If the Mirror is the only one who reports it, did it really happen? Or is it just another tree falling in the forest?

Never forget.

Can I sue all those bartenders and bouncers who threatened to 86 me?

Breaking news: Chelsea to install world's first AI manager. Owners looking to save payroll and allow for dynamic in-game strategy changes. Model is said to be "cutting edge" and the "future of football".

How do I unsubscibe from the "my pet died" posts?

Tough guys gotta tough.

They say he died from a tooth infection.

When SCOTUS upholding the constitution feels like a win.

"I owe my solitude to other people." Alan Watts

"Nobody understands a word this guy is saying."

This is for all the folks who tell me they could never live in Arizona.

No guns at protests?

A deserving winner.

For no apparent reason.

Things are looking up for the Newt Year!

"Bring on the revolution I want to die for something Bring on the revolution I don't want to die for nothing"

He's never spent a night outdoors. The closest he gets to nature is on a golf cart. He paves over gardens.

The latest NYT euphemism for blatant corruption: a strange twist. "But in a strange twist, it could also help Mr. Bessent financially."

Stephen Miller gets me: "Stupid white hippie who needs to go home and take a nap." But he should fear me too.

It's all for newt. credit: Edwin Giesbers

Oh crap, now I have to have a moment of respect for Murdoch? What new hell is this? #WSJ

"Come senators, congressmen Please heed the call Don't stand in the doorway Don't block up the hall For he that gets hurt Will be he who has stalled" B. Dylan

I want to thank my subconscious. I seem to be "forgetting" to carry my phone with me more often these days.

The billboard portrays Trump as a “swamp king” ruling over his administration’s many missteps. https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/arts/downtown-phoenix-gets-new-swamp-king-trump-billboard-on-grand-avenue-22056888 

Homan watched too many Bond movies as a child.

If the Dems could control the weather Mar-a-Gringo would have been washed out to sea by now.

The real king thought vaccines were cool.

"One generation got old One generation got sold This generation got no destination to hold." Kanter/Balin 1969

"Everybody knows the war is over Everybody knows the good guys lost Everybody knows the fight was fixed The poor stay poor, the rich get rich" Leonard Cohen

Does RFK Jr. have a gun license? (Asking for Hunter Biden)

So the party organization is so disfunctional that candidates have decided they are better off without it. It really gives you confidence going into crucial elections.

The way capitalism works means you can't have the obscenely rich without also having the obscenely poor.

Pardon incoming.

I guess he doesn't want a repeat of the empty bleachers for his inaugurations. Of course, the compensation is CRYPTO.

The truth about Cats and Dogs. Brian Crane/Pickles #caturday

Now that both parties have watched a president transition into dotage while in office, do you think age limits might actually become a thing? I'll be seventy this year and Obama is still the only president in my lifetime who was my junior.

That sounds amazing! A free concert on June 14th with The Boss and Taylor Swift. Better than going to his birthday party!

New Testament writers found this message so integral to His teachings that they included it three times, in three different books: "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God." (Matthew 19:24, Mark 10:25, Luke 18:25)

America was great when the rich paid taxes.