The French Olympic opening ceremony outfits were designed by Rob Liefeld

Would have had money on Snoop performing with Kid Rock at the Trump halftime show.

I had no idea I needed to see Sabrina Carpenter singing with a bunch of chickens but I absolutely did. So glad The Muppet Show is back.

60 million down the drain, KAI HAVERTZ SCORES AGAIN

That’s a penalty. He wins the ball initially but absolutely trips Martinelli after as he’s trying to run back on the ball

Christina Unkel, do better. That was absolutely absurd analysis claiming the Ben White goal should have been ruled out for offsides. You’re better than that.

I’ll say this about the Martinelli thing with Bradley… If you want a player to respect you possibly being injured, don’t call wolf the entire fucking match.

@amylawrence.bsky.social was that a “fuck off” win or a “fuck you” win?

Player is lucky. Probably took every bit of restraint that cop possessed to not follow through with his natural instinct to pull out his gun and shoot a black man.

Megyn “if there’s grass on the field, play ball” Kelly

Man shut up. Your entire state flipped in open revolt of what Trump and the conservatives are doing and then you just caved for nothing but a promise. You are an absolute disgrace

At what point have you ever fought? All you do is back down over and over and over. You are an absolute coward and a disgrace.

@durbin.senate.gov you absolute coward.

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

What was the point of the shutdown if you’re just going to cave for nothing? Why even bother?

IT WAS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING WORKING

They caved and got absolutely fucking nothing. These absolute shitheel cowards.

Never forget these amazing Sunderland fans once sang songs for a child rapist.

3rd and 5 and you run it up the middle. God I hate the fucking Eagles. A missed FG is exactly what you deserve.

Every time I see Anthony Taylor, I am reminded that Arsene Wenger was right about him. Disgrace to his profession.

It is still a foul if you get the ball and clear the player the fuck out.

The Palace-Bournemouth match has been so much fun.

Turned on the NFL Thursday night game to watch the Eagles score on 4 straight “tush push” plays, a commercial break, an extra point, another commercial and now I’m watching Bob’s Burgers cause that was the most boring shit I’ve ever seen.

The fucking VAR check was longer than 7 minutes

Get ready to be gaslit the entire fucking halftime about how that was the correct call. It’s fucking absurd

This shit is fucking rigged man. How on earth is that not a fucking penalty?

Taunting penalties are bullshit.

So how are the Eagles going to run it 40 times down 26-7?

The fucking Eagles are a perfect example of why I hate the NFL. Talent everywhere and they run the most boring offense imaginable.

MARTINELLIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Wrestlepalooza may be the absolute worst name for an event I have ever heard

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FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!!!!!

STINA STINA STINA STINA BLACKSTENIUS!! SHE SCORES THE GOALS!! SHE SCORES THE GOOOOOAAAAAALLLS

So Kirk’s assassin is apparently a 22 year old white boy? Huh. Who would have thought…

For everyone saying political violence has no place in this country… Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year. And America shrugged and moved on.

Shut the fuck up, Gavin. You’re only saying this because he was engaging in one of your favorite past times of bashing trans people before he got popped.

Charlie Kirk has expressed the opinion that “it’s worth it to have some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the second amendment” Looks like he got to express that opinion to its fullest today.

Man who said gun shot deaths are acceptable in order to protect the 2nd Amendment gets shot and dies.

Friendly reminder that Cody Gakpo is a slum lord.

I am absolutely done with centrist bullshit. I do not care who it’s coming from and I don’t care if it makes people uncomfortable. I’m calling it out whenever I can and I’m calling it out loudly.

I would like to thank Arsenal Football Club for this amazing birthday gift.

Holy shit West Ham suck

My favorite non-Arsenal player joining Arsenal AND leaving Spurs at the alter last minute… I am speechless.

Happy First Premier League Morning to everyone that celebrates.

Holy shit the Lady Vols soccer just opened the season by beating #1 ranked defending champions North Carolina 2-0 Two damn amazing goals too. LFG!!!!!!!

So in the past 4 days I saw both Superman and Fantastic Four. They were both really good and really fun. Do not ask me which is better because it is an irrelevant, dumb question.

Of course the former Spurs manager loses in the final.

This account will absolutely not exist in the morning.