Busy couple weeks but don’t worry, i’m still here

Successfully failed No Nut November within mere hours!

Had an energy drink at 8pm bc i thought i was gonna go out — but now I’m just up way late like this. Starting #FCF early

Lucky boy living my dream 🍆😍🍆

Air mattress sleep is never particularly good sleep — but had a fun night out so it’s worth it

Who’s gonna take on me?

do my hands make my dick look big?

Any bloomfs gonna be in town for #ATLPride this weekend? 😈

Sometimes Tuesday feels like Monday. #MCM

Ever have one of those days at work where all you really want is to get slutted out a little? #MCM

Late night taking the hog for a walk #FCF

Working hard for #FCF

Everyone seems to appreciate Rave Mom taking care of them, but no one seems to want to fuck and take care of Rave Mom 🥲

A classic — but hard to choose between all of them

Every day is #FCF if you do it right. Happy Buddy Buddy Day to those who celebrate 😜😈

Me and who?

I heard today was a special #FAF instead; besides this is where i need the real attention right now

Working hard after labor day #mcm (i know, but it was a holiday etc etc)

Really could use some company— sex or not— who’s tryna snuggle?

Bred the boy, but still horny after. Need a breeding of my own.

One of my greatest achievements in gaming was making a character in Guild Wars 2 so ugly that someone in the chat spent actual money to gift me a total makeover kit.

i dont wanna work i wanna i wanna trade nudes with boys

Okay for science: How many times do you think you could cum in a 24h period, given the proper environment/ encouragement?

I liked the golden hour lighting, but it’s also #MCM so what else can ya do?

As if dealing with fitted sheets weren’t hard enough as it is…

Sometimes I just think: I need a gym buddy who will let me suck his dick after every workout. I think that would solve most of my motivation issues

Turns out, no matter how much press there is, I’ll never enjoy coldplay 🤷🏼‍♂️🥶

Happy #FCF — The C is for “coffee,”right?

The new robe i got for my birthday is very soft — you can touch it if you want

Survived a two-party weekend but only barely!

Donkey Kong Bananza is Nintendo being like, “So I heard you like gooning…”

Solo afters

We get two months of Pride here! Happy Pride and Happy #FCF

I feel like i can sort of understand a lot of fetishes or kinks, at least intellectually. But I don’t know if I’ll ever understand twinks. 🤷🏼‍♂️

I’ve never seen so many sculpted torsos as on WeHo Grindr, and yet I’ve never been so bored by it… It’s like oh you’re white and muscly? So is everyone else, so it’s no longer a particularly compelling feature. What else you got?

I love travel and vacation, but my eating… I have 10 days when i get back to get re-snatched before ROC Pride. That will be fine, right? 😬

Remember: Wear sunscreen even if the weather is “sunny, cool, and breezy” #SFPride

Any bloomfs at #SFPride ?

#FCF special edition: My flight is super delayed and I only have a few things to entertain me!

The lighting in this cabin I would describe as “fine” - but the mirror height? Perfect. #Fcf

Without going into PUA bullshit, how does one learn to “have game”? Asking for a friend.

The inevitable downside of traveling with friends…

If you shoot big loads, I need to see 👀🤤

Every time I manscape i see more and more little white hairs… 👴🏻

Happy #FCF to all the gorgeous sluts in my phone 😘🥰

would really love to know the algorithm for picking what profiles they highlight on this feature… I feel like there are patterns, but can’t quite put my finger on it 😂😉

Whoops! Took half a gummy to make cleaning more palatable, and now I’m horny *and* a little high 😂😇 But yo, the fridge is pristine!

I dunno what it is, but taking multiple big dicks this weekend just makes me greedy for more 😈 #mcm

I think people who insist ongoing exactly at or under the speed limit are very suspicious.