They're wringing out white people for all their juice and turning it into the Internet!!

"Unless some chud like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to happen. It's not." -The 4ax

I'm coaxing him into my house with cupcakes so that we can have fun together

In my forklift frantically googling "how fast can I get forklift certified" before the policeman that tried to pull me over two exits ago reaches my window

I need a plunger and a sock for this Wonderful Ass Penis #WAP

Ok... this is sus. in Ohio 😂😂

When it's 3am and nobody's around to talk to

start googling and snurting. Start googlsnurting.

Isn't it interesting how fear isn't something we have to learn? It's just something everyone has. Some things we do learn to be afraid of, but other things we just remember. We remember hearing them in the night, we remember how the blood dripped from their snarling muzzles. Lol

Q: Why doesn't the sun's fire produce any smoke? A: I'm so glad you asked, Mary! It actually does. That's the Earth! We are all soot

Edging my ziggurat

The sushi bar I'm at right now is playing a bass boosted remix of Rasputin by Boney M. on the loudspeakers

You not a MERCHANT like me son. You not been in the MARKET selling GOODS like me son. You are a DROPSHIPPER. Get the fuck up out my AUTHENTIC BAZAAR.

I need to coax him with Fent into my house. I need to learn things about him.

for any future archaeologists reading my account, the character @mrtwix.bsky.social—commonly depicted as my nemesis—is in fact an actor, and in reality is my Green Fucking Bitch Cum Slut. Fuck

i have a dark evil hand in my mouth and a bellows up my ass extracting my dark energy Type shit

oomf queued this so i had to send him to the mines

My weed named after white people

Let's All Get Together And Die

we got hacked and extorted...

i watched it. it was pancreatic cancer

being an introvert and having adhd is so stupid. what do you mean i'm both overstimulated and understimulated

Super Goopstar 3: Tide Goes Out releases 20215

geforce rtx 3060 RGB car wash

bok tuah 🐓

9:30 on a thursday starting steam like a lawnmower

Good morning to those who celebrate

the chimp challenge awaits.

jsut glupped a whole shitto

that biy fucked around and fained out. that mf Donezilla

"just got familiarmogged by a stacywitch and she called me a golemhon. is it over, orbchat? should i just elven rope?" "none of these words are in the necronomicon"

i had a dream that i watched a literary analysis on how SMT is a metaphor for globalism the West taking over Japan and all that and how macca represented the shift to foreign currency and i woke up thinking "that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard"

How Patrick Bateman Subverts Expectations By Being Literally Me (Analysis)

in the offices drinking straight up shit

there used to be a 51st state called Yorkshire but the government hit it with the Time Beam in 1988

dog girl pack got me panting, begging, whining

pussy so good I got scared she had to coax me out from under the bed

My plug: This is that real Mary Shelley Frankenstein's Monster pack. One hit and you'll be in stitches Me: Whatever I don't feel shit. (Five minutes later) me: uuuggggggg... FIRE... BAD...

ATTACK tuah. DESTROY that thing.

partake of my body and blood white boy

For your punishment, John Sololeveling, you are sentenced to "level" all by yourself... "solo"... FOR EVER!! Kazuya Mishima: I guess this really was our Tekken 3 Hideo Kojima: Hi Sponge Bob Maruto: Melieve it! #sololeveling #tekken3 #maruto

i eat raw fucking quinoa like a boss woman.

@therealjessecoffey.bsky.social What are the Heeler family’s thoughts on the passing of Ozzy Osbourne?

it's called the "mid" west because we don't have any peaks

behind on rent? bugspray me up boy ill lay in the yard all autumn

yesterday i removed a large crystalline growth from my back. FUCK! I feel so much better i cant even hear it singing to me anymore and my back pain is gone!! Everyone must try!!

can you sue for slopping on a wet floor?

I think heaven is one big room

Possibly the worst notification I've ever received

"Team fossil all the way" "Fuck you, team crystal" "Fuck you crystal traitor" "Listen man, the trains don't run in echo anymore" *ominous silence for one and a half seconds*