everytime i see a new indie game character arrive on fortnite like repo all i can think of is how we're allowing indies to succumb to corpo slop

also happy anniversary to The Hub Network. Hasbro's "Jetix". Deserved a longer life. Especially for the Aquabats.

every single time

I FUCKING CALLED IT

Can someone tell me why Nintendo uploaded a short film about a baby without any explanation they're creeping me out again

Genuinely don't know what direction to take the show in ngl

I was reminded of my statement in Postal Redux Re-Review (S3 E1). I still stand by that statement. G4EVER wouldn't have been anything without you. I hope to keep it going for as long as I can for you. Here's to new stuff soon. Never stop playing. <3

kick.com/4gtv FREEPLAY + ULTRA POSTAL MARATHON TODAY AT 12PM! G4EVER TURNS 2! Thanks for all the support! I know I haven't uploaded anything new but I promise the wait is worth it.

Can't go any better than editing videos and drinking AriZona

as I continue to hear the abhorrent news on AI and its terrible actions, like a kid dying of suicide who got help doing it via ChatGPT, I am so glad we never got a TechTV reboot, because you fucking bet they would be pushing for this kind of garbage

sometimes i think how COPS got cancelled and G4 announced their comeback in the same year

To celebrate our 2nd anniversary, @4gtv.bsky.social will be playing EVERY FREEPLAY EVER with an encore preview of Ultra Postal : Paradise Lost - "MONDAY"! Catch the marathon this Sunday, October 5th from 12-5 PM! Only on KICK! kick.com/4gtv

This Sunday, G4EVER turns 2. We've lasted longer than the G4 reboot. We're still cooking up videos, and we promise things are coming down the pipes. Thanks for stickin' with us for 2 years strong. 🧡

i wish the person at nintendo who chose to cheap out on plastic for the game boy advance sp and OG DS models a very painful demise

THE GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN..TH..THE GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN, NO MORE LAWS!

Hey PopCap fans, the EA acquisition by private equities should terrify you to your core buy all the games on steam while you still can before they wind up like this game here

what if there was a nintendo direct styled video for homebrew games

i'm still really salty epic games did this you kill the franchise, make it impossible to buy (thank god its freeware now), then you take the lifeless corpse you just finished stabbing, and throw it into fortnite as a skin to promote a fucking amazon show i hate this industry man

hey weird soap cat thing, what did toonami call the next wave of dbz episodes in 1999

i'll at least give microsoft this at least their ai logo doesn't look like a butthole

This is the double take look I'll be giving you if you say you won't be donating to the National MS Society. Go donate!

I will never forgive netflix for ruining black mirror the Channel 4 run of the show was way darker and more fucked, then netflix had to fuck it up

Bye, Doug. Won't be missed. #Nintendo

personally I think if you're for censoring the internet and banning VPNs that you should be beaten senselessly until you're battered beyond recognition

Let me know if I show up in the Undertale streams lol

do you remember. I can't remember. oh no I forgot

"exploiting glitches in #skate is impossible!" no, it's necessary.

sorry switch 2 fans, i needed an easier episode to get back into the swing of things #freeplay

New Lights, Camera, Anarchy! on patreon NOW! It's about as crazy as you'd think it would be. www.patreon.com/posts/lights...

MR DRILLER AND KLONOA ON GBA ONLINE LETS FUCKING GO

In a world where your games are under the gun of political warfare, facing censorship, debankings, and outright erasure because one side or the other is upset by it... ...YOU REGRET NOTHING. We're proud to have backed POSTAL 2 REDUX, and we're more than happy to retell ULTRA POSTAL when it drops.

MORE G4EVER CONTENT ON THE WAY! Sorry it's been a bit. We're working on a lot more now. check it at : patreon.com/metaglyph for the $10/month tier!!

Ok, so apparently the video works on YouTube now??? Should be back up and ready for listening. The claim hasn't been lifted according to YT Studio, but it's suspended until SME responds, which they likely won't. Thanks again for your concerns and support during this time! youtu.be/f2UMtxkbbkc

UPDATE : As soon as we finish the 2nd episode of Lights, Camera, Anarchy!, We'll be taking a break. As a one-man operation in terms of editing, post prod, etc, I've been neglecting G4EVER, and it's time I do something about that.

www.patreon.com/posts/139000... Just dropped a preview of the newest LCA episode on Metaglyph. Come subscribe and get a sneak peek!

www.patreon.com/posts/138842... Out now for free. Come listen. Oh, and Sony, Suck my motherfuckin, ass, dick, and lick my balls, chomp down on em good, little nut-fucker.

Coast to Coast Tunes 2 has been hit with a fraudulent claim by Sony Music. We knew their kind were disgusting, but we didn't think THIS disgusting. We know it's fraudulent too, because the song they claimed does not sound like the song we used. We're posting it for free on Metaglyph/Patreon.

youtu.be/f2UMtxkbbkc Tonight @ 7:30PM CST

I can say proudly that POSTAL 2 REDUX was partially funded by us. We wanted dibs on a steam key when it launches. Redux is happening 100%, all stretch goals except for the Apoc. Weekend re-do have been completed. ULTRA POSTAL : REDUX will be in consideration for production at Metaglyph Studios.

Here we go!! The first bit shows what i assume is concept art for various Mario games, to which it's to celebrate Mario's 40th Anniversary including a few notices about the 3rd Super Nintendo World that will be in Universal's Epic Universe.

This is @yukikoen.bsky.social again. Only a few minutes left until the Nintendo Direct happens. I can't promise that I'll cover everything LIVE as it is an hour long, but we'll see what happens. Are you all ready for Nintendo Direct? "Ready?... Ready doesn't...even...FUCKING...DESCRIBE IT!"

Peep the new page, Only on Patreon. patreon.com/metaglyph

Anyways, to sum it up on what's going on here at Metaglyph: G4EVER : New Freeplay (Switch 2 Review), New Ultra Postal : Paradise Lost (In production, just gotta deal with more P2 crashes now) H5TV : New Roundtable (Being Trimmed ASAP), Coast to Coast Tunes 2 (coming soon), Netsurf's fate in limbo

We have decided to cease operations on X for the time being. Make sure you've followed us here, and subscribed via youtube or patreon, so you never miss a headline. @yukikoen.bsky.social will be on this account covering the Nintendo Direct tomorrow LIVE as it happens.

Sup, this is @yukikoen.bsky.social. I'll be reporting on the stuff that's announced from the Nintendo Direct on here.

This sounds wacky but it is backed up by science.

The following content has been permanently delisted from H5's YouTube channel. "Netsurf : ExPlOdInG miLk Pr0nZ!!" Premiered Sept 21st, 2022. We will not be making a more censored cut of the episode.

I'd heavily suggest turning Autoplay off on all your socials for a while. To those who saw it, I'm sorry you did. I don't know if Tetris would help, but try it. I don't handle real life gore too well myself, so I'll be spending the rest of the day on Tetris. Please take care of yourself.

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Spring is proactively removing my listings for the "See The Problem" lineup of merch. It's obvious who they defend. here's what could have been.