dreamt I was awoken in my bedroom and it was abruptly just having a house party. people were mingling and stuff. it was bright like a ballroom and I felt so awkward and confused but tried to play it casual. Justin McElroy was there using my TV. suddenly ran into my old boss and her baby kid.

Naruto and Homestuck both hit me at a young age where now I'm sentimental for the earlier story and design philosophy but think the authors are wildly reprehensible. luckily they've sucked at making anything as popular so far so they're not J.K. Rowling enough for me to say that

dopamine is to me what nicotine was to my parents. I'm gonna warn my children to never start social media and then they'll roll their eyes at me because I am clearly still using it myself.

TWO EXTRA NUGGETS IN THE BOX

President Donald is like if cryptocurrency was a person

President Donald is not Him. not by a long shot. but so much mass media + corrupt authorities use methods of power to insist Donald is Him that it raises the social predicament of if someone can artificially be Him.

I'm largely correct throughout my life but it's correct in the same way as vegans and foreskin weirdos where it's undebatable on principle, but most folks are sadly too self-indulgent to fix their comfort levels so they can only derail the convo to be about personality jabs for as long as possible

the most heroic thing Toby Fox has ever done is selectively allow his IP to be used by actual creatives (wayneradiotv, Kenny Omega, Sakurai) because if he went the capitalist route we would all have to experience sans and Papyrus played by Key and Peele and no amount of personal gain is worth that

I downloaded a pirated copy of Flash not too long ago and it's like malformed or something so every time I boot up the laptop I get a pop-up asking me to update to the newest version of Flash. I just keep it like that, like a dead loved one's final voicemail... but kinda funnier...

my relationship with TV has reached the opposite problem of binge watching where, instead of episodes, I can only watch a few scenes at a time. pause. then close it and get to the rest later. I'm fuckin'... bunge watching.

my kids #EarthBound #MOTHER #MOTHER2 #MOTHER3

the last act of The Dark Knight Rises is just an episode of Decker

SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT #MarvelVsCapcom #MvC2

wikifeet really changed the game. every time a popular movie gives me a lingering shot of a popular actors feet I'm like "oh, no..." Neil Patrick Harris's death in Gone Girl was gruesome enough, but you had to cap it off by doing that to him.

See how You like it #MarvelVsCapcom #MvC2

dawning on me it's pronably not normal to find a typo online and then subconsciously say to myself qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl, zxcvbnm to "feel" how far they missed the mark

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh so THAT’S where gay people come from! (Me at the gay people farm)

c'moooon jackport gimme tthhhaat that junkcport lets goooo spinner ball ball spinner number LETS

"lgbt community" isn't a thing and I kind of hate the label because of all the rainbow capitalism it inspires. I still say it if I'm being facetious and cheeky. like saying "how do you do fellow kids" if I'm serious I call it the lgbt movement. it's a political coalition, and an angry one.

Trigun inspired trio I made up a while back. I could probably make a good gag strip out of it

"dude have you seen meatsleep videos? it's so uncomfortable it's so disturbing and the user is an unexplained mystery ooh deep web horror ooh" (plays clip) me, listening to the voiceover: (IMMEDIATELY grinning ear from ear) this is just a trans person !

transgender shoplifters have a richer perception of the world than the police force

cops_at_lesb_pride.mp4

26 minutes in to Rob Pat-man (The Batman) and I instinctively blurt out "this guys autistic as Fuck"

the scary villain of Halloween isn't Michael Myers, 2me it's Dr Loomis. imagine a doctor who decides their mental illness patient is a magic untreatable evil and devotes to containing him indoors for 20 years and if the patient escapes it's his professional duty to find him and shoot him

this capture I took is so satisfying #MarvelvsCapcom #MvC

I lost my fucking idea somewhere

October: Kirk snuffed November: Mamdani the mayor December: Musk flayed on national tv

lol congrats New Yawk

guy who shot charlie kirk turning out not to be channer or groyper but in fact a grungler

the only thing resembling a US culture war in my head is honestly intl. socialists online vs the democratic party and online liberals who speak in Vote Blue Office gif republicans, libertarians, and even corporations are just cruel mindless destructive forces of nature. Malcom X fox quote etc.

Mamdani as an anti-conservative politician is doing something I've wanted the democratic party to do in so long. taking conservatives words and then snappily feeding it back to them.

being a third worlder in the US feels like this

if you use terms like callout culture, cancel culture, or purity testing as legitimate, I think you're especially succeptible to ignorance and cruelty. it's a very strong tell about what your values are.

No Kings isn't a protest. it's a house party that happens outside. it's only useful for mingling and writing notes that lead to actual protest.

I wonder if Regular Show spearheaded a new fetish with that episode where a bell made the characters secrete shadow manifestations of their stress. it feels very fetish art. these things probably fuck nasty

ay nako

studying US Govt as a Marxist because the cognitive dissonance of property landlord utopia equality is fascinating

I think a lot of the MAGA propaganda grift can be undone by strongly distinguishing debate with performance debate, and then emphasizing how performance debate is a useless medium for learning and processing knowledge

I think if you watch these 3 films in order, you get the most realistic summation of an average human life

am I the only one who instinctively cringes at the term "social capital" and sees its use as more or less a term for influencers to attribute systemic power to getting ratio'd

"fuck this I'm not gonna be the asshole who tries to sell a fucking Virtual Boy"

you just know liberals and their governments are patiently waiting for Greta Thumberg to die so they can memorialize and worship a sterilized version of her

all I want is to be able to do this

this wins the award for most bone chilling image I've seen

Watch them reverse course on prusing the death penalty

The idea that there is a "Left" in American politics is an absurd right wing fantasy, which of course is politically useful to them, but unfortunately it's also useful to centrist media figures who need it to be true for their somber above-it-all commentary to make sense