Storming the field vs #22? LOL #BlueCy

Making another mid QB look like a superstar. #BlueCy

Kiss the top 25 goodbye #BlueCy

Like my old softball coach used to say — if you can touch it you can catch it. #BlueCy

Idiocracy was unrealistic only because we got dumber quicker than the movie anticipated

I AM HAVING A BAD TIME

It a giving up 207 yards in the first quarter bad? #BlueCy 😒

Has anyone told the defense the game has started? #BlueCy

Let’s gooooo #BlueCy

Keep. Running. #BlueCy

Just run the ball and get the fuck out of Jonesboro.

Why do we keep throwing?!

Run run run. Burn that clock. #BlueCy

Make. A. Tackle. #BlueCy

We still have another quarter of this to endure. #BlueCy

Turns out that playing the game like you’re the better team is a good idea.

Their longest TD drive in four years. JFC. #BlueCy

More Moore #BlueCy

Meanwhile they ran out of fireworks at Minnesota

We out of pyro, folks. Scored too much. Ope.

Wouldn’t be the Cy Hawk game if we weren’t shooting ourselves in the face

Happy Labor Day! The Democratic-Farmer-Labor Party in Minnesota has the distinct honor of being the only Democratic Party affiliate in the United States that explicitly names Labor as part of our coalition. While this is unique, the DFL must remember not to take it for granted.

63 YARD FIELD GOAL FOR KYLE KONRARDY!!!!

No cheating post your lock screen

One No Kings sign in the boat parade on this northern Minnesota lake. Zero Trump signs or flags. Tiny shred of positivity in this very red area.

Hey, if the weather could be chill tonight. We don't have FEMA and this administration hates our state very much.

All this because y’all hated a successful 2-term Black President & two overqualified Women presidential candidates.🤦🏾‍♂️

Found a gift for @zerodice.bsky.social

Funny how Delta is all over email comms and satisfaction surveys when a flight is on time or early, but not a peep after diverting our Denver flight to Colorado Springs, canceling the flight, holding our bags for 4 hours, and sending out Lyft links for people to find their own way back to Denver.

Once again, it wasn’t an immigrant. It wasn’t a drag queen, a refugee, or anyone Fox News tells you to fear. It was a white male. Evangelical. Armed. Angry. The pattern isn’t changing it’s just getting louder. And still, they scapegoat the vulnerable while ignoring the real domestic threat.

Your friends in Minnesota could use all of the strength, courage and compassion you can send our way today. We’re broken. But we ain’t beaten. And we’re not giving up.

Just so horrified right now. Politics in this country are broken.

THAT MAN WENT TO IOWA STATE

buddy I haven't seen Haliburton fuck up the south like this since the Deepwater Horizon

Apropos of nothing I feel like one of the most important things to help your kids develop is an ability to self-regulate.

Reality tv ass catfight at the helm of the world economy, I never want to hear “women aren’t emotionally stable enough for politics” ever again

Watching @mnufc.com and @mntimberwolves.bsky.social

It really is this simple. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

Halliburton! #BlueCy

First Minneapolis Pedal Pub sighting of the year. ✅

Al gore is pissed off and I’m here for it

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

I've been reading "Let him try this and see how that works out for him!" takes for 9 years.

Time for a nap. I can’t keep watching this. #TheMasters

Pretty jazzed about filing taxes and paying more than billionaires. 🫠💸

Coogs didn’t even get a shot off. Oof.

The last 2 minutes of that game were the “call an ambulance but not for me” meme in basketball form

HOUSTON #Big12

Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements