I miss my princess diaries au :( I can’t wait until after christmas when I’ll actually have time to write

rewatching tslocg and just seen renee rapp kiss a man. I will need to look at a picture of my girlfriend, some meditation time and to listen to bite me in its entirety before I can go back to watching

someone I made friends with 3 years ago at literally the other side of the planet just text me to say she now lives 15 minutes from me because life is bizarre ig??

hey loves if you get a message from this person talking about how they “accidentally reported you for spam” and that you need to reach out to aaron.bskysupport on discord to verify your identity it is 100% a scam www.reddit.com/r/BlueskySoc...

my parents are meeting oomf’s parents today and I’m feeling the fear. they’re too similar, they’ll either love or hate each other and there’s no in between

oomf is at my sisters wedding 😳

I love being a lesbian actually like I get to enjoy chappell roan and renee rapp on a level straight people never could AND I get to kiss a pretty girl for the rest of my life

re: taylor’s new album cover I’m no better than a man 😔 (except I am because I’m a lesbian)

1 year of learn how to fly! It’s slow going but I’m really proud of myself for sticking with this through 2 degrees and working full time thank you for everyone who’s stuck with me through it, I promise it’ll be finished one of these days

the pub next door does karaoke every sunday night and I have such a good time listening along, currently listen to a guy absolutely belting life is a highway

I need someone to make pilates home workout videos for actual beginners. I just clicked on a beginner video to see the vibe and it was basically ‘how to turn your 6 pack into a 12 pack’ I’m a size 16, I’ll never see an ab a day in my life, I just want my knees not to crack when I walk upstairs 😭

doing breathing exercises in the living room because someone is ringing me to set up my water bill in 10 minutes. anxiety is odd

happy national girlfriend day @waterychilli.bsky.social I love you ❤️ (sorry I put the subway on my instagram story, lightly worrying our friends that we had broken up. I’m just excited about chappell roan)

This was their first date

chapter 5 of my Princess Diaries 2 AU 'learn how to fly' is out now archiveofourown.org/works/582780... In this chapter Ed and Stede are still firmly enemies but are heading towards friends at least! Onwards and upwards!

trains in england are wild there’s no signalling by me right now to tell other trains we’re coming so the driver is just beeping the horn really loudly whenever we change tracks and hoping for the best. we’re also travelling like 100 mph to catch up on the massive delay 💀

I leave my job tomorrow and today one of my sen kids who always tries to be a little bit aloof as though she doesn’t care about us teachers came and quietly sat next to me and just said really sadly ‘I’ll miss you, miss’ so now I’m crying about it :(

…to this tragic affair?? wipe off that make up what’s in is despair?? no joke I can’t think what the words could be because I’m got the lyrics in my head 😭

I’m gonna miss teaching but I’m so glad to be leaving secondary education because some teachers are wayyy too willing to ignore the basic rights of students because maybe they’re a bit naughty or have low attendance

thinking about mcm when someone (I realised later) was lowkey flirting but I’m such a wife guy that when they asked how my day is going I was automatically like ‘good because I’m here with my gf! look she’s over there getting us a drink! look how cool her cosplay is!’

sometimes I think about when I had to analyse bret’s voice in one of my masters seminars and I took it as a sign that ofmd was gonna be picked up that was on the morning of march 7th 2024 😬

found out I have a rare-ish thing about my blood so when I give blood it exclusively goes to babies. call me bobby nash

OFMD truly is the only show for which we keep getting new content over a year after it was cancelled twice 🫶🏴‍☠️

wrote another fic for the first time in a long time! part of my ‘kisses we didn’t see series’ 🫶 archiveofourown.org/works/67160881

my friend just used the phrase ‘I’m gonna chatgpt it’ which is linguistically interesting but societally devastating

on the train thinking about how I’ve met rhys darby

I hope the little fly that keeps landing on me knows I gently blew them off my arm because I didn’t like the tickle but that I’m purposely letting them sit on my dress because they deserve a comfy seat on the train

not to give facebook mum but does anyone have any nice vegetarian recipe suggestions? I’m moving back out of my parents house in like 2 months and when I was at uni I basically lived off tofu, noodles and broccoli for 4 years lol so I wanna branch out

‘when you kill you die as well’ stede killed ned and died…le petite mort 🤭

I’m the tiniest bit wine tipsy and like yeah I’m a little depressed and have crippling unmedicated adhd but I’m moving back to my favourite city next month to become a doctor in a field I love more than I can explain and I’ll live half an hour away from the love of my life like maybe I’ll be ok

the kids at work tomorrow are gonna ask me what I did over half term but literally all I did was dress up as edward fuckface teach, watch a doctor who drag show and kiss my gf like that’s genuinely it

happy 1st anniversary to my favourite person, @waterychilli.bsky.social. I’m so lucky that our silly pirate show brought us together I love you ❤️

I’m not much of an artist so I feel weird posting this but I’ve been doing some perspective and watercolour stuff recently and I painted the inn!

one year since we played animal crossing together for 3 hours because we wanted to see each other but she was ill and I didn’t realise it was our second date

just passed through finsbury park and immediately thought of krapy rub snif because of michael sheen 😔

just wanted to get to mcm and now I have to end up in bloody doncaster for an hour 😔

me and my gf constantly say ‘wouldn’t you like to know WEATHERBOY’ and today a kid at work asked me something personal about another student and I usually say ‘none of your beeswax’ but today I said ‘wouldn’t you like to know’ for some reason and omg I was a second off of adding WEATHERBOYYY

one year since mine and that watery chilli lass’s “first date” except I didn’t know I fancied her yet so I was just excited to be out and about with my bestie but wondering why a friend date felt so romantic really living up to those oblivious lesbian stereotypes

I keep seeing 911 edits on tiktok with comments like yay hot firefighter show where do I watch 🥰 little do they know LITTLE DO THEY KNOW

this appeared on my tl again and obsessed first of all but also what if someone wrote the fic 👀 archiveofourown.org/works/638484...

not to be sentimental about ed all this time on but I just tried on my mcm cosplay and the crop top shows a lot more of my tummy than I’d like but literally like ed would wear it so oh well

i love working with kids sometimes because politics and the world are like kids will never recover if they know about the gays!!! but today a girl randomly said ‘miss do you have a girl partner or a boy partner?’ so I said girl and she said cool and then started telling me about kpop

oomf is in my childhood bedroom (again)

being a teacher is so wild lol I’ve just realised that if a kid experienced the same childhood as me I’d have to report it to safeguarding as a major safety concern lol

just remembered ed and stede didn’t get to get married so now I’m crying over ofmd for the first time in months

depression robe at the market

I’m really impatient to start my phd like what do you mean in 3 months I’ll live in my favourite city 20 minutes from my gf studying my favourite things but first I have to finish experiencing the 7th circle of hell (working with children)

going home after 2 weeks with my girlfriend and it’s absolutely heaving down, pathetic fallacy :(

IM GONNA BE A DOCTOR!!!!

bringing this back because it’ll haunt me forever the highs and lows of being noticed by samson only for it to be cancelled 3 days later 🥲