'how does a bastard, fat prick, son of a blacksmith from putney' ^opening line of the wolf hall musical in my mind ^intrusive loser thought only suited to bsky

wicked is religion for me (indoctrinated as a child) so this actually makes sense www.vulture.com/article/wick...

BIG CHEESE NEWS: www.vulture.com/article/parm...

my parents called me first thing this morning to tell me to change my name to something less jewish on uber (they suggested 'britney smith') and to move to the florida condo...

there's never been a book more made for me ... NEED to read it

"Affordable/EndAntiSemitism" in-that-order ... kinda trope-y!

HEY YOU GUESS WHAT www.vulture.com/article/best...

oops im too hyper today..

one childhood family road trip to ocean city md imprinted on me in a huge way... the Thrasher's fry buckets loom SO LARGE in my imagination

just said 'hi zohran' to zohran 😍

on THIS episode we discuss... CGI horrors beyond comprehension!

I KNOW! THERE WASN'T A GOOD ONE OF LINCOLN SQUARE ON GETTY IMAGES I AM DOING THE BEST I CAN I AM CHANGING IT NOW UGH!

contributing in an important work meeting

was also reminded i made an avatar way of water gift guide

was reminded i once did the devil wears prada cerulean speech to write-up an avatar trailer and they published it

daisy duck and betty boop should ki

so there's this w**dy allen movie... 💖

rosie o'donnell raised me, they should've let her be funny!!

perfect pizza place near my house sells perfect loaves of sourdough

epic universe sort of the 8th wonder of the world a bit..

demonically i wish there was an arby's in the city

now that's my kind of a story

bought a camping chair for my bedroom (to fold away) and it's making me feel like an absolute scumbum, like one of those sad jpegs of gamer male decor

in YOUR car? the radio UP.

new rule i am only listening to OBC recordings on youtube so as not to keep irreparably fucking up my spotify algo. what do you MEAN my daylist is brassy standards afternoon

my most puritan wokescold bluesky-ass trait is whenever i find out a friend uses chat-gpt regularly i judge them SO harshly and think very differently of them!!

might be going by self to see cheapo movie tuesdee thunderbolts what do u think of that? sad or okay?

exactly my mental state when i try to jog :(

tough titty, sullyheads!!! www.vulture.com/article/nath...

no americans understand how humiliating it is to have your prime minister be a down with webster fan

so fun so true

i feel so sick from eating a whole cauliflower what the fuck

in the nick o' time sweetie ;)

this flavor is amazing it’s not afraid to REALLY taste like corn

Frog and Toad in the sweetest most beautiful way <3 Will Forte told me all about the time Val Kilmer moved in and stayed for three months <3 what a pair www.vulture.com/article/will...

feeling flop-o-rama today and taking it out on ppl who do not deserve!

i don't like the show the pitt ..april fool :)

rly wanted to take a luxe bath tonight but convinced lightning travels up pipes to shock ya in a tub during a thundastorm is this true..

im down a DEEP rabbithole of RARE disney lore and i don't know who this 'pierre the fish' is but im listening

the pitt is my favorite podcast because i physically canNOT look at it

i want to go to the movies to see the new bugs bunny loomy toom

everything needs to STOP BEING BIRDMAN. it wasn't good the first time it's not good now

GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment

Ark of the Bruv-enant

every younger character on the pitt is freddie highmore good doctor. it's an ER full of Good Doctors.

me when im stupid

no one in my office cares that they’re playing brand new day as the outro music :( but IIIIII CAREEEE

the 80s/90s soft rock station that wakes me up on the clock radio is playing green day time of your life for michelle trachtenberg 😢

hello very nice to meet you i'd like to know about oscars party menu i see i see i see www.vulture.com/article/osca...

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