This isn't like poisoned to try and train me to never have tree bark again right?

One by one Rory watches them fall to the ground. His disappointment is immeasurable and his day is ruined.

Well that would be telling now wouldn't?

Everyone be very very careful. He has stacked 20 glowsticks together. No one knock it over.

Tree bark?

You forgot your fucking cowboy hat

It's true. He reinvents the definition every day!

Look even if I did have scurvy I don't think it would break every single bone in my fingers.

I have been told that Wood Chips actually have a lot of vitamin C actually.

Tosses @zuzukofunsc.bsky.social

They can both hang for all I care. He’s got a right to know. Better it be me telling him the news than anyone else.

I think that may be underselling it. Hopefully he's here surrounding himself as a War Criminal but I doubt we're that lucky. Christ I'm gonna have to let Stirling know.

Born and raised on Tribute. Just had something of an unconventional upbringing for lack of a better term. That sounds amazing. Don't know how I lived my life without it.

Whipped cream absolutely. But what's a sprinkle?

Sure. I could go for a cup.

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See my friend. Was that so hard?

But there is red and the number one. Close enough if you ask me.

@ofscarletsparta.bsky.social Is this you?

You know it's actually a misconception that Beavers eat wood. They primarily just chew it. Hope that helps!

I saw it. Didn't see a single "Rory I would like to be tossed."

That is a two way street. When was the last time you asked to get tossed huh?

I find this mildly insulting.

Sure whatever man. Yeah you could say that. This is the fucker who put Tribute to the torch.

Yeah you're telling me. You want to know how hard it is to find a drink that's the right shade of blue as a regular energy sword? Really really hard.

Try some and you’ll understand. I promise.

I think you heard me.

There's a couple stories. All involve my bayonet changing color. All involve spilling colored things over.

Nothing if you're like 11. Be a real man. Drink strawberry yoohoo.

Man why does it look like you're drinking strawberry lemonade?

This could fuck up a bayonet.

Since when are you a blood scientist huh? The only flashy flash I want to see him get is from the end of a rifle. He’s an animal.

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He’s pretty hard to miss. I wonder if his cape was always red or if it was our blood that stained it red…

God dammit it. He’s being butchered in the Sims tonight.

I think the most likely perpetrator for taking down the no smoking signs is General Lancaster. I mean it just makes sense.

How could you ? :(

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All his woodchips are mysteriously gone. He doesn't even know who to blame for it. But he will find out.

After you.

Maybe you shouldn't have been on the fucking floor.

Get in line.

Damn! He always was a clumsy son of a bitch. What's Rufus going to drink now?