Deer. #crapnaturephotography

And we are back in the room.

@ianRobinson My toots will be a treasure trove for future archeologists wondering why they are digging up so many small plates.

I must work out a way of archiving these toots and saving them for the nation.

There is something beeping somewhere in the house. I am going to ignore it. That'll fix it.

Solace of the Mind from Amina Claudine Myers. She plays the piano mainly. But it's far deeper than that makes it sound. #jazz @jazz https://redhookrecords.bandcamp.com/album/solace-of-the-mind

#Keith will be concentrating on the league. #fedifc

I wonder if Arsenal have thought about signing Eddie Nketiah. A man for the big occasion. #fedifc

Football season starts today I guess.

So it's Palace we need to worry about in terms of equalling The Invincibles record? #fedifc

I have run out of United shitposts. #fedifc

When people say the past was better, I am not entirely convinced that is true.

Petroc off track on his trip from Inverness thanks to trouble on the line. But as ever, the ultimate professional, he is unruffled. #Radio3 #railway200

Just seen someone argue against Digital IDs because it'll make it harder for ordinary people to get cash in hand jobs in pubs. Amazing.

Apparently, people are coming round for dinner later. And the dust inspector is suggesting I need to shake a leg.

Did well at the farmers' market. Although the Rollright #cheese tried to escape and I had to trap it in a tub.

I don't want to put a downer on all the gloom. But I took a train to London yesterday. It arrived on time. I saw an elm tree, had some fantastic food and drink, and then heard wonderful live music courtesy of the #ManchesterCollective.

Passing through Bicester. Famously the home of Oxfordshire's only Wimpy.

Before the concert I ate at Akara (again). So good in all sorts of ways, none of which I can currently articulate adequately. African food via Brazil. The hype may have died down. But it was even better than I remembered.

I am at the Royal Festival Hall.

Apparently, we are going to a shop called Toast when we get to #london. Love this concept. I am planning on having wholemeal with loads of butter and raspberry jam.

Anyway, I am off to London where the plates are small. Shaker Loops to finish.

Woman on the train sorting out her mobile phone contract. Taking ages. And I wonder how many total years of time are spent in aggregate on this mind-numbing admin.

A long time ago I worked at a bookshop where the password to everything, and I really do mean everything, was the name of the bookshop and the letters '1,2,3,4,5'. These people had a photocopy of my passport!

Right, this is actually the use case for government ID - should empower citizens issue a token that says absolutely nothing, cannot be used to steal your data, but does say to an estate agent 'yes this person can rent this home, yes this person has the right to work'.

People losing their minds about ID cards when much of our lives are being recorded on CCTV and people's door bells.

I burnt my finger really badly at scout camp last weekend. Throwing a piece of eggy bread into a hot pain. Oil splashed up. First aid instructions are to run under cold tap. I didn't because I was trying to cook breakfast for 12 people. Still looks bad.

#britcard is a naff name. Why not IDcardy McIDcardface?

No Sue the baker at #laybycoffee this morning. Alternative cinnamon bun ok but not the same. Scored a couple of cooking apples and talked to a non-league footballer.

i asked my mom if she ever took tylenol while pregnant with me and she said "yes but only when the hangover was really bad"

I don't have a strong opinion on ID cards. I'm sure it's important. But I just can't be arsed to care.

Feels like the longest day. I have asked IT why my laptop is so slow. There is no way it should be the constraint on my productivity rather than my inherent fuckwittery.

I think Andy Burnham would allow more punning to happen. On that basis, I am supportive.

Just seen a robin on a hedge. It's not even October. Still three months until Christmas.

Joan Shelley is very good at the singing. #MusicCriticism

We are going to do drugs tomorrow at #scouts as part of the Skills Challenge. #scoutinguk

#banbury #earlymusic #festival coming up this weekend! https://banburyearlymusicfestival.weebly.com/ #oxford shire #events

I can't believe Trump is dissing London. Pretty sure it was us that had mobile phone stealing moped riders first.

Feel sorry for Jordan Cox. Perhaps his success in The Hundred got him stereotyped as a white ball cricketer. #cricket #theashes

A lot of things have vanished from the historical memory. The immense influence of Ruskin and Morris, the ruralist strain in Guild Socialism, left-wing cycling clubs, mass trespasses by Ramblers.

Anna Webber and Angela Morris have made another big band record. With Yuhan Su on the vibraphone this time. #jazz @jazz https://webbermorrisbigband.bandcamp.com/album/unseparate

If there is a #rapture tomorrow, then it won't affect me much, I guess. It would be nice to see my dad again, but he won't be on the trip given his relationship with religion. And my invite to heaven hasn't arrived. I won't cancel the MOT.

What time is the rapture tomorrow?

News from the Abbey. Flags reached her road...and then were removed in an early morning operation by her neighbours. "Because it is disrespectful to our neighbours".

The most pleasing thing about #scoutcamp was that one of our new #scouts came along only three weeks after joining. Our only girl scout. And she went through the Cave Bus seven times, three times more than anyone else. All her peers were seriously impressed. Instant legend. #scoutinguk

I'm going to retire from space hopping.

Just read an article about #Coffee guru James Hoffman in the #ft magazine. Bit of an eye opener because when you strive for perfection, you are going to be disappointed a lot of the time. Got the impression he is disappointed by coffee a lot.

So great that Wimbledon has joined the places where from the Pret you can see another branch of Pret.

#scoutcamp has broken me. #scouts #scoutinguk

This look is going to be in this Autumn. And you lucky people get to see it here first. #scouts #scoutinguk #scoutcamp