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completely normal about edward teach uk • 25 • lesbian • she/they only 18+ please!!
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over 1 year ago
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thanks for all the replies/messages from this, they really helped. I had a little stress when I started to feel woozy but honestly you were all so right, one minute the nurse was asking me about my phd and then I woke up
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
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sometimes i don’t like being english because of you know…mostly everything… but today I had surgery with a full surgical team in and out in 4 hours and it was all free, I didn’t even have to pay for the prescription because they just gave me the pain meds
2 days ago
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Jem// semi hiatus
8 days ago
Finally cleaned up a lighting study I started over a year ago 🙏
#OFMDart
#OFMD
#artsky
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I’m having surgery under general anaesthetic on tuesday and it’s a minor surgery that’ll take like 45 minutes but I’m terrified of going under because I never have before, does anyone know what it’ll be like? google is making me feel worse
4 days ago
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someone just shouted ‘oi look lesbian couple!’ as me and my gf walked past and maybe it was supposed to be a hate crime but we couldn’t help laughing because there were no slurs, nothing to follow up, he said it in the same tone as when I see a squirrel
4 days ago
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the last time i went to pride in my city i’d just asked oomf out on a date and was sooo nervous about it and now 2 years later she’s in my house and we’re going on a little art gallery date tomorrow
5 days ago
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pina colada at pride, likely place to be
5 days ago
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i thought matcha would taste like grass but i tried it today and it was nice but i can’t tell if it’s nice and doesn’t taste like grass or if maybe i’d just be ok with eating grass once in a while
6 days ago
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sometimes dnp talk about being in love and i forget they hard launched i’m like guys shhh we’re not supposed to be saying this lalala don’t worry I’m not listening
6 days ago
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Jem// semi hiatus
15 days ago
My entry to the may draw this challenge from
@trueref.bsky.social
! Great anatomy/ greyscale reference, the less said about the BG the better 😅
#artsky
#mermay
#TrueRefDT013
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my absolutely favourite staged scene is in the s2 finale when georgia starts laughing and then she makes eye contact with anna who starts laughing and they’re both absolutely crying laughing but david and michael are still doing the scene fully oblivious
15 days ago
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when I was a kid I was obsessed with a heinz soup advert where a woman comes in from work in a thunderstorm and gets cosy in her own little flat and I think it’s because I wanted to feel safe and cosy at home and anyway I’ve just come in from work in a thunderstorm and I’m cosy in my own little flat
16 days ago
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they were extra in love on today’s male podcast i’m homophobic
17 days ago
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I have to walk past one of dan’s we’re all doomed venues to get home and every time I do I think about the fact that he probably did stage door like 100 yards from my front door
18 days ago
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I’m very tipsy and I just need to say that I like my girlfriend SO much how weird is it to love someone and plan a life with them because some guy wrote a show about pirates one time
19 days ago
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unfortunately I did yoga, strength training, did 12k steps, drank water, ate well and saw friends today and I feel happy and calm, I can’t believe it works :(((
19 days ago
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Jem// semi hiatus
20 days ago
Also fuck Neil gaiman to the Nth degree
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just been in the charity shop and they had basically every single book that neil gaiman has ever written so looks like someone just got the memo
20 days ago
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just watching a nice little reel of someone decorating cookies and then oh what’s that I hear? fear of the water by syml 😭 the shadowhunters girls that get it
21 days ago
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I was already crying but like silly ‘why am I crying’ crying at the finale but when it pans into the painting of terry I SOBBED and stayed like that for the rest of the episode 😭
#goodomensspoilers
21 days ago
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just seen someone say that crowley and aziraphale spent their whole lives lonely only to find each other and immediately die and I’m sorry but did we watch the same show?? they didn’t kiss until 2023 but they’ve been in a very happy relationship since time began, who was lonely??
