Me now that I’m back on Bluesky

okokok I just tested it and wow there actually IS a difference between a $25 hair dryer and a $100+ one, who knew. I think this splurge is going to be worth it

Live watching your door dasher and then trying to act nonchalant when they get to the door like I haven’t been watching your every move for the last 10 minutes

There is a local musician trying to start a Scene revival, and in true 2006 MySpace fashion they already have multiple allegations

People wishing you a happy Mother’s Day when you don’t have any children with you is actually really weird actually

Now that mango sticky rice is trending I hope more places start selling it bc only one place by us has it and it’s mid but I’ve been too lazy to make it myself

literally could have fallen asleep standing up all day, but now that it’s time for bed I am aWAKE🫠…….

In an odd turn of events the dental hygienist complimented my crooked teeth, so I guess even professionals are getting tired of “perfect” smiles

they're making beautiful people with interesting hobbies work 40 hours a week

When an artist gets too big, I kinda just fall off. Happy for them, but I feel I can’t relate to their music anymore. Also I prefer smaller shows to big stadiums so idk idk

Could really go for a legit New York bagel right now These grocery store ones just don’t cut it…….

Monday

your goal every day should be to feel like this

QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood

uguuu. work

˙⊹ ☁️⁺ ˙ 2003 Neopets Pocket Neopet - Red Kougra edition ⊹⁺. ₍^. ̫.^₎⟆ ‍

Good morning! Excited to announce that while our power went out last night, I was not attacked by either ghosts or intruders!!!

ah my 3 favorite Neopets!

let's have a good day today 💗

Someone who last I saw their partner broke up with them, now has a joint insta page with them called “Disney dinks” help

Cinnamiku🤍🩵 #hatsunemiku #初音ミク #art

Now that my 3DS has a new bottom screen, it’s time to play the hit GBA game The Sims: Bustin’ Out lololol

I have come around on tomodachi life because I am weak and also because I think I am having withdrawals from my 3DS needing to be repaired (Alex is going to replace the screen for me this weekend tho!) He’s letting me get it on his switch, and we are going to play the same save for maximum chaos

I believe in Pom Pom supremacy Vote for the boy💛

Can I admit something….. I wish people would tag their photos as #selfie or something so that I could hide them. One every now and then is fine, but sometimes people’s pages turn into fan pages of themselves and I feel so awkward because I don’t actually know you 😭😭

Every time my boss calls me I’m in the bathroom so I feel like he might think I’m not working since I don’t answer, but actually I just piss a lot

All yoga is cat yoga if you own cats

Just made my first offer on eBay instead of using buy-it-now, I’m nervous… What if they get mad and hate me?? (serious but not serious)

‧₊˚🌈✩ ₊˚ 2003 Deluxe Pocket Neopet - Faerieland edition 🫧⊹♡☁️

Far side of the moon released by NASA today. 🧪🔭

I am eating my left over Greek food and it is still so yum

Jury duty is done! I just straight up told them I didn’t want to be there LOL Now to get some shopping done, since work thinks I’m out for the day

Jury duty tomorrow🙄 What’s a girl to do to stop getting summoned at least once literally every single year since they turned 18 ! ! !

today we give thanks to Gabumon, who long ago digi-died for our digi-sins 🙏

Overhearing wealthy ppl at a restaurant talk about how they went camping once. Like camping with a tent! A TENT! On the DIRT!

aisha aisha aisha ^_^ #furryart #neopets

lil cuties!

I’m sorry to admit but 100 gecs was actually just a phase for me

🛑 I am redeeming my one free complaint ticket for the month of April 🛑 Customers who keep asking if something is ready STOPPPPPP I am not holding it hostage from you until you ask me for the tenth time if it is ready. In fact you are holding up the process. I will let you know when it is ready omg

Anotha’ one 😎 { Neopets TCG }

🏳️‍⚧️ Miku loves you 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

I think this will always be one of my favorite songs 🙏 ty Donovan from Hail the Sun

>feels fine >feels fine >feels fine >off work >head hurts

I love when people take pictures of their Calico Critters/Sylvanian Families next to big ol beers

I made Pocchaco!!!!!!!!!! My favorite sanrio character!!! I had to add my baby into the game. #AnthonyPlays #TomodachiLife

Whoever invented flavored soju really cooked with that

2007 will be MY year!