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I think I need an affair

His leaky tap needs a plumber 😛💦💦💦

It feels good to be back in chastity, so let's do a #chastitychallenge! After all, measurable goals and accountability are how to get things done! Let's see how long I'll stay locked for! 😬 💛 Like = 12h 💬 Comment = 6h 🔄 Repost = 24h Deadline: Sunday at 12:00 UTC

Drink up 😈 Please repost

Our inventory still has some Arcane collection toys from our latest drop, just ready and waiting to create moments of magic... 👉 go.were.dog/arcane

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Keith Haring - Gloryhole

Untitled 1984, Keith Haring

I'll never get tired of this moment when a dom realizes that subs in fact hold the power ... 😶‍🌫️ . And the more extreme you go, the more it should be

This might be interesting. Or depressing if no one likes 🫣

I want to be more of a slut again and need volunteers

I think it’s time now to unfollow or block anyone here still using X

It's especially disappointing that so many gay men--who are not at all affected by this wave of extreme misogyny--are choosing to remain on X. If that's you, please think about what you are choosing to participate in by remaining there.

You don’t. Just so you know.

The way I see it if you still have and are actively using a twitter account you are signing off on this shit as being morally acceptable

👍: Pondering the Orb 👍👍: Pondering the Orbs

Oh it’s #humpday

Always. Every male, every time, no exceptions.

Main New Year’s resolution will be get more sex. Who’s helping?

Happy no pants day... Submitted with thanks from a dear friend nyrunner 😍 😋 🔥

Not sure who follows me here who follows my main, but just want it known that I would if you would.

I was asked what a meatotomy is…

Just when I was hoping for some outdoor fun the weather has turned wild

So it’s time to start a new #chastity challenge, running until 01Jan26 00:01 Bookmarks/Saves: 4 hrs Comment/DM (limit 6 each/person): 6 Like: 5hrs Retweet: 10hrs New follower (start 506): 24hrs Keep me #locked in my @kink3d.com #cobra #BabyNarrow How long you locking me for?? #gay #challenge

Joe Absolom is totally nobbable. That’s all.

Girl goes to the bathroom and he does this.

As if Grindr wasn’t broken enough it’s now flooding my grid with random guys 16km away.

Fuck I need it

👀 do the bluesky people like belly bulges as much as everyone else? ❤️ #fuckmachine #bellybulge

hang in there

Fancy a bag of dicks? Look no further. You can get a pack of them with your order. What are they for? Fun! Even tho too many people have told me they love hiding them around the house to prank unsuspecting folks...🤭 What would you use them for? :3 Find 'em here! ⬇️ go.were.dog/smol

Locktober is basically two weeks away. Why not start now? Why not stay locked for the rest of the year? And if you can do that, why not next year too? Join me in lockternity!

It’s one of those days where nothing will do Except a slap round the face with a large piece of meat.

Maybe I should do this more often #humpday

This might be interesting. Or depressing if no one likes 🫣

Finally my petition is approved! There’s a list of flags you can fly in England and Wales without planning permission, including the rainbow flag. Sign here (anyone in the UK) to try and get the progress flags added to the list. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

@southernukgay.bsky.social @happyoldme.bsky.social My Lego Kweens xx 😂😂❤️❤️

I need a long slow shag and snuggles

In what cold hearted world did a shag become a “collaboration?”

Recon is empty. I can only think they’ve all gone to Berlin.