣️same day), K. Dot & Sza, and then Santigold all within 12 days.

it’s not the disgusting nature of hair, but rather the sensation of pulling a strand out of the mouth that makes food in which a hair was found, inedible.

where is the Doechii x Megan collab i neeeeed?

#LoveHotel was neither bad nor memorable. Hoping it picks up (i wanna see who Gizelle is cussin’ at)

this song makes me want to leave my man and get into some MESS.

my dogs will not allow any such thing.

If i text “stop” to your stupid brand-text i don’t want a confirmation text telling me you won’t text me anymore 🙄

the art of lace plucking is becoming a lost art. some of these hairlines look CAHRAZY.

pop culture is healing.

nothing has been more difficult than trying to become a verizon customer. holy hell.

this UGK set is healing me.

how is she talking about billion dollar companies when that’s how she got in this position in the first place?!? nerve.

I absolutely enjoy Wendy's more than I enjoy Katy Perry so I know what side of the corporate wars I'm going to be on.

proof that nyc is dying: the GPS said “Hue-ston” not “House-ton”

Atlantaaaa why is this season happening?? i hate to say it but Britt is in fact giving Mia/Zeus/Baddies and i hate to see it 😭 #rhoa

i just love looking at gorgeous gorgeous girls 🩵 keep showing off err’body.

most of these women don’t have storylines— they have beef. tbh Garcelle could be doing the most with her endeavors & Boz could be building by talking about her professional history. but they just want to bicker 🙄

what is a watermelon carpaccio? (i’ve only had a ostrich). and what’s a greek salad without the feta?? #rhobh

i still call it HBO, idc.

Atlanta gworls: what’s your fave season of #RHOA?

unsolicited: i would like Garcelle to invest in new wigs. she may not consult with Boz regarding this matter either.

a million flowers cost more than a million dollars. send me the money thx.

going to Egypt developed a realllllly strong disdain for the colonized museum industry within me. These artifacts have a home.

thought my dog peed and now i’m rly pissed bc it was actually my wine 😮‍💨

thought my dog peed and now i’m rly pissed bc it was actually my wine 😮‍💨

like a kickback?? like having a few people over to chill?? are we this cooked?! smmm.

what’s up with the confessional lighting? all these women look over-tanned and greenish 🤢 #rhoa

oop. they saying my childhood play cousin looks like the loafers 😅 i’m telling my mom

damn. Greg really was a lovely man. #rhoa #rewatch

this one did something to me.

kinda love this.

she can do any and EVERY thing.

everyone’s focusing on Kathy re: Mo and the fashion show but no one is talking about her asking if Kyle is wearing “Bed, Bath and Beyond” #rhobh

started my new job. love our team, mission and am looking forward to making a positive impact in my role. f(i)lling blessed 🙏🏾

i’m curious about who “jumped out the car” at Karen’s DUI 👀 also yes, SSRIs + booze = a blackout.

this is the loudest show i’ve ever watched 😂 #rhoa