running is usually the cure

a rare process update from me www.patreon.com/darylseitchi...

this actually works....i can hardly believe that after spending my entire zine-making career grappling with indesign's user-antagonistic "print booklet" function, i'm finally free 👼

the best fantasy show of the early 2000s is buffy and the worst is the gilmore girls

it is a tragedy that my so-called life and freaks and geeks both got canceled after one season, but for that reason they remain perfect

people who get migraines are spiritually moms

photoshop is spiritually millennial and clip studio is spiritually gen z

once it hits above 80 degrees i wish my skin was glass and i was filled with cold liquid. i want to be the kool aid man

i love life

i think i might actually finish issue 3 this summer, which means after 8 years, FTD will be halfway done. not sure if i should collect the first three issues in one volume or not.

rest in peace to the best tv dad there ever was

is anyone here going to the phoebe bridgers concert at madison sq garden, im so jealois

"Porro the Hero #1," the first installment of my most ambitious comic to date, will debut at @torontocomics.bsky.social this weekend

@dan-nott.bsky.social and i smoked cigarettes with Marjane Satrapi after she gave a talk to a packed auditorium at Dartmouth 8 years ago. She saw us smoking and asked if she could bum one. She had a Playboy lighter. This is the coolest thing that has ever happened to me. Rest in Peace, Marjane 🚬❤️

my motivational song that gets me pumped up for teaching comics is “expert in a dying field” by the beths

i feel this whole essay in my bones samkriss.substack.com/p/if-you-let...

today’s suicide mission is teaching pointillism to a group of lawless children outside

ai art weirdly has a recognizable ai style now

my hot take of the day is that roblox makes kids boring

crazy that so much of my job is just convincing actual 6 year olds to bring home paperwork for their beleaguered parents to sign and return to me

tulsi gabbard? more like tulsi goodbye

Dan has a great zine about this bsky.app/profile/dan-...

@dan-nott.bsky.social oh hey www.cnn.com/2026/05/20/p...

giles would never use ai for his slides. find your inner giles

we need a bad drawing revolution to combat all the polished ai slop. people who can’t draw, must draw. normalize bad drawing!!

id take a bad drawing by someone on your marketing team over polished ai slop literally any day

to be sung to the tune of the chorus of sugar water by cibo matto: meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow (x2)

i wish the eisners had a more accessible voting registration system. it doesn’t make sense to close registrations right before the nominations are announced. the registration deadline is mostly known to publishers and not voters who are in the comics scene and would support smaller presses/ artists

lol remember nfts?

the fact that i don’t have nieces or nephews just means i get to be a crazy aunt to all the world’s children

what graphic novel??

Beautiful timeline synchronicity, ty @willoremus.com & @darylseitchik.bsky.social

teaching after school on an indoor recess day is no fucking joke

thing i’m curious about, but not enough to test: the line between fancy tinned fish and bougie cat food

praying smith college holds down the fort for women’s colleges to continue to admit trans students…what the actual fuck

how was the metaphor of “trickle down” economics ever appealing? i hear it and picture ronald reagan pissing on the world

people say there were years between 2020 and 2025 but actually 2020 lasted 5 years until 2025 and it is going to be 2025 for a very long time

people who read comics should spend 1 minute looking at a panel before moving onto the next out of solidarity with the cartoonist who spent 2 hours on it

i love being old and boring

the older i get the more i prefer music i found boring in my 20s. cant stop listening to bowery electric, for example

the Supreme Court just passed a historic ruling that all U.S. citizens must now adhere to new, strict facial regulations of having either Dreamworks smirk or Pixar beanmouth

everything is so fucking stupid

we’re at CAMP!

i have reached a point in my teaching career where i know not only every child in my town but every teen who used to be a child

funny how the ultimate downfall of both MAGA and the Democratic Party is their shared unhinged support for israel 🤔 like, what a coincidence

eating challah on passover 😈

what the artemis II astronauts see from space

faith by the cure is such a good album

Crazy things happening on patr3on www.patreon.com/posts/mud-se...

if you work with kids and they are all melting down today, know you are not alone and i blame the full moon