Isaiah White is your favorite football player…but he is not your Savior! Thats all that kept playing in my head. This was like an unhinged version of Any Given Sunday in a good way. MARLON FUCKING WAYANS!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

It’s been 37 years since I have decided to grace yall with my presence. You’re welcome! 😝😂 IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

Do I wanna be a stripper. No. Do I wanna Bartend in a strip club? Absofuckinglutely! Don’t mind me just putting this out into the Universe ✨

Happy Black History Month! Beyonce deserved AOTY Kendrick Halftime Show was 🔥 Yes I got my Cowboy Cater ticket! Aubrey’s album is dated… That’s all I got for yall today ✌🏾

They making fun of us now for being upset about tik tok. That bill that passed was going after companies that are not “American owned” so companies like tencent that own so many subsidiaries in the gaming community, including the maker of COD So for my gamers. May the force be with you.

What really hurts about losing tik tok, is losing the community I built My fellow neuro-spicy girlies and boys, the mash-ups, the quotes, etc. but for ONCE I didn’t have to mask who I was, I was accepted for me being my Authentic self. 5 yrs 20k+ followers. I gave it all I had. 💙💙💙💙

😩😩😩😩😩😩 My Shhhaaaayyyyllllaaaaaa

I just wanna smoke but my plug is dry right now and it’s so much snow outside. Oooommggg my shhhaaayyylllaaaa

I’m still here mentally.

How many times have you watched the Beyonce’ Bowl? Me: Yes

Yall. Please tell me someone has the ring footage of that girl getting the business and getting dragged. It’s on that other app but I refuse to go back there I heard the audio I need the visual. Someone tag me if it’s here.

BEYONCÉ GISELLE KNOWLES-CARTER. That’s it. That’s the post.

Thank God for CBS. Don’t have to battle with Netflix. Won’t miss a play by my Ravens or an 8 count by Giselle. Amen!! Merry Christmas!

I just saw a tik tok where this man told his girlfriend on Beyonce internet that when she think he 🥜 in her he really peeing Where’s Olivia Benson?!!!!

As An Aries Woman We do not care 💁🏽‍♀️

It is my duty, privilege and honor to terrorize my friends. So when they get out in public, they can handle you miscreants without even raising their bpm.

High and in the bed ✌🏾

I don’t think you applying yourself Smokey

When that liquor is In You, How do y’all act?

Music has been holding me together but honestly….

NO CHEATING your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist so who is it? Quote yours. Precisely!

🎶 I’m high, I’m hiiggggh, I’m high, I’m high, soo hiiigggghhhh” That was my outburst of the day. You’re welcome.

“If I can stay funny, I can stay Alive” Absolutely! No Notes! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

I swear it’s a reflex 🤣🤣🤣 And I always stick my tongue out 🤣🤣🤣

I just want a Black Bearded Hefty Chipotle bag for Christmas. Is that too much to ask?!

Me 99% of the time vs That 1%

Sending a playlist of songs that come to mind when you think of me is a love language. An underrated one.

A Word!!!

And they like being told what to do in a sarcastic/mean way 🤣🤣 low key men are masochists 🤣🤣

Minus the bullshit. 2024 was actually a good year for me. Hope this trend carries over for 2025 🤍

Having insomnia is so ghetto because WHY AM I UP?!

WHY YOU BOTHER ME WHEN YOU KNOW YOU GOT A WOMAN!

Song of the Day: music.apple.com/us/album/far...

Do I look homeless at home 99% of the time. Absolutely but baby that 1% gonna HIT every time!!!!

They really think people are going to snitch on John Wick.

Do I have to grab the back of your neck to make you listen to me! Is a crazy first line to a song 🤣🤣🤣

Real heartbreak is finding out your fav pizza place in the food court at the mall is gone. Grandma not mad…I’m just hurt. I’m huuurrrrtiiinnnggg

Sooo watching reality shows is a guilty pleasure and right now I’m catching up on Sister Wives. This man Kody is Insane 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me: music taste of a real nigga, soul of a lover girl My Bestie: music taste of a lover girl, soul of a real nigga Balance 🤣🤣🤣

And not just length. Girth Matters!!!

Clocked out, blunt rolled, wearable blanket on, and Sex and The City.

I like calling y'all my cousins. Cause y'all my people fr. #CousinSky is for my positive cousins. Goofy, quiet, crazy, creative, etc.

A Love Language

Still on a High from last night. Core Memories 🤍

I just saw Jhene sing W.A.Y.S. Live. Did I cry absolutely. Night Made 🤍

My Spotify wrapped showed me I used my Apple Music a lot more this year than normal.

If you just became a Kendrick fan 5 mins ago, keep that same energy. I shouldn’t have to fight for my life for tickets when just a couple years ago he was boring and he didn’t stand a chance against Drake. Remember. Right. Stay home!

I’m rolling blunts