It’s #humpday and I’m pleased to report that my ass is still fat

Wanna see what’s behind the curtain? #fcf

Come join me in the shower?

Already hit 4/5 EX cards in the new set with my first 10 pull, should be finishing this one quick I think

Oh yeah it’s Friday #fcf

#thongthursday or something idk

Feeling sick and gross today, tell me I’m pretty 🥺

New cards new cards new cards

Been in my underwear all day, just wish someone was here to take them off me

A total eclipse! #fcf

Just lying around on #MonochromeMonday #mcm

Gonna be brave here and say I kinda want to try bottoming more in 2026 #humpday

Wrapped this one up just in time for the new year, shoutout to some dude named “Shrek 2 on DVD” for being the last wonder pick I needed lmao

We wish you a merry #fcf

Haven’t done #MonochromeMonday I a while so here’s some arm pump #mcm

Wasn’t expecting the new set so soon, but got some nice pulls in my first 10!

My friend does porn now lol check him out!

New briefs!

Your face goes here btw #fcf

“Big guy, big guy” - Ice Spice, 2025

QTP with your favorite fighting Pokemon

Trying on some old underwear to make room in my closet, does this make my butt look big? 😅

Felt sexy this morning idk

Back to your regularly scheduled Friday posting #fcf

Not excited for megas to break the meta but loving these pulls so far!

Not so Shy Guy 😏

Seeing a lot of nice asses on the timeline today so here’s mine #Jocktober #humpday

Seeing a lot of nice asses on the timeline today so here’s mine #Jocktober #humpday

Oops, should probably readjust my towel 😏

I tried cleaning my mirror just to take a good dick pic and it ended up streakier than before so enjoy this instead #fcf

Well? Don’t just stand there 😏 #humpday

It’s Jocktober 3rd

Enjoying the new art from this pack so far!

Plenty of sunlight on #fcf, come and get it 😉

It’s Tuesday

Oops I’ve forgotten to post anything recently, please accept this #humpday submission as an apology

Insanely distracted today and I blame all of you for having such nice butts

Much better pulls on day 2!

It’s Friday, Friday, gotta post cock on Friday! #fcf

Was gonna post my pulls from the new pack that dropped today but I got ~jack shit~ so instead here’s my butt #thongthursday

It’s Friday, Friday, gotta post cock on Friday! #fcf

Oops I’ve forgotten to post anything recently, please accept this #humpday submission as an apology

Tummy / Titty Tuesday, idk both are feeling pretty beefy lately 💪

Not a humpday post but I thought my arms looked really big posing like this at the gym today; alas I cannot recapture the gym lighting from my bathroom so this will have to do

On Wednesdays we wear pink…at least before we take it off #humpday

Good morning, it’s time for my monthly dopamine overload (new set just dropped and I have so many hourglasses, this is just my first 10-pull)

A story in two parts for #MonochromeMonday #mcm

Been like this all afternoon actually 🤤 #fcf

Ummmm holy shit???? Was just trying to pull a few missing rares from this set and suddenly we got a crown Dialga?!?