"I play a mean triangle" people will not be allowed sanctuary in my bunker.

"That's crazy" Streamers need the *most* attention!

I can't put into words how big a deal this is for me

I've put 0 seconds of thought into this but people who talk shit on improv would be bad villagers in a community.

Listen I can't be expected to keep up with which aging british comedy legend thinks things have gone woke, alright, so I just assume it's all of them

Freedom Fries

I think it's good to invest a little bit of time per month to check in on your local community council's activities.

If I had a Make a Wish it would be to be ejected from ringside by a referee - I bet I would be great at it.

The true dead canary for "capitalism is destroying video games" was in the late 00s when AAA game studios started getting away with making cutscenes out of shape tweening their leftover concept art.

Death before TV license

Guy who doesn't "do politics" but got genuinely mad at MPs Tesco Meal Deal picks.

Listen at this point if you're still out here, in 2026, reading what Gamers think about literally any subject then your misery is on you.

Jesus Christ of Nazareth would have loved Power Slap.

There's gotta be people walking around with Russell Brand tattoos from back in his "booky wook", big fat quiz era

Jackie Bailie blaming Scot Labour's failures on the voters not being able to decouple Westminster from Scot Labour in their minds. Thanks, very patronising.

Edinburgh really said "give me the political party tapas"

If SNP take Aberdeen West I'm going to big time teehee

Pffft.

Heading down to the border with a big cartoon saw

We need a word for the feeling when you realise the movie was produced by Netflix And then a harsher one for when you realise it's a tv series

"New Resident Evil Movie" Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me fifteence...

I have the speedrun WR drawing 30 homer simpsons

So y'all still those bubble teas or nah

I loathe how reliant local-level political engagement is on using Facebook. Without Facebook you're just locked out of updates from local councillors, community organising, even just things like group events for picking up rubbish in your area.

I swear to god, folk need to decide if "filmbro" means "dude who has seen a handful of films but thinks he knows ball" or "dude who is a genuine film buff but is a dickhead about it" WE HAVE TO PICK ONE

Rule created by adult who, when he was a kid, used the "nuh-uh, I had a shield!" defense

Gal Gadot really did take aw the heat from that Imagine video eh (good)

Mind when folk would say "hashtag _____" as a hat on a joke, and it was never funny? Anyway, what's this I'm hearing about "maxxing" and "mogging"?

Dwayne the Ron Swanson

All I saw in that new Pokemon video was "connect to the app to connect the app to connect the app, then you're ready to watch animations :)"

Love this. Hope it becomes the norm everywhere.

In the apocalypse I vote we take out the "afraid of spiders" people first. Weak links.

Yesterday my tattoo artist complimented my Barack Obama impression, so I guess you can say things are going great for me

'It Follows' but it's Jools Holland coming to make your song worse.

This has to be the epitome of "film bad, despite being great, because it's not what I wanted it to be"

"Dang this product is getting worse :(" VPN Guy: "VPN"

"Kin" is a word exclusively used in internet songs for cops.

Only in [city] can you find [thing that's in every city] 🤣

Who's gonna be the *last* burger company to do a parody of the McDonalds CEO video, that's the real funny

The best thing about the show 'Last One Laughing' is they cut it up into shorts and reels, so I can watch all the bits with Bob Mortimer without having to watch any of the other people.

Did we all see The Matrix 4 then just quietly agree to never talk about it ever again? No memes, no references, nothing. It wouldn't surprise me if the Letterboxd page for it had no reviews or cast & crew information, just a blank thumbnail.

I like when the bluray thanks me for buying it :)

It's interesting that there hasn't been a single time, across all of recorded history, in all forms of media, that the Fantastic Four has been fun, interesting or good. What a streak!

No this is Scary Movie 6

In video games "Lovecraftian Horror" means looking at a dead fish, the UI tells you you're losing sanity while it wobbles the FOV.

I'm gutted Smiling Friends isn't gonna keep going, but I'm excited for what they make next :)

Do students still put life-size cardboard cutouts of Danny Devito in their windows, or did Covid kill that too?

I am full "old man" when it comes to people whipping their phones out to record something cool instead of living in it, fully present and content with a memory of a feeling. It just makes me feel really sad. I really hope the next gens aren't just completely doomed to having a 3rd-person life.

Any time I think "I wonder where that turn of phrase came from" I know I'm about to google it and find out it came from ships and boats. "In my wheelhouse"? Ships and boats. "Cut of your jib"? Ships and boats. "Ahoy there matey"? Surprisingly, that's a farming thing.

People who have stuff in front of their tv, what's it like being allowed to walk the streets despite knowing you're dangerous to society?