The way I sing this when Friday After Next comes on 🤣🤣🤣

What’s your favorite Halloween movie?

I’ll never forget this one house that I encountered while trick-or-treating when I was little. They would give all the yt kids candy but when I came up to the door they would turn their lights off and pretend they weren’t there.

I’m craving a supreme pizza. What are y’all going to eat tonight?

Next time, maybe try not to think just because you voted for someone that you’re exempt from their policies.

All these sites are dumb talking about, “Is Rihanna pregnant again?” and showing her stomach. Did they forget about the postpartum phase?

I lost track of time and forgot #BeyondTheGates is on. Did anything significant happen? I’ll have to watch this weekend.

I feel bad for the next gen, because their parents and grandparents are in a Facebook group trying to get their photos edited to make them look better when the original actually looks better. They’re going to pass down a lot of fake photos 😭🤣

It finally felt good outside tonight. I’m enjoying this cold front.

I figured it out! Made her into a little Dr using my one of my blazers and her pretend Dr gadgets. She looks so cute! 😭😭😭

My friend wants to take me and baby girl to a trunk-or-treat tonight but I didn’t anticipate it being so cold today so idk what I’m going to dress her in. It’s been hot until today.

Someone fill me in on what I missed. Why does he want Malone gone? #BeyondTheGates

The one thing I don’t like about when it gets cold is that first heater turn on of the season 😭 Hate that smell. I guess I finally have to do that with this cold front lol.

Idk why I’m craving Popeyes fries. I gotta go to sleep.

I’m glad #TheOval is back!

I can tell the cold front is about to come tonight. The sky has look. Finally!!! 😭

Why does he remind me of him? #BeyondTheGates

Eww, he’s one of those dads. Your children need to choose the career they want not what you want #BeyondTheGates

Samantha girl, stop getting ideas. #BeyondTheGates

A real friend isn’t waiting in the wings for your wife when you mess up. #BeyondTheGates

Kat, at least she’d be off your man. #BeyondTheGates

Does anyone think Ted passed out and didn’t actually sleep with Leslie but she faked like he did? It’s a hot debate on Facebook. #BeyondTheGates

Cranberry sauce. The daycare I went to when I was little scarred me for life 😭

Maybe her and Carlton should get together instead! #BeyondTheGates

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I want a non-phone home job.

The Alabama Brawl getting a documentary is exactly what I needed to see today. Knowing those people are mad about it happening has me rolling 🤣🙂‍↔️

Idk, I think this country needs to Knuck and Buck.

I actually like the black on her. She looks like a whole different person.

Idk why Isaiah reminds me of a small version of Vincent from GTA V to me. I think it’s the hair 🤣 #BeyondTheGates

I have to give it to Johnny, he is one of the most versatile actors out there. He transforms into characters to the point you can’t even recognize him behind the makeup. I’m curious to see how he looks as Scrooge.

I’m sure Smitty will find a way to blame Samantha’s activities on June #BeyondTheGates

Samantha omg 🤭 Girl stop #BeyondTheGates

Nooo don’t have this girl out here cheating #BeyondTheGates

Vanessa just wants to get it on in peace 🙄 #BeyondTheGates

I need people to stop saying, “I’m sorry for your lost”. Loss. Learn about it.

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We live too close together if I can hear you sneeze.

A Sprite cake sounds good right now.

Dang Kat 🤭 #BeyondTheGates

My Mom said she made me some donuts with love. When I tell you the butteriness 😩😋

I look at some of my HS classmates and think, “Did we not get the same education or…” because how are they this idiotic? Wake up!

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How do we feel about Isaiah? #BeyondTheGates

She’s stressing that poor lady out #BeyondTheGates

Vernon what is wrong with you? #BeyondTheGates

The fact that this pic is in my city is sending me 🤣

I came across one of those Facebook recipes and it had cocoa in the chili 😭 Idk about that, but I won’t be finding out.

My toddler’s favorite thing to do at like 5 something in the morning is run out of the bed when she hears her grandma open the door and go eat breakfast with her 🥹