#goodomensspoilers
22 days ago
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the gays the word sticker in asa’s bookshop though 😭
#goodomensspoilers
22 days ago
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what if I said it’s almost more romantic that they only ended up together in the au? there’s no doubting crowley and aziraphale truly love each other but god implied she was using their love for her amusement. asa and anthony had no divine intervention and still found each other
#goodomensspoilers
22 days ago
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‘they didn’t even kiss’ aziraphale had to live every day knowing what it was like to kiss crowley thinking he’d never have it again. I don’t think he could have kissed him KNOWING he could never have it again
#goodomensspoilers
22 days ago
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I really loved it and I feel like I could write an essay on it but the internet is making me feel like I did for being an ofmd s2 liker so I’m backing away slowly
#goodomensspoilers
22 days ago
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also if anyone wants more of bilal hasna please watch extraordinary, kash is a loveable idiot and all he knows is travel in time, eat hot chip and be bisexual
#goodomensspoilers
22 days ago
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bridlington mention in good omens! probably for the best mrs sandwich didn’t get chance to go back there poor lass
#GoodOmensSpoilers
22 days ago
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saw the finale so I came on bluesky for the first time in a while and the first tweet I saw was calling it bury your gays so that’s enough of that
#GoodOmensSpoilers
22 days ago
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I realised someone on tiktok went to my uni by a video where I could see the carpet in the library. I’ve been here 6 years and I need to get out more
about 1 month ago
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I searched tiramisu overnight oats on tiktok and now all my feed is just ‘how to build muscle and lose fat’, ‘are you getting your macros for the gym?’ please I just like coffee and yoghurt and oats what hellscape am I in 😭
about 1 month ago
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yesterday the doctor asked if I could be pregnant and I was like no so she asked what contraception I use and I said none and she said are you sure so I said I’m a lesbian with a cis girlfriend and she said we still have to ask because there’s a chance 😭
about 1 month ago
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i’m a week before my period and i just genuinely teared up a little because i found out americans can’t get suet like i actually feel insane this is very week before my period shenanigans but no jam roly poly?? no stew and dumplings?? ☹️☹️☹️
2 months ago
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haven’t seen my gf in 2 weeks and i’m accidentally gin drunk so i’m reading back all our old tweets and texts where we were very clearly flirting. no wonder our friends knew immediately, probably before I did
3 months ago
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is it time to admit that when i first watched this scene, i wholeheartedly believed that ed was about to start singing
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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that ‘this wasn’t supposed to be a love song’ tiktok trend is really sweet except I can’t do it because mine and my gfs first texts to each other were about jim alaska the woke and ghey man so I can only tell you guys
3 months ago
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at oomfs cousin’s wedding
3 months ago
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me and my girlfriend are in a hotel and her parents are in the room next door so now I know how dan and phil felt at vidcon with hank green next door
3 months ago
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just took my gf to the train station and i’m not gonna see her for a whole 46 hours so now i’m looking at our first texts like i’ve sent her off to war
4 months ago
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I hope this isn’t in bad taste because I absolutely love her but I’m half expecting this scenario :(
4 months ago
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this is like andre braugher all over again like I can’t truly be upset I didn’t know catherine o hara but I also kind of did just from her being in everything I loved as a kid and especially since she was moira
4 months ago
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I miss my princess diaries au :( I can’t wait until after christmas when I’ll actually have time to write
7 months ago
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rewatching tslocg and just seen renee rapp kiss a man. I will need to look at a picture of my girlfriend, some meditation time and to listen to bite me in its entirety before I can go back to watching
8 months ago
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someone I made friends with 3 years ago at literally the other side of the planet just text me to say she now lives 15 minutes from me because life is bizarre ig??
8 months ago
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Em 🏴☠️☕️💖 | funky little weirdo
9 months ago
hey loves if you get a message from this person talking about how they “accidentally reported you for spam” and that you need to reach out to aaron.bskysupport on discord to verify your identity it is 100% a scam
www.reddit.com/r/BlueskySoc...
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my parents are meeting oomf’s parents today and I’m feeling the fear. they’re too similar, they’ll either love or hate each other and there’s no in between
9 months ago
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oomf is at my sisters wedding 😳
9 months ago
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I love being a lesbian actually like I get to enjoy chappell roan and renee rapp on a level straight people never could AND I get to kiss a pretty girl for the rest of my life
10 months ago
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re: taylor’s new album cover I’m no better than a man 😔 (except I am because I’m a lesbian)
10 months ago
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1 year of learn how to fly! It’s slow going but I’m really proud of myself for sticking with this through 2 degrees and working full time thank you for everyone who’s stuck with me through it, I promise it’ll be finished one of these days
add a skeleton here at some point
10 months ago
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the pub next door does karaoke every sunday night and I have such a good time listening along, currently listen to a guy absolutely belting life is a highway
10 months ago
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