Santa's gonna get me an archway for Christmas this year. I just know it

Caveman twitter be like, "Rock, is this true?"

I would plant myself as a prisoner of war during the king's row uprising just so I could stare at Ramattra's ass all day

"Jerking off is so unserious now, man. Can't even cum before I start laughing. C'mon Filburt."

I fucking hate adults who don't realize they, to a child, as well as a teenager, are an authority figure, and that younger people hang onto their every word and will believe them over conflicting sources

If my soul was sent to the netherworld where I would be tortured for all of eternity, I think I would adapt and adjust to hell torture culture

Rip Swordfather

Audiophile is too similar to pedophile can we change it to multimusic enjoyer

Has anyone ever wondered why the Creature from Frankenstein never names himself or even attempts to. I personally think he'd name himself Satan

"What's that stink?" "Calm down, babe. That's just my natural boy belch."

lookin at my expo markers like I need to rub them all over my tongue

I think my favorite dragon is from Grendel

"Unless some chud like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to happen. It's not." -The 4ax

Burpin Heimer is what happens when fat pyro belches all over the uth

This Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for getting stuffed to the brim

All men are gay but some men are gayer than others

This queen bee is giving me CRAZY antenna rn

Fantasizing about the deaths of this family rn

0.002% of Elysium has been built

I'm somehow always surprised by furry NSFW artists' spoiled images. I'm like, "Oh, what's it gonna be this ti- PENIS!?"

Slopslop new term

THIS GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN THING NEEDS TO FUCKING STOP!!!!! THIS IS THE REASON WHY AFTER THE 2026 WORLD CUP, I MIGHT DISAPPEAR FROM THIS EARTH FOREVER!!!!

Almost every time I see ninh fan art, I silently degrade it for their ocs/personas not looking weird and ugly like how the game looks

I want that dick to fuckin SWANG around the house bro

I'M GIVING MYSELF THE TITLE DICK GALORE

We're gonna flood this bitch with MEN, GIRL!

The Great Gulping was him just having gay intrusive thoughts bc of the water Daemon

I'm coaxing him into my house with cupcakes so that we can have fun together

GOD I FUCKING LOVE TYLENOL LLAAGGHHHH

Got put in the TRIAL while I was away again. Fuck my stupid FIND ME. MEET ME. I WILL BE THERE life

Togore eyes have always looked like something from that eye puzzle room from Petscop to me

Sometimes, it's really hard to understand the power that writing gives you until you write something of your own

I wonder if gambling slop is going to be used soon

youtu.be/r3zqwEExUr4 Amazing short film. Happy Halloween everyone.

Ai is a thneed

Anti-intellectualism has been on the rise for a good while now. Make sure to read a book or two, as well as annotate it and analyze it.

A lot of art of Frankenstein's Creature is either super self-indulgent or just entirely incorrect. This is one of the few artworks I've seen that, in my opinion, accurately captures what the creature is supposed to look like

Stroking my panopticon

I ain't compromised

Cat people who don't like dogs are super normal about it, but dog people who don't like cats are super emotional or dramatic. The amount of barely veiled fear of insubordination is staggering

When the evidence comes out sizzlin

There's only one poop left

How do you put your neck back *in* I haven't been able to look up completely for the last 2 months and I'm beginning to normalize it

I need to coax him with Fent into my house. I need to learn things about him.

Remembering the time I listened to I Think I'm Going To Kill Myself 27 times in a row while stretching at work

"Do you know what they say to uhh.. compliment an artist on discord?" "What do they say?" "They say... eats your art" "Eats your art?" "That's right."