Hold up I made it better. I'm naming her the "Cock Rocket"

Turns out bringing out Jet's cock led to some funny moments. www.twitch.tv/grimmyhunter...

Can't believe I never thought of this before.

Also shoutouts to the username "Stormadow" my new favorite ship.

Oh yeah shoutouts to whoever "WAVEGOONER9000" was you a real one.

nice

From my time on RA, Scott always seemed like a cool dude and this only backs it up. Glad to see the staff taking some real measures into making the site a better place for everyone involved.

I got this time onstream while my friends were yapping in my ear about Squidward's toes. What the actual hell???

🔴LIVE NOW ON TWITCH🔴 Internet seems okay again. Going to try and finally knock out all the S-rank time trials. Also Jet the Hawk is going back into a car because Jet the Hawk will stay in the car until the fandom realizes it's awesome. www.twitch.tv/weer_dough

My mans did not lie when he said this.

I am on my bullshit again.

Day #5 of putting Jet the Hawk in a car until the Sonic fandom realizes it's actually awesome.

Please do not fall for stories such as this. Toyota and Lexus are two branches of the same company and my son, ToyotaTacoma Jr, was allowed to wield the scepter with honors and they even let him turn on the hi-beams on a new Lexus IS350 F Sport. Stay safe and educated out there, friends.

This fucking bird is a golddigger what do you mean you want 15k more tickets for an even cooler title I JUST SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON YOUR LAST TITLE.

🔴LIVE NOW ON TWITCH🔴 I just feel like grinding tickets to befriend a 3 foot tall screaming bird. That's really all there is to it oops. www.twitch.tv/weer_dough

Day #4 of posting Jet the Hawk in a car until the Sonic fandom realizes that it's actually awesome.

So on a whim I took a trip to GameStop and uhhh. I found. THE BOYS.

I did it I beat lore accurate Jet the Hawk.

"I'm not addicted to this game," I say. Meanwhile...

Jet the Hawk would absolutely drive the fuck out of this thing and you can't tell me otherwise. It screams "Crazy 1970s supercar heavily modified with absolutely NO safety features and a desire to kill its driver at any given moment" and let's be real, Jet would be all the fuck over that.

🔴LIVE NOW ON TWITCH🔴 If I had a nickel for every racing game that released today that saw the return of a massive part of my childhood, I'd have two nickels...which isn't a lot but it's wild that it happened twice. ̶S̶o̶n̶i̶c̶ Jet the Hawk Crossworlds then Tokyo Xtreme Racer www.twitch.tv/weer_dough

🔴LIVE NOW🔴 Watching Youtube while grinding out the rest of Choro Q HG Come in, submit video links, watch many a thing! It's just tiny cars, youtube and chill in here. www.twitch.tv/weer_dough

🔴LIVE NOW ON TWITCH🔴 More CHORO Q BAYBEEEE (HG1/Gadget Racers US) Did my offscreen grinding so hopefully we'll be done with the game today right? ...Right? :) www.twitch.tv/weer_dough

🔴LIVE NOW ON TWITCH🔴 Yes, late stream, I know... But a cheevo set just dropped for Gadget Racers/Choro Q HG It is now time to enjoy the TEENSY CARS. SMOL LADS. TEENY BOYOS and so on and so forth. www.twitch.tv/weer_dough

I will keep reposting this until the Sonic the Hedgehog Fandom realizes their misdeeds.

So because I'm a nerd, I keep trying to make spotify playlists for each of the Babylon Rogues. Obviously I don't have much trouble with Jet's But Wave and Storm's playlists I've been struggling with...so I'm going around asking for songs that anyone thinks would fit those characters.

Why did no one tell me there's actually an official outfit of Jet in an aviator's jacket? Why did not one of you tell me this? Oh my god this is the perfect fit for the lil gremlin look at him just LOOK AT HIIIIIIIM.

