Boyfriend Tulpa not very fond of me

Is he gay or just midwestern?

Do judges provide anything positive to society or do they just exist to kill people for no reason

Me: "The urges of the flesh are but soft wind against the mighty oak of my willpower." My urologist: "...ok, but you probably shouldn't hold it until it hurts"

The ability to schedule text messages feels like something for which the sole purpose is sending s**cide notes

I have summoned up a Ch4r10t video like some sort of warlock

Me: "new Ch4r10t video when?" Youtube: "SOMEONE YOUVE NEVER HEARD OF IS FAKE QUITTING"

Counting calories: "omg are u okay? Do you have an eating disorder?" Budgeting: "omg girlboss so financially responsible"

I really wanna talk to my best friend one on one for 6 hours I MISS HERRRR!!!

The Crowing Strangelings about to bare our entire shared soul to the internet

I've watched about 4 minutes of City: The Animation and concluded that it's bad actually

Furries have been doing NFTs for decades. "This species is closed"

I support unions.

Feeling sad? Just remember that everyone has it worse than you and you're a narcissist!

I'm almost (almost!) certain that my fingers used to be *eeever so slightly* longer but I'm just not fully certain. Perhaps I am going insane. Aging is body horror.

Bitches will spend twice my week's grocery budget on a pizza and complain that it's cold or late. Maybe the universe is telling you to microwave some beans instead. Listen to the signs god gives you!

BREAKING: A Department of Homeland Security officer shot at an unarmed black man during a traffic stop in DC, and the DC police officer said he was told by superiors not to mention the shooting in his incident report. 1/ www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

I do not have smart person reasons for doing what I do. I do not know the names of any german moral philosophers. But i do know that pronouns are good for society.

I am definitely a misandrist

Sometimes I Feel Like I Am Having A Psychotic Episode All The Time One Hundred Percent But I'm Just Really Good At Masking It

Wojak cuck content is perhaps the reddest flag an account could POSSIBLY post

Book is here! Couldn't be more excited! #normalsville

Flirting with the monkey's paw

nintendo should release the game boy advance again. Just, exactly the same. re-release all the games.

People on here are proudly and openly declaring their intent to commit tax evasion Like bro what

Do extroverts get off on making people uncomfortable? There's 12 tables in this cafe and she chose to sit directly behind me

Abolish... uh, um... t,the,,, abolish um, tu- er, ujh, e-egg... s,s,salad?

We did it folks. We Dropped the T. #lgbt

I LOVE THE BETHS

Vegan breakfast

Love the bridge spot. Bridge spot brings back fond, horrible memories

whys he screamin

BREAKING: Donald Trump seen flapping hands following vaccination appointment

Boyf: We tried using dryer lint to start a fire and it wouldn't even light Me: Maybe u have fire-retardant clothing Boyf: what did you just say about my clothes?