he has hid and ran away from our new dog for three months and is suddenly snuggling and agressively nuzzling him and his ears

I love explaining my own jokes and sarcasm 1) people think you think they are dumb 2) people will think you are being passive aggressive 3) eveyone hates you 4) you ruined the joke 😐😐😐😐 how do I stop doing this and make myself accept that being misunderstood will not kill me. IT SURE FEELS LIKE IT

some people argue and attempt to upset others because they are seeking an emotion they don’t personally have access to, and use others as a tool to subconsciously live through in their emotional fantasy instead of creating it within themselves

I know standing and walking on your tippy toes is common in audhders but for me it’s on the outsides of my feet. As a kid I did this so much my shoes wore down on the sides. I stopped in ~5th grade bc I was reprimanded, but I just caught myself doing it now 10 years later. It is weirdly comfortable

me and all the other sudoku dependent poopers are gonna get to a certain age where instead of not being able to poop without sudoku we are not going to be able to look at a sudoku puzzle without pooping

when it’s midnight and you realize you havent had anything to drink since 3 pm because you were hyperfocusing

Not a second I don’t believe it. Once you remember how rich and powerful they all are. If someone has an idea, even as a story, there’s someone else out there that wants that to happen in real life. And if youre powerful like them, they can make it happen.

I would really, really like that to happen. But the distribution of the film has been completely above me and out of my hands. I am so sorry.

sleep was not acquired

sorry i was trying to take a screenshot of the dan and phil reel about 2016 because there was one frame where there’s a picture of the blurryface album and I’m so normal. i got it. I am free

i think my dog is issac newton he keeps dropping his balls and toys down from the bed and stairs and watching what they do. sometimes he throws them with his mouth

I also said to this friend that same year “i look so much like dipper from gravity falls today right? sometimes I feel like I AM him, like im so much like him, right? oh but I’m still a girl i swear haha ..haha…….. i was so delusional

when you and your friend of the opposite sex say i wish we could switch bodies since “we’re both gay and we’d have an easier time getting partners” in sophomore year and than 3 years after highschool you find out that you were actually both trans…. there may have been signs

does anybody else have a hard time playing games that are more visually complex??? because I find it so hard to understand what is even going on or where I am or what I’m supposed to do (or can do) when the lighting, objects, and textures are all so detailed. There’s like a missing clarity.

I LOVE THIS KEYBOARDDD‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

tried to make a cake for my mom…. uhh

update on kitten: we think she got out back to her momma because we stopped hearing noise from her a while ago and the fsmily seems to have moved rightfully so after I took the baby, also in related news+

satin is an evil evil fabric.

the kitten got trapped under the floorboards and she’s stuck and we called every possible service and they were either closed, said they couldn’t, or we’d have to wait WEEKS. I’ve been trying to get her out all day idk what the fuck to do we tried taking out floorboards

I CAUGHT ONE i feel bad for seperating them (there’s at least 4) but saving one kitten from below 0 temperatures is better than none. hopefully i get more before tonighr

there are kittens under my trailer what do i do😭 i spent two hours giving them food and treats playing with a laser pointer and meowing and pspspspsing at them i need to bring them inside where it’s warm🥺

my driver is watching teen wolf while driving????????

concerning symptoms in one breast trying not to doom that it’s cancer but uh yikes.

I make one little social mistake that is corrected very kindly and I have to try not to cry in the moment (and fail) and have a fucking emotional breakdown for days afterwards. like it’s just a mistake but I feel like there is something wrong with me

you didnt have a real childhood if you didnt eat frozen pancakes

survivor has actually been so good rhis season omg

whoever said classical music is good for your brain was right because i listened to some for like half an hour and i felt so focused but not like distressingly because I also felt like .. happy? like I was alive? idk

what do you mean you have a mental disorder and you don’t scower for a niche research paper/study/dissertation to read about symptoms and how they relate to your dreams

i always felt awkward and unnatural writing dialogue in creative writing because I don’t know how people talk. I was always good at creative writing but I avoid dialogue like the plauge

i binge watched all of hazbin season 2 yesterday just for patrick stump

does anyone elses dog make out with their ball constantly.

this person on youtube is pissing me off so bad.

why does apt/aptly feel like such a fancy word when it’s low key just an abbreviation of appropriate/appropriately . I have no idea if it actually is but that’s what it feels like to me

haha…. hahahah…. oh, well yes

what is the lavalamp in my brain when i close my eyes what is the science of that

I’ve puked from pain on my period before. I’ve had … intestinal.. issues on my period before but I have NEVER felt so nauseous before and got aches throughout my entire body. twas two weeks late as well, and for what??? to fester this malicious plot???

my period was two weeks late i was starting to worry i was the virgin mary fr

i'm all just making it up as we go

is it weird if i post a non-top song. just a little snippet. just the first 10 bars or so. i just think it’s pretty… mods delete if not allowed #musicskyclique

I don’t like hawaiian pizza, but it’s not because of the pineapple… it’s because of the ham

did you know all creatures have different perceptual frame rates? elephants have less frames so things appear to move faster and they’re able to see things like plants move and subtle weather changes much more than us

cat autism is crazy because someone will talk about their cat being a brownish/grayish tabby and you have to hold yourself back from going on a rant about how genetically that cat is black

I just said wow i havent had a fudgcicle in forever but i literally had one like 2 days ago

I’m about to comfort watch the fuck out of the dan and phil undertale lets play

Well. I know I just got back, but I might be ia for a while (not as long as lat time) my cat Nimbus died tonight. she was a snot filled old hag, ~18 and ill her whole life, but she had presence and fire. I hope she’s at peace now

long lost oomf has returned, it is a good day

Still obsessed with my makeup from Halloween, I wish I took more pictures this was my only one #makeup #art

reading this post baffles me because how can you love someone and when they don’t reciprocate get mad and don’t want to be friends anymore?? I imagine it might hurt or be embarrassing for a while, but that just seems very entitled. If you love someone you’d want to be w them no matter what, right?

You can understand something whilst not excusing it. You are worse off when you forgive, excuse, and put up with what hurts you. Just because you can understand why something is, doesn’t mean it’s ok. Even if it isn’t “bad”objectively, not everything has to be for you, it’s ok

I know my limits, I know this brain, I know what I can work with, and I know what I have to work around. You don't have to make everything work, sometimes something just isn't for you. I really wish more people understood that.