taking an edible and getting all you can eat sushi tonight

my cat is the ultimate melatonin, like her weight (tiny, petite) literally binds me to the slumber realm

need to party here this summer

sony state of play..... show us kratos' cock

saagar shaikh are you free next weekend

june first and i'm feeling absolutely feral

may streamings and listenings !

June 1st

gay people love to be married for 5 years and make an instagram slideshow about "tips for a happy marriage"

weekend !

hello kitty is five apples tall

oomf contains multitudes

putting on haim's debut album and handling it

we should all get into Everquest Legends

seven debuts later and kimberly petras finally has a solid top-to-bottom Album...

how it feels signing on to overwatch in 2026

putting in my karen wig for work so I can complain to the local power company

we should take away everyone's guns and give them to Ciara Miller

listening to my favorite sermon (Dannii Minogue's "Neon Nights" (2003))

they never wanna give the male paladins slutty armor huh

needing male on male intimacy so bad this week that I've put it in my calendar as a to-do

coworker complaining about the smell of my food (trader joes kimbap, classy) when she's the one making a tuna melt in the office toaster oven every other day hmmmmm

forgot my headphones at home... I don't think I'm ready to handle this today

theme for the upcoming short week is fiber (I made a bean salad)

the queer urge to play patty cake in line for the bar

Might and Magic VI: The Mandate of Heaven (1998)

having the most amazing ham and cheese scone... baked goods are really something aren't they

date went well if you consider him being sauced at dinner a persobality trait!

whole metro car smells like maple syrup.......

taking an edible and playing roller coaster tycoon 2 like god intended

happy friday let's all do nothing today and not tell our bosses !

I just think that Kylie Minogue

NOW I'M GETTING DRUNK WITH TATE MCRAE, LIKE GIRL WHEN DID YOU MOVE TO EAST L.A.?

do you think the handsome dad in front of me knows I'm single?

ate a salad for lunch and I feel unstoppable. vegetables are amazing

I've been so lazy this week and I really need to reset and get back on my routine but I feel like my drive is out the window right now!!!

every small talk convo today has been about how hot it is!!! yes we are all sweaty!!!!

I got the yass sized healing salad

asking an open couple if I can be their electrified third rail 💖

neeeed the dolores x liz menopause gummy

pussy is back on the menu !!!

ate half a loaf of cranberry walnut bread over the past few hours :) feeling miniiiiiii

what happens when a girl's girl wants a joint???

hinge for some reason:

fired a stray at my sister (in jest!!!!) in the family groupchat and now everyone is piling on...

new marketing strategy: let's be wrong to sell subscriptions !

the romantic tension between me and a bag of pitted dates 😰

heard a recording of my voice that I sent to a client and I'm realllllllyyyyyyyy having the mixed vegetables today

Tove Lo saw Zara getting all the good Swedish diplomacy press and felt the need to remind everyone who was pickling their herring first...

craving a baby-sized breakfast burrito 😋