my car isn't starting 😍😍😍 tummy isn't settling right 😍😍😍 heat in apartment isn't doing a good job at heating 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

just finished playing 2015's excellent "Rise of the Mug Raider"

finally watching potomac.... Mauricio on my screen..... 🫦🫦🫦

oomf has a retainer of 3-4 men who are only ever referred to by the the name of the state they hail from, and I think that's really model UN coded of him

The Mr. Mid-Atlantic Leather pageant is just Dress To Impress in real life

me when I touch the dodecahedron that makes you gag

i'm making soup... does anyone wanna come over

this new slayyyter song 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

the fact that the american public must endure another harry styles album cycle while our country continues to spiral out of control makes so much sense for 2026

boots, that's my ego boost !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this week has been so ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

did laundry and gabbed about men with a good judy ❣️ there was a hilling 😍🥰

listening to some of my favorite musical tomes today!!!! weird kid energy in high school yassssssss music.apple.com/us/album/cor...

cold cuts in the fridge light kind of night 😍😍😍

I'm still a breastfeeding mother.....

new york's hottest new gay club is Ball x Pit

good morning eveyone happy saturday!!!!

Kristen "Mother" Kish

work this week was kind of ass all around!!! clients hate me!!! vendors hate me!!! i hate me!!!!!!!!!!!

Batons:

my favorite scarf

S-H-O ME, ME all my ladies say; S-H-O ME, ME see I hear you over there talking loud and shit ! but can you B-A-C-K-I-T-U-P boy, U-P boy !

office manager bumped into me by accident, apologized, and then said that "people who say sorry a lot were often abused as a child"

i think my phone is on its last legs so it may be time for an upgrade, ru

i kinda look like her

my elephant: addressed

Tonight we let the T-virus talk

the era of peace in my apartment has drawn to a close... i have new Upstairs Neighbors

colefork presents their favorite music of 2025

no one cares but i'm dropping colefork '25 on new years day!!!

oops! listening to 90s kylie again

good morning!!! these clients at work are actively encouraging me to walk into traffic with their antics 😍😍😍

got back from the airport and immediately resumed the 4 hour video essay I had paused a few days ago 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

marty supreme.... hmmm... i'm picking up a bad new york accent for 2026

merry christmas oomfies!!! i hope everyone had a gorgeous man wrapped up under their tree ready to provide a candy cane or a christmas hole!!!!

mom forgot to give me sheets for the pull-out couch before she went to bed

putting together my "merry christmas, handsome!" list and checking it thrice !

is he getting up from his seat on the plane to actually use the restroom or just to take a picture in it? time will tell

just had the most delicious orange

FUCKING FOR A..... MAC DONALDS

found a hole in another pair of jeans today..... big guy.... big guy....

oh so you're saying that you hate the "Proud AF" scented candle I got you???

never trust a bitch named Remy "Two Times"

typed and deleted multiple posts about being single around the holidays but actually i probably just have seasonal depression 🫥🫥🫥

this 3/4 of a joint and me 🫶🏼

we got a new toaster oven at the office and it has created the most palpable tension because it's not tall enough to fit my office manager's "tuna salad tacos"

you know when goldfish crackers taste kinda soft.........

forgot i have a physical at 8 am

a little up and down and all around............ it's ALL about survival 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