You know when you're in your cups, and someone says something and two things ping together in your head? Do you think the Thals and the NeanderThals are related?

It's great to know that the Tories are fucked for years to come.

We're not. We're afraid of the Macra, not the Pilot.

We'll be wearing pink triangles before you know it.

Just getting ready dears for my Shit Fuckwit Card.

So when do we get our ration books?

This speech is such an extraordinary combination of lies, delusions, narcissism, hatefulness, ignorance and lunacy that it could have been given by no other person than the president of the United States. It could well be the low point of US public diplomacy in our history.

Who in their right mind schedules a Rapture on a Tuesday anyway?

I honestly can't tell the difference.

"One would now like to read a list of Epstein's mates that Andrew gave me."

What happened to Trump being invited to stay at Balmoral? Did I save all this piss in bottles for nothing?

That's not Melania. It's clearly a stunt double hiding under that hat.

I keep seeing pictures of Wes Streeting. She's a lesbian, right?

Further proof that "Donald" is a massive twat.

I hope this wasn't any of the elderly gentlemen I know in Brighton.

Head of lettuce that bested Liz Truss to join Reform UK.

After 14 years of Tory fuckwittery, Keir Starmer had the chance to restore this country to some semblance of sanity. Instead he pandered to the far right and fucked us all over again. Can we get independence now?

In this new world of alternative facts... Let us be glad Let us be grateful Let us rejoicify that goodness could subdue The wicked workings of you-know-who Isn't it nice to know? That good will conquer evil? The truth we all believe'll by and by Outlive a lie For you and— No-one mourns the wicked.

First I was afraid, I was petrified, Then Gloria Gaynor donated to the Republicans, So fuck her. I will survive.

Malus come.

Up next on Racist BBC - it's Nigel and the Blueshirts with their latest single "You're Going Home." Thank fuck they cancelled Top of the Pops.

Damn. For one second I thought Blake's 7 was trending.

As I wander round the house I keep remembering things that need to be added to the weekly shopping list, but whenever I have the Morrisons app open my mind goes blank.

Another Bluesky juxtaposition triumph.

Slightly diminish a band: UB39

Stop referring to "people on the right" when they are clearly people in the wrong.

Dear Aliens, Whenever you're ready. Sincerely, Earth.

Oi, Michelle. Go. Fuck. Yourself. Cunt. Cunt.

Furthest I've been:- N: Helsinki S: Gibraltar E: Tokyo W: San Francisco I think. Geography is not my strong point, so blame Google maps if it's wrong.

I’ve signed. Will you? Please sign and share. The M&S employee in question deserved better. She has been massively let down by her employers. Show your support to her. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

Can't really call it a lawn, but the clover and dandelion patch has been mown again.

happy thursday enjoy jinkx monsoon dragging jk rowling to the depths of hell and back

My Fantastic Four.

Spyro 2: Gateway to Grandma

Zebedee's had a makeover and my perineum is here for it.

Post your self from a different era.

My pile of books to be read now includes 2 books by Stuart Douglas and 2 books by Douglas Stuart. The symmetry pleases me.

Goddammit. I was sure this was blue bin week as ours is brimming over already. But everyone's got grey bins out. This week's motto: drink more, buy less.

What's your sign?

Trump's grand parade.

Hope everyone at #Utopia2025 has a fantastic time.

With the weekend approaching slowly, starting to wish I'd bought Utopia tickets now. #Fantomevents

It's the end. But the Moment has been prepared for.

TACO seems a perfectly fair insult, as he's full of mince.

If anyone's looking to save a couple of quid, Rarewaves.com have a 10% discount on everything till Monday. Just cancelled my £39.99 preorder of Season 2 of Blake's 7 and re-ordered. Their base price is higher, but with the discount this weekend you can get it for £37.23

Just had my first burger at Wendy's. Burger was Ok, chips were nice and Coke Zero is Coke Zero. While I was here I ordered a rainbow Dugga Do and a Trans Dugga Do. Then I went for a pee. Today is a good day.

Get ' em while they're hot.

Bacteria and scum. He'll fit right in.