Someone was blasting Adele's Chasing Pavements around the basin today, and I just wanted to start singing along lmao

Me normally: egypt is a lovely place Me right now: buuuurnnnn, get crussssshhed, I hate you with the fury of a thousand suuuuuns

Longest night 🫡, it only gets better from here kiwis

Fun fact, from 1957-1986, chch reached above 20 degrees in june 7 times. Today was the 4th time that's happened this month....

"Hey mum can we have a golden mile?" "No we have a golden mile at home." The golden mile at home

There is something so satisfying about going for a run and breaking a personal best, fastest 4k run get, time to start climbing towards 5k

This app really is just Americans yelling at other people sometimes huh

Is there anything sadder than searching the freezer for drunk carbs, and there being nothing

The south coast is so gorgeous at night, literally unbeatable clear skies

I love the colour of late sunset, dark oranges slowly fading away to blue

Oh dear, I think messenger is broken, and facebook

How have I only just now discovered this song music.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1sL...

🚨🚨🚨 LOCAL STATE OF EMERGENY: If your home or business is on the waterfront between Ōwhiro Bay and Breaker Bay you MUST evacuate before 9.00am Tuesday

Getting a civil emergency alert always freaks me out

🌊 Heavy Swell Warning: South Coast As if our South Coast communities haven't had enough to deal with lately, the MetService has issued a heavy swelling warning from Monday night through to Wednesday. Forecast swells are expected to reach up to 8m along the Wellington South Coast.

Finding Nemo on the game boy advance

This is a goddamn amazing thunderstorm

Clair Obscur is such a beautiful game, finally rolled credits on it. Still think my boy Gustave got done dirty

Paintress, I've come to bargain

Why is adding avocado to a subway sub $4??? That's so much

Y'know I don't really get the witching hour, it's so chill, 5pm is worse

A tree dropped a twig on my face and I feel extremely attacked

It's kinda wild how fast your algorithms get invaded by fitness content the moment you start doing any kind of exercise lifestyle change

Just realized game changer is a fortnightly release, not weekly 😭

Lol all credit card payments are broken on metlink busses right now. Good thing I'm still using a trusty snapper card

I love it when random bands I've never heard just drop into my algorithm and I click with them. Currently I'm obsessed with Black Country, New Road. Very fun music, and Opus is a surprisingly great running song

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

Laser Kiwi's Everybody Knows performance is genuinely hilarious, I thoroughly enjoyed it last night even if I had to rush home to sleep before an early start today 😴

It's interesting how the default double decker bus people draw is still the red London bus, even in places that have different coloured double decker busses

Bliss

Bsky users still chasing people off the platform I see

Trying to convert between running speed and pace is so annoying, why can't we just have a unit of time that works amounts of one thousand like all the others

I love I'm Just Ken so much, the bluesky millennial song discussion got me obsessing over it again. Thaaaaaanks everyone

It is sounding quite wet and wild out there, perfect Devil wears Prada weather

I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night

The sourcing of the Sherman allegation are very obviously politically motivated. And if Burr accepted her apology at the time and didn't want to take it further I think it should have been left there. I also think it's *extremely* unacceptable to call a work colleague a faggot to their face.

One day I'll get my image generation working so giant lists like this make more sense

I love how this graph is basically just "times trump was stupid and tried to crash the global economy"

Holy shit, "Fringe Medical, New York, May 20 2026". It's nearly the future

Oh hey, it's the Fringe episode that taught me what LSD stands for

I should sit on the right side of the bus more often

Ok I love this

As much as I like Anna Torvs acting in fringe, Joshua Jackson leaves a lot to be desired. He always just seems vaguely confused

Kinda wild, I went to the audiologist to get a lil thing fixed, and I've come out with what feel like totally new hearing aids. Idk what they did but it's impressive

I got a paknsave ad that mentioned popcorn and now I feel like popcorn. But it's 1am and there's none in the house, so rude of foodstuffs to do this

Some gorgeous colour in the sky this evening. Not even any clouds

I think night shifts are the easiest way to go insane without drugs being involved

I will say it feels incredibly weird to think that I was in this same building this morning.

When's the first Watch Me (whip/nae nae) nostalgia cycle coming, we must be close right?