Honestly between the Crazy Taxi slop-assets and vibe-coding bullshit, the Kiwami 3 VA choice of hiring a known sexual assaulter, and the absolute clusterfuck that is CrossWorlds being forced to being a shitty sandbag "racer" at all costs, I'm so fucking done with Sega as a company. Fucking inepts.

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🔴LIVE NOW ON TWITCH🔴 Okay I might have been off by one stream but hey TRAUMA TEAM FINALE LES GO TIME TO STOP ANIME 'RONA WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP AND SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG WITH A MEDICAL LICENSE. www.twitch.tv/weer_dough

My mother just told me "I'm very disappointed in my ass" and honestly I could tell you all the context but I feel it'd be better if I didn't.

🔴LIVE NOW ON TWITCH🔴 Doctah doctah can you tell me the news I've got a...bad case of carcinomatous pleuritis and I need Shadow the Hedgehog to operate on my lungs and intestines at the same time with Chaos Control. Yup, we're back to Trauma Team on the Wii. www.twitch.tv/weer_dough

Anyway please play Screamer it's fucking amazing.

Oh boy here I go. [DEEEEEP BREATH] Mario Kart and Forza Horizon are both drains on the racing genre as a whole. They both survive on brand recognition instead of having any actual quality to them and everything else trying to be more like them is slowly suffocating any and all life from the genre.

Today on "Things Weer has blurted out during a Gamedle" "I would recognize that bulge anywhere. That is a legendary cock."

🔴LIVE NOW ON TWITCH🔴 Boy, that virus we found in the coroner's office sure looked nasty. Sure hope it doesn't become a major problem later. :^) Going back to Trauma Team on the Wii. www.twitch.tv/weer_dough

Not gonna lie, the biggest turnoff I'm seeing about Ace Combat 8 right now is all the microtransaction-ey FOMO bullshit. Like, they're making it sound like there's a paid battlepass in a full-price game? Fuck off with that.

Oh yeah also Ace Combat 8 still looks sick.

OH MY FUCKING GOD STUNTMAN IS BACK!????!?!?!?

🔴LIVE NOW ON TWITCH🔴 Okay let's try this again but this time hopefully the FIERCE HAND OF GOD WILL NOT STOP ME. Hi I'm going to operate on patients and cut out their innards and comment on Hank Freebird's massive muscleboobs. We're playin' Trauma Team for the Wii. www.twitch.tv/weer_dough

🔴LIVE NOW ON TWITCH🔴 Like a surrrgeooon! Cuttin' for the very first time! Like a surrrrrgeooooon! Organ transplants are my line! (Trauma Team on the Wii.) (Fun fact: This game has an entire character dedicated to sticking the funny tube on a camera into people's butts) www.twitch.tv/weer_dough

I love how I search "screamer roisin lavinia" and the first response I get is from a website called the Yuri Wiki. I was just gonna try and find a screenshot of them both together with the message "Yeah, thinkin' bout those two again" Bless these two the greatest and most toxic of yuri.

🔴LIVE NOW ON TWITCH🔴 Boy, I sure hope there isn't an extremely long and grindy labyrinth at the end of this game :) (Finishing Smash Bros Brawl's Subspace Emissary today) www.twitch.tv/weer_dough

🔴LIVE NOW ON TWITCH🔴 I think com-trash is finally done shitting itself so WHAT DO THE WHIMS OF THE WEER WANT TO DO? Iunno I guess Smash Bros Brawl? I swear it's not just because I want to just get the Jet the Hawk statue (because there's also a sticker of him, too.) www.twitch.tv/weer_dough

Finally redesigned the Rogues on my island.

All my european friends right now.

I wish Xfinity's CEO a very get stuffed into a trash compactor dick-first. Like we start with just squishing their dick, then we get to the rest of them.

🔴LIVE NOW ON TWITCH🔴 i sure love comcast i sure love comcast i sure love comcast i sure love comcast i sure love comcast Okay after having my internet constantly go out without warning for a week, I think it's finally good again. So I'll test it with wii-slop. www.twitch.tv/weer_dough

I dunno it's like man... It's weird cause during his career I ragged on the guy's driving hard but fuck me this ain't right.

Like this is just...it feels wrong like "nonono, that can't be right that can't have just happened" Euch it feels so fuckin' bizarre.

What in the actual fuck????? This one's gonna take a while to sink in.

