what if i just started posting the thirst traps that are too crazy for twitter on here instead since i have like 10 followers

hey ✌🏼

why do i want to listen to bonnie mckee rn

important update

many of u could join

i always forget this account exists lmao

how come no one ever posts about foreskin friday

well i did it

if you really think about it he is the moment

hello i’m still alive

it’s an uncomfortable truth that many musical artists made their best work during their cultural appropriation era

every time i log on here im just reminded how bad i want oomf

i love being annoying online ❤️

maybe my wokest opinion considering How Many Gay Men Do This is that taking pictures of hot men in public without their knowledge and posting it on the internet will always be weird to me

thankful for being a fag today if we’re being honest

i have a really unhinged question/comment but part of maturing is realizing to keep these things to myself

heard rumors about a jockstrap thread going around but i haven’t seen it

starting out gay guy music video time with taste by sabrina yup yup

being my friend is so fun ❤️

these kill la kill subtitles????

craving the olive and sourdough appetizer from one of my favorite restaurants around here rn

a fatima works a 9 to 5

anyway here HE is

in an all day CLE today

starting (or coming back after a very extended break) a new social media account is so daunting because first and foremost i need attention and validation and without a built-in base of followers im always dangerously close to ending it all (not getting a single engagement on my post)

logging back in after almost a year

why does it always happen that as soon as i get sick i get really h*rny this being unable to hook up

gonna have to unfollow oomf on all platforms it’s getting to be too much

tell me why this restaurant has a crotch height mirror in the bathroom

i’m so sorry but i served cunt last night

installed a new mirror in my house

“jocktober” “locktober” “cocktober” don’t y’all ever get tired idk

this is what i look like btw. when you ignore my skeets this is who you’re being mean to.

my jaw hurts but not from ******* **** (fun cute and flirty) but from clenching it (stressful distressing and nasty)

really missed oomf’s dripfeed of stream of consciousness content since they left the bird app and joined here maybe i check in more often

lost access to my twitter account so i guess we’re here now 🤭

my dog always waits to fart until he is laying directly next to me and i’m convinced he’s doing it on purpose

it’s my birthday ig

non-human biologics

sat for oppenheimer

so is it safe to ask if oppenheimer is actually good or if it was just for the jokes

just spoke with the mods... they said theyre adding DMs on this web site as soon as they get one user who people actually want to talk to

my costar told me not to do leftovers today so i just ordered myself a little treat for lunch

it’s nice to have a place to post my silly little unfiltered thoughts again

maybe we curate this experience a little bit more than the bird app 🤭