i should fine a part time job on top of my full time job. but i do not want to not have free will, i love being in leadership

thinking about how i get paid on friday

had a meeting surrounded by the topic of managing stress for the holiday szn so i dont burn out from groceries

i wondering if not having the average school experience messed with some social skills of mine. or perhaps made me form other life skills. my friend, a year younger than me posted about a hot chocolate bar in her college dining hall. never did i experience that. i will make a cup in my apartment!

my great value red velvet flavored cheerios turned my almond milk pink!

the day i met my girlfriend ( @ilanalogan.bsky.social ) i didn’t talk to her the entire time but she did let me wear a coat that was stored in her car that i made @quaa1ud3.bsky.social give back to her because i didn’t speak to her that night. just wanted to put that out there

worked so hard today (thanksgiving display change over truck) that the sole of my work shoe fell off :)

2022 still haunting me three years later

thank god i have the whole weekend off

If you ever find yourself using an empty two liters of sprite as a pillow seeping on the damn floor… well good luck tranny

slept for 8 hours last night and had time to shower before work. wow.

crazy that like 80% of my friends i had growing up who are my age are married and/or pregnant now. live your life how you want but don’t y’all want to be able to go on benders and focus on building your own life first before a child’s?

what even is rack city? is it like roku city?

get a girlfriend who brings your body parts to work when you forget them @ilanalogan.bsky.social

there really is nothing left for me in lincoln. that’s crazy, 20 years in that city and it’s all tumble weed lolly gagging now.

Oh no no no

liquid diet lowkey cheap ngl

am i a bad employee because coworkers from other departments say “hi kurt” when my apron is off and idk who they are

in a fb group and a lot of the comments on a post say “trans men pass better with solid colored hair” me, who is planning to do colored highlights in the very near future 🫣

my current job has improved my social, decision making, and adaptability skills. do i wish i could stock milk alone in a cooler all day again? yes. how dare i push myself out of my comfort zone. i miss my milk

Watch out 👀 because I’ll be pissin while Riley’s asleep rubbing cat butter on the toilet seat what do you know about that

the manuals for ikea furniture are like pokémon cards for the ikea furniture

mary smith has mail for you @quaa1ud3.bsky.social

ilana: ikea don’t got moose, does ikea have moose? me: i don’t know if moose live in sweden if that’s what you’re asking me

i just want one normal day. just one where nothing is on fire 🥲

i knew today was going to suck as soon as i realized i forgot my monster

i graduated cosmetology school 4 years ago today. wow

powered sugar on shirt, pizza sauce on strap

Easter with @huntrmillr.bsky.social @bihlasanga.bsky.social and @ilanalogan.bsky.social disheveled discombobulated deviled eggs

told my coworkers i did pull ups with the outside gym at my apartment at night and they asked if i’m ok. i said no

bought a labubu high as fuck sunday at 3am. it’s my favorite color, standing up

i just want to be unpacked so i can play with all my beads. organize my beads. make with bracelets with my beads. make earrings with my beads. look at my beads. touch my beads.

I think I may be turning all of my friends into transsexuals.

the anxiety is cronic 🫡

two good hair days in a row, maybe there is a higher power

it’s squash szn (i’m making my 3 different recipes of spaghetti squash once i have the motivation and it’s slightly colder out)

experienced 9 lives and don’t know who i am outside of survival mode. manifesting to change that (i just want to be able to read a book or paint something without feeling like i’m losing my mind)

“maybe they just need someone in charge of people so transgenders can be happier” - @ilanalogan.bsky.social

i had a pansexual birthday cake as a kid

Pearl got a labubu

2 hours until i have 4 in a row days off (i’m moving)

today i had to tell some of the employees “we can continue talking about our ssri/snri’s you also need to continue stocking” adding that to my list of things i wasn’t expecting to have to say in a leadership role but i guess it makes sense. something has to be wrong with you to work there

cock, segments, and pineapple feet @ilanalogan.bsky.social

why is it when i ask my sister questions i need the answer to she will respond with anything but the answer?? i just want to know if she printed a single piece of paperwork omg

We get the keys to our new apartment in a week and I’m JAZZED.

Eek

blowtorched tranny bluey spit box

We love the y2k moment we love the brunch I will be on the gay mic because Im getting my gay nose and gay boobs done before