From here on out dad jokes are to be referred to as: Padre Puns I will not be taking questions on this matter

Bah weep granna weep ninnibom

OU812 and tubes.

Sammy time. Fifty1-fifty #kingeddie

The album that made me want to play guitar. I was 6 when it came out #theGOAT

Spinning the day with Eddie. #thefuckingGOAT

For Ed

5 years since we lost Ed. Spinning the whole catalogue today.

5 years since the GOAT passed away. Still miss Eddie VH, so the TT and tubes are getting their steps in today. #eddievanhalen #thefuckingGOAT #kingedward

Fair Warning!!! This is the way

Here sits enough Disney to make Jordan Peterson disrupt the hydrologic cycle of whatever geographic place he’s in…….then make up bullshit that isn’t in the Bible #cryingoverdisney #jordanpetersonisanidiot #chaosdragg’n

Editing tomorrow’s ep of Chaos Dragg’n after getting my ass kicked by my coach. #jordanpetersonisanidiot #muaythai #beatentoapulp

This was flying out of Villahermosa. Always get the window seat

The rebel alliance uses TRS 1/4” phone jacks?? Me too……cool, cool #andor

Thankfully I nicknamed Jordan Peterson’s Twitter snippets “4chan cookies” right before the bell rung on them. May they rot in piss.

Thru hard work, dedication and probably a few personal insults @alyssad.bsky.social finally got Chaos Dragg’n up and running on Apple Podcasts. Apparently they suck to deal with, and I thank her. Here’s the link, Jordan Peterson is an asshole. podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/c...

Morning Maiden ✅

This week’s Chaos Dragg’n is up, and it’s a horror show. Jördan’s guest made @alyssad.bsky.social and I defend Dave Rubin, and we’re still trying to wash that taste out…… open.spotify.com/show/5EQWE78...

Ran some stone?? in Deutsch only, and with tubes

AIC up in this

Eating burnt ends with chopsticks and dipping in buffalo wing sauce. I’d say I just cracked a code of some sort.

Vivaldi ✅ Tchaikovsky, you’re up

Hear hear!!!

Me: hey Sunday, Waddaya want to do?? Sunday: spin 8 sides of Vivaldi. Me: I’m not even going to try to counter that offer……

New Chaos Dragg’n is up. Jordan sits down with Ezra levant to spew bullshit and whine. @alyssad.bsky.social groans loudly at the fearmongering. #chaosdragg’n #jordanpetersonisanidiot #ezralevantistoo open.spotify.com/show/5EQWE78...

Editing tomorrow’s ep of Chaos Dragg’n. Is it possible that Jordan Peterchump is getting worse?? Yes, yes it is……… #jordanpetersonisawful #chaosdragg’n #wannanapalmmyears #dualrectifier

Cutting clips for tomorrow’s Chaos Dragg’n tracking, and my fucking hair is about to explode. #chaosdragg’n #jordanpetersonisafuckwit #whydoidothistomyself

Editing tomorrow’s Chaos Dragg’n episode with @alyssad.bsky.social Holy shit!!! It’s only 1:47:39 long??? How?? #chaosdragg’n #jordanpetersonisanidiot

Causation or correlation: we stopped insisting that Breckin Meyer be in every movie, and the world went to shit??

We come to Z day. Specifically ZZ day. Afterburner next. Then I can listen to whatever I want.

@laurenwesty.bsky.social Now everyone knows we’re related……

Reminder that when he had the same delusion about Twitter and wasted everyone’s time and resources on it, zero “ghost employees” were found Everything is fucking stupid now, huh

Wu Tang is for the Mandalorians.

Tom. That is all

Every Van Halen studio album except VHIII (because I can’t find it for less than $250) spun today. I miss Eddie. I usually don’t get bent over celebrity passings. But Ed, Carrie Fisher, and Steve Irwin all hit me.

More VH??? Yes, yes I will

It’s 1984 in here……..and apparently in that country to the south too. This is the record that made me want to play guitar. It really ruined my life……

Guys, you’re NEVER gonna believe this. There’s more Van Halen records. I feel like I’m the first person that realized this……..

More VH?? Are people aware that they made more than 1 album??…….

I have fantastic news!!! Van Halen made a SECOND album………. I thought you should all know.

VHI

Never Mind The Back Problems is fun advice from a guy who has barely cracked his 40’s……….glad Frank is on my turntable, but he needs to get offa m’ dang lawn…..

Last S, then it’s T time.

Apparently fawk snooze will post telling the truth about rich fucks if your accent is Bostonian enough?? Or are they just cool with anything with that accent now that Dicky Barrett is crazy??

Still essing about. Strung Out

Way behind on spins. Supposed to be V day and I’m on S. Strike Anywhere. One of the best bands of all time.

A little look at how @alyssad.bsky.social and I record Chaos Dragg’n every week. My coffee cup, the book we read on the show, the iPad I’ve firewalled off from the rest of my devices, preamp and compressor that clamps down on Alyssa when she snorts liquid out her nose at Jorpy ‘s stupidity.