Taking clips of Mad Men "epic product advertising moments" and setting it to inspirational music is the activity of someone who is spiritually ill.

Adding "Audio from Bilbo Baggins Jump Scare Scene" to my wedding playlist. It's the full scene.

Homer simpson strangles bart to Korn on newgrounds.com

Thinking about Michelle Yeoh's outfits in 'Yes, Madam!" Undefeated drip

redditors slapping their thighs together as they think about George Carlin's '7 Dirty Words' routine

Me in the Criterion Closet scrambling up the shelves like a panicking cat, the cameraman takes a Wenders in the eye. I finally settle, sitting on the top shelf, hissing at the producer.

I've been playing the new Skate game and my favourite thing to do is post up in a popular spot and cheer on other skaters as they hit their lines. It always inevitably creates a chain of them joining in. That's what games are aw about baby. Big fan of creating wee moments of social play.

Some quick mental health tips 1. mute everyone who spends their days mass sharing "relatable depression" memes. 2. delete Instagram Every day since I did these has been like +15% better.

Hot tip for movie studio marketing people; If the actor is on a press tour doing an interview, pretend they're out of time -- then the actor can interject and allow for one more question. The clip will go viral. You're welcome.

please god retire the long censor bleep gag

are brit freaks calling ChatGPT "Chatty Joobs" yet

I watched 'Malignant' last night and I can't remember the last time I watched a film and felt waves of red-faced embarassment. Cartoon spiderman villain dialogue in the style of an adult goosebumps Tubi show. I can't imagine watching that in the cinema and not crawling out of the building in shame.

Spoilers for aew, was my fault for opening this cursed website

hell

nah you're right you should set up cameras in every room in your house and upload the footage to the internet, that's good and healthy your kid will super benefit from 24/7 surveillance in their private space folk went from a doorbell camera to a full Ghost Hunter TV Show set-up real fast

Cinemasins x Jubilee

new brainworm just dropped +-*/

crowdwork comic: "what's your name mate?" person: "[literally any name]" crowdwork comic: "of course it is" *big laugh*

I work from home and have a dog so at any point in the day I can go give my dog a smooch on the noggin', which is the best thing about being alive thanks

I'm going to need Americans to confer and formally submit their definition for "British Humor" because it can't be "words and funny faces and falling over and dry and silly and sarcastic and understated and over-the-top".

The folk with the most sadness in them are the ones who watch videos of road rage, plane fights, beatdowns, "justice porn" etc Videos with no context, or entirely faked, sitting there drawing conclusions (usually sexist/racist ones) and being fed anti-soul food by their nefarious algo trough.

Just remembered the 2005 song '22 Grand Job' by The Rakes The lyrics go, "22 Grand Job / in the city it's alright" On that wage now you'd be deep in the yellow stickers at Tesco looking for a brief moment of joy

I finally watched the Benjamin Button film so now I get all the references! (He old man baby then baby old man)

Every day /r/politics is like "Trump in White House VISIBLY DISTRAUGHT as his team EXPLODES overnight! It's all over as the masks SLIP CLEAN OFF - this is the end for Trump administration!" and, like, none of it is ever remotely true. the hardest coping space on the internet.

"Beyond the Wonka-verse"

For 20 years I've been telling websites my birthday is the 1st January 19XX because it's faster what makes you think I'm gonna crane myself up, turn on the big light and take off my glasses for a digital photoshoot ya marks

"Yeah so if you click this button, I'll do a full Windows update and then once I'm done I'll shut down :)" "Okay, I'm trusting you won't just restart and stay up all night" "...I won't, I promise :)"

Transferred everything from the Spotify (I've been using daily for years) to YouTube Music Tbh I was expecting half the tracks to be lost in the move over but out of the thousands of songs only 2 didn't make it. Fuck Spotify

Lotta grown adults pretending one muscular man is the sole reason an entire form of live theatre performance art exists, like they imagined a world without zinc.

When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside (heart failure)

that's yer hogan away

The intense jealousy I'm feeling seeing people play the new Donkey Kong is going to put me in a hospital

The new King of the Hill trailer is a winning bingo card of shit

Every time there's a "best game ever" list people always sleep on lightgun games, the most pure fun of the games

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I like to think american wrestlers have a shared google spreadsheet with a list of all the pop culture costumes that's already been worn, so they can see what dork-ass entrance gear they can wear at the next Premium Live Event.

You reckon the signatures on film certificate slates they show in the cinema are the most-seen signatures in the world?

My directorial debut 💜 We made a short film in 48 hours this past weekend. All the films are screening at my local cinema (wild!), the Cameo Picturehouse in Edinburgh next week.

Forgot to add my name at the bottom of an email so now it looks like I've either had a very wild name change, or I have a gigantic ego.

I don't know exactly why but the difference between 😆 and 🤣 is huge, and I will never use the latter. It is evil.

Have you seen this willy wonka thing in Glasgow? What were they thinking?! Absolute chancers 🤣

This weekend I was able to work with Aerial Art House, a circus school here in Edinburgh, taking photos for their show as part of Porty Festival. I put up the full collection here www.drtdesign.co.uk/photography and here on Instagram www.instagram.com/drt__media/

Sabu was 1 of 1, and I don't think anyone will be comparable to him. A one man subgenre.

if your car alarm is going off near me i should be allowed to kill you with a big gun

Me and the new pope have the same birthday. I'm going to send him a DM every year.

'Grammar' sounds like an orc siege weapon.

I am stronger than everyone who is scared of spiders

Why are Americans constantly telling stories about how they recently ate fast food and got diarrhea? It's literally the only thing I know about Taco Bell. It's like part of the transaction, apparently. What is going on over there?

I don't know much about stuff but I just found out there has been 266 popes and for some reason I was really shocked but now I think about it as I type this it makes absolute sense nvm

If you say to me "it's not a spoiler, it happens in the first 10 minutes of the movie" I should be legally allowed to harass you with an airhorn for the next few days.