BREAKING In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.

The best thing I did for myself yesterday was prep and store veggies for butternut squash soup for today’s supper 🙌 All I had to do was chop half a turnip, cut the bottom off a head of garlic and drizzle some oil. Now it’s all roasting in the oven.

How I’m watching the rest of this game

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What a great heads up play by Vladd

Woo!! Ernie! This is Blue Jays baseball 🙌🙌

Davis is such a great player 🙌

YANKEES FANS WHO’S YOUR VLADDDDDDDYYYYYYY

Me: I love you Vladdy!! C (9yo): I thought you loved Daddy. Me: I do. Daddy understands my love for Vladdy…and George…and Kirky 😂

Woo! Vladdy.

Every 2 minutes since 8:30pm the 9yo has asked me if the game is starting yet 😂

Oh, no. Bless Dolly Parton forever and ever, amen.

And supper is served! These spaghetti squash are also from my garden. I love eating food I grew from seeds 🙌

Biebs in the Bronx. #WANTITALL

Making pasta sauce today. Feeling super domestic, although I find it amusing to do this as I listen to WAP and Body and all the Megan the Stallion, Cardi B et all

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Realizing I don’t have sinus pressure or a sinus headache for the first time in two weeks 🙌

Rando at me door trying to sell me on a free roof inspection for some kind of sealant company he works for. Me: I don’t purchase services from people at my door. Rando: I’m not trying to sell you anything, this is a free inspection Me: mmmhhmmm. No.

Woo!

Varsho baby!

Vladdy grand slam thank you madammmm!

Bullpen baby

I’m loving Vladdy’s new swing

Trey Yesavage is so fun to watch

Oh that was amusing. And by the time I found the right GIF Ernie hit it out. 🙌

Trying to explain to my 60lb dog why I tell her she can’t lay on my chest but the 12lb cat can 😂

Beautiful strike

Jays win game 1 🙌🎉

Gimme some Gimmi.

Another bullet from Kirk!

Nathan Lukas does it again. Clutch!

Woo hoo!

Louis! Louis! Louis!

My heart can’t take it.

Great defence as always Jays!

What a great catch!

Gausman is ON today.

Woo! Kirky! I was bbq’ing and came in at the exact right time.

Kevin Pilar is looking yummy. So nice to see him joining the field reporting crew.

Kids and I got our outdoor spooky decor up. Beautiful afternoon out there.

Not me planning my whole day to be sat in my chair watching the Jays Yankees at 5pm sharp.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Time to cook with Gaus ⛽️ Gausman is our Game One starter! #WANTITALL

The Yankees Red Sox final game doesn’t start until 9pm. Which means I will maybe be able to watch an inning or two before I fall asleep 🙃

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*Sees the most Catholic person in the world doing the most Catholic thing there imaginable*: goddamn Pagans!

Harvested what was left of my zucchini and tomatoes and harvested my blue Hubbard squash, spaghetti squash, shallots, and watermelon. And the one kohl rabi that survived. Kale, Swiss chard & herbs remaining.