Tired of that guy

The youth of today must suffer if we are to have a better tomorrow. #Upstanding

🚨BREAKING🚨 By order of The Power Broker Mr. Nicodemus This Saturday at Power Pro’s Bizarre Adventure, the first time ever clash between Joey Janela and Nemesis is now officially A NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH. Get your tickets at powerprolucha.com 🎟️

The Statue of Liberty is gonna wake up and turn into a kaiju if the Knicks win the championship

He who makes a meme out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man

There’s probably a name for lumbago of the knee but I ain’t no doctor

KEEPING THE DATES ROLLING, SON. Vineland on Sunday the 14th!

I fear we will never face normal people ever again

Every fight in Oblivion is laughably easy until you’re in the DLC and they make you fight your shadow self that’s DECKED OUT IN ENDGAME GEAR

"That's embarrassing."

Maryland, Pennsylvania, Jersey, center city Philly, I’m all over the damn place next week

Listening to Gatsu and staring at the horizon counts as therapy, I feel.

🚨May 30th! Bizarre Adventure is STACKED with a WILD 10-person Tornado Tag Main Event, the PPL debut of Joey Janela in a clash with the Spectral Envoy's weapon Nemesis, a HOSS fight between BIG Callux and Max Smashmaster and so much more! Get your tickets at powerprolucha.com before it's too late!

ATTACK

Some things don’t change.

The power of friendship is stupid and my team will eradicate it.

Step 1. Absolutely wreck people Step 2. ??? Step 3. Profit

Today’s #GymOddity: 30 45 pound plates on the leg press, 1,350 pounds total. Dude hesitates for a solid five minutes, then finally does two reps with about three inches of range of motion. Good job.

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Today’s #GymOddity: there are two guys in here wearing matching Majin shirts. They are shredded.

Next Saturday I will leave my desolate part of Pennsylvania to go wrestle in a different desolate part of Pennsylvania

I probably would have started watching baseball sooner had I been informed that there’s a guy nicknamed The Pasta Pirate

FREE HIM

Who did more for the business than sandslash?

They forgot I’m him

It’s like a 3D movie where I put you, the reader, directly in harm’s way

Next one for man name of Dylan

Not a clue where I am but I’m still wrestling tonight

The road goes ever on

Psychic froge standing on business (it flipped horribly the first time I threw it)

Oh sure everyone complains about AI but when I try to SOLVE THE PROBLEM by throwing WATER on a ROBOT I get a DEAFENING WAVE OF BOOS

The Last Light, everyone.

I don’t know how I end up in places like this

Update: Amber asked me to share these pics today, explaining that she's being expected to pay >$3000 in fines due to damage done by her family using her name and credit info. We've increased the GFM goal accordingly but may need to increase it more; she has 0 money for food currently.

THAT’S MY LAWYER

Schedule for next weekend. Little Egg Harbor on Saturday, Vineland on Sunday. I still don’t like New Jersey.

Today’s #GymOddity: finally witnessed a guy hanging upside down from a pull-up bar like a bat. Shockingly, it took 12 years of gym-going.

How I’m movin lately

Good stuff, good stuff.

Someone’s gonna pay for making me wake up so early tomorrow

We wish you no luck at all in your future endeavors. #WildeLLC

Lol

I bought a portable basket. I’m about to become more powerful than ever but also very noisy with the clang clang clang and whatnot.

Van Halen’s back catalog is awesome because even if the song is mid, at some point Eddie’s gonna do Eddie things and blow your mind

I don’t know what Ryan is doing here but I like it

Today’s #GymOddity: there is a fellow getting a lift in while wearing burberry patterned flip flops. Bold. BOLD.

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Deeeeestruction