NEWS: Kyle Busch, one of the purest racing talents NASCAR has ever seen and winner of more national series races than any driver in history, has died after falling severely ill, NASCAR announced. Busch was hospitalized this week and never recovered. He was 41. www.nytimes.com/athletic/729...

Jet the Hawk Aggressively Calls You Fat ASMR

This idea came to me in the bath.

Really cool that Comcast has decided to cut our internet two mornings in a row for no reason other than these idiots are in a drunken fistfight with Bsky for the worst service known to man. fuck comcast fuck comcast cuck fomcast fuck fuckf fuckfuck 9fuck)

www.twitch.tv/weer_dough/c... I have never seen Brian from the Hit Game Quest 64™ so eager to receive anything except this Copy of the Hit Game Quest 64™

🔴LIVE NOW ON TWITCH🔴 Jetopolis Island time again. We're going back to Tomodachi Life to check on THE BIRBS (and I guess all the other goobers, too) Maybe some Wii RetroAchievements nonsense later if I'm feelin' up to it. Come watch (or don't, I'm not your dad) www.twitch.tv/weer_dough

www.twitch.tv/weer_dough/c... For context.

🔴LIVE NOW ON TWITCH🔴 Iunno I'm bored and I feel like pulling out my Wii and playing with it. Doing a bit more Wii RetroAchievements grab bag, just hopping from game to game. Come watch me as I pull and jerk and swing around my Wii for all of you to see www.twitch.tv/weer_dough

Anyone think I should just compile a list of "Cars Jet the Hawk would drive?" Complete with explanations and reasoning from a die-hard car nerd and also die hard Jet nerd?

🔴LIVE NOW ON TWITCH🔴 Remember how I said I felt like I was missing something big in the smol car game and I'd come back to it if I found what it was? Turns out I was missing something big in the smol car game so now I'm coming back to it. More GTI Club Supermini Festa. www.twitch.tv/weer_dough

🔴LIVE NOW ON TWITCH🔴 LONELY DRIVERS SAD BOY POST TOURNEY NYOOM CLUB. I may have lost the tournament but I have the power of friendship and anime or something. Iunno. I'm gonna drive small cars now. Come watch. GTI Club: Supermini Festa on the Nintendo Wii Nyoom www.twitch.tv/weer_dough

I couldn't stay in formation during training mode cause I can't help but move different. Dollar store hooka got me feelin like the Aparoids infected me. Opps wanna know if I got robotic legs, won't be wonderin when I'm steppin on they necks. Ha ha.

The super FX chip runts had me movin like a Jim Henson puppet. I'm in Sector Z taunting the incoming missiles with my cock out. My Wii U gamepad got the serial numbers scratched off, come and get me, opps.

We smokin that Dinosaur Planet bronto leaf. Them Titanian tongue twisters. Slim wanted beef with me, added his sorry ass to General Pepper's invoice. My shooter a frog with autism. My bitch got blue fur and pronouns. This shit ain't nothin to me, man.

I've been practicing Daytona USA 2001 for the last few days for a little tournament I entered into and I just want to ask. Am I schmoovin' somethin' fierce right now? Have I become one with the schmoovement?

I wonder if the title of this clip alone will summon the all-knowing one. www.twitch.tv/weer_dough/c...

shit shouldn't have had all those coors light i'm startin' to see dale earnhardt

🔴LIVE NOW ON TWITCH🔴 I said I would not get too addicted to Tomodachi Life. And yet here we are again playing Tomodachi Life. Maybe I'm getting too addicted to Tomodachi Life. Anyway let's play more Tomodachi Life. www.twitch.tv/weer_dough

In-character Dan Vs moment.

So now that I've shown this guy off on-stream I guess I can safely share these pictures of my Sweet Tooth mii I made for Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream This sucker took, like...3-4 hours to make. :x

🔴LIVE NOW ON TWITCH🔴 I spent 5 hours yesterday designing the new villager's face. (I sure hope it was worth it.) Yeuup, you guessed it, more Tomodachi Life over on Jetopolis Island! www.twitch.tv/weer_dough

Alright furry artists, you know what to do.

Also my Jet got a makeover. el goblino la creatura

Look at this staff. You know exactly which character I should add to my island just to hold this staff. You know exactly which cowlick-hair-having, normal-name-having Nintendo 64 RPG protagonist I should make.