Today’s #GymOddity: RIGHT OUTSIDE THE FRONT DOOR. Wood tips and big lifts, I guess.

U need me. #Upstanding

♫ HE IS THE PAINKILLER ♫

“Too scared for the military, too dumb to be a cop.”

Hanging this in the hovel and acting like I know them

King’s X is such an insanely underrated band

Less than thrilled to be returning to the cesspool that is Seven Valleys but it’s fine

I think it’s fair to say I’m the Princess Diana beanie baby of wrestling.

Found this on someone else’s porch

Julie’s always trying to mess with me and I’m tired of it

Are there mosh pits at Gary Numan shows?

I beat Unreal Tournament by being as cheap and unfair as the late game bots.

“Bang, bada boom, BOP.” - Supa Hot Fire #WildeLLC

They got Sublime on the radio. Maybe there is hope.

I’m currently mad at Ryan because I painstakingly helped him move into his new home and then he went to California. He should never leave his house so as to get the most out of my efforts.

Today’s #GymOddity: it’s just a guy that looks almost identical to Ed Kowalczyk from Live. That’s all.

I’m prosperous. #Upstanding

At 6’9” The center Wearing the BIG RED 3 From Virginia Union University B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BEN WWWWWWWWALLACE

Always dress nice. There’s a funeral happening somewhere. #Upstanding

Keeping people guessing purely out of spite. #Upstanding

YEP

TOMORROW I DON’T CARE ABOUT NO SNOW I CARE ABOUT WRESTLING

Does Possibly In Michigan count as a musical?

Today’s #GymOddity: Oh no.

Probably the riskiest backstabber of my career but it worked out okay

This Saturday in Philly FOR THE PROFIT MARGINS OF THE LLC

Today I celebrate the 9th anniversary of starting my wrestling training, and I did so by winning my match. I am now home with The Squickett, who does not care for my wrestling antics.

Go time

TOMORROW

For your viewing and listening pleasure, here is a music video I’m in. youtu.be/47VackOiySE

Masks or not, I’m calling them ugly. #WildeLLC

And don’t even get me started on Toe Cutter. #UT99

A brief holiday highlight before several horrible things happened to my body and my face and my soul and

Next Saturday: MAWA in south Jersey Saturday after that: Power Pro Lucha in Philly I am ready and you better be too. #Upstanding

Among the many strange things I was involved in last year, one of them was a break between rounds in the middle of a wrestling match with no rounds.

Reminder that the gourd was safe with us and is now in the clutches of a madman. At least we look cool all the time. #WildeLLC

This is how I perceive myself

Provoking me is the worst way you could start your year. #Upstanding

This is literally the loudest I’ve ever been cheered for something that didn’t involve me being harmed

What was that noise?

Evil’s still my GOAT I don’t care what y’all say. #njwk20

“I’m a Yano truther.” - Social Media Manager, unprompted #njwk20

Yoshinobu Kanemaru’s longevity is insane. #njwk20

HOUSE OF TORTURE BABY LET’S GOOOOO #njwk20

Two weeks from today in south Jersey. The ninth anniversary of my first day of wrestling training and the building where I had my first match. Time marches on.

NEW YEAR, NEW MERCH I got new designs and new colors for old designs up on my store now! Plus Wilde LLC stuff! Amazing! I also replaced my old logo with the beard on it. Very sad. www.brainbustertees.com/dylan-mesh

Got invited to a New Year’s Day dinner, dressed like Luigi for some reason, and made them regret inviting me. #Upstanding