🔴LIVE NOW ON TWITCH🔴 (Hopefully) Finishing up World Driver Championship on the N64 today! Come watch the fastbirb crash cars and yell at that dickhead in the Porsche who CAN'T GET OUT OF THE WAY MOVE IT SLOWPOKE OH MY GOD AND YOUR BLINKER WAS ON FOR THE LAST HALF A MILE. www.twitch.tv/weer_dough

I was recently told "Fun Swallow Fact: Wave is 100 meters from your location and approaching rapidly." and the fear still lingers.

I will not apologize for this.

Wow Chiitan's really interested about nerdy Babylon Rogues talk.

I will keep reposting this until the Sonic the Hedgehog Fandom realizes their misdeeds.

Y'know, for as much as I hate those stupid AI search results google does, sometimes they're unintentionally hilarious.

Starting to think about getting a stream overlay but I wouldn't even know where to begin with the style. I hate being artistically stunted. It suuuuucks.

🔴LIVE NOW ON TWITCH🔴 Finally, the World Driver Championship set dropped on RetroAchievements. If you don't know this game, it's an impressively detailed racing sim for the N64 that tried to make itself Nintendo's answer to Gran Turismo. www.twitch.tv/weer_dough

🔴LIVE NOW ON TWITCH🔴 Yeeeeup, another late night stream but it's time for some more RA Spring Cleaning with the good ol wheel of unfinished games. Also some Raymond cause I wanna get that done and dusted. www.twitch.tv/weer_dough

🔴LIVE NOW ON TWITCH🔴 Doing some RA Roulette. I'd say "and maybe ____ later" but let's be real every time I do that, there is no later. There is only RA Roulette. Also there's a rad-ass schmup that got rolled this week and you know I'm playing the hell outta that. www.twitch.tv/weer_dough

Anyone remember how I said I once told a friend "Hey...okay so imagine this...Wave the Swallow but with abs" and it awoken something in them?

Because you liked my old AU Wave design, here's more.

Today we learned: Jet the Hawk is fucking cracked at Super Mario 64 Literally Simpleflips' long lost son. Guess it checks out that he'd be good at the game of the rival of his rival. www.twitch.tv/weer_dough/c...

🔴LIVE NOW ON TWITCH🔴 Yes its 5 in the morning and I'm starting stream. But I've had a crummy day and I can't sleep sooooooooooo We'll just hop from game to game and have a chill late night RetroAchievements thingo going on. Feel free to hop in! www.twitch.tv/weer_dough

So yeah don't ever let me do voices ever again. I should not be allowed to have any power of the sort. #SonictheHedgehog #JettheHawk #StormtheAlbatross #BabylonRogues

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So yeah don't ever let me do voices ever again. I should not be allowed to have any power of the sort. #SonictheHedgehog #JettheHawk #StormtheAlbatross #BabylonRogues

Sonic Fans: JeT tHe HaWk WoUlDn'T dRiVe A cAr!!1! Jet the Hawk in a car:

🔴LIVE ON TWITCH🔴 Drivin' in my car Smokin Chronic Hey this bump Looks like Sonic I'm so high Time for you to die I'll drive a hundred miles Little did you know I filled up on gas Imma get your blue hedgehog ass Take it up the rear From my Jetmobile Turn you to a smear www.twitch.tv/weer_dough

Sonic Fans: JeT tHe HaWk WoUlDn'T dRiVe A cAr!!1! Jet the Hawk in a car:

🔴LIVE NOW ON TWITCH🔴 This hawk hates watermelon but keeps eating it. Except the watermelon is a godawful powerups system. Yeah we're back at this shit again buckle the fuck up. www.twitch.tv/weer_dough

I get you want the racing to be better than Mario Kart, but that doesn't mean you have to copy the worst aspects of the fucking powerups!! In past games, they could be COUNTERED IN MULTIPLE WAYS!!! SRC? Nope... half the stuff is borderline unavoidable (literally unavoidable sometimes!).

So; as someone who played the Sonic Racing Crossworlds closed network test a few months back... I'm enjoying the open network test, but I'm willing to admit some imperfections... NAMELY THE FUCKING POWERUPS!!! Please Sega, tone them back... or add a mode where they're disabled.... please.