I need a utility belt but just for like lip balm and icy hot and maybe one of those vicks inhalers.

Instead of cremation I think I want to be buried in a stone cairn. Sitting on a throne. With my lightsaber across my knees and grave goods. Like my collectible and stuff like that. Perhaps a Burger King crown on my head.

The silence on this app is thunderous. The howels of rage on the other app give me hope.

I bet Don Jr licks daddy's butthole clean when they change him.

Im kinda stuck between we need a draft Walz for president movement and let the man retire after this he's earned it.

Apparently it’s really easy to chase off nazis with water balloons in MN in the winter.

So I googled why is my neck crunchy when I stretch it. And it said it’s either tendon & ligament damage or bone spurs. Joy. 😑

So I have heard nothing from my siblings sense the invasion began. I am tempted to send out a group text saying I just got out of detention ay Snelling, my car is totaled and I had to get a new phone. Just to see there reaction. Im not going to but I want to.

So my us passport is probably 25 years expired. Do I "renew" it or do I just apply for one?

This just in everything still sucks.

About halfway through Fallout. The ghoul just killed the dog. Pretty fucking pissed off about that. Why did all you dipshits go gaga over the Ghoul?

There is a newish guy on our line whose voice is so deep when he talks he sounds like a gravel pit.

@kellydmcc.bsky.social did you know that was an option when you got elected?

Forgot my wallet at home. That has my work badge. So I will need to do a punch correction. Dammit.

So is swan lake still playing on Russian state radio?

They actually called off work tonight. Im shocked. Happy but shocked.

Gonna be above freezing on Tuesday. Will be like whiplash for new transplants.

If you can’t say that targeting civilians isn’t defense and that genocide is never justified you don’t deserve to hold office. As a minimum. I hate what we and this country has been revealed to be.

Almost done wuth Parable of the Sower. Things are going too well. Its stressing me out.

Just finished the 2025 Red Sonja. Loved it. It’s a sword and sorcery film just mildly updated from the 80’s and that’s why I loved it. It’s got the great kingdoms and giant beasts and old gods. Honors the Howard universe. Sonja was great and I loved the baboon like beast men.

There is a service associate on our line, she is early 20's. Every time anyone has to ask for her help its super simple. She probably thinks we are all idiots.

@pantstrovich.bsky.social That must feel weird.

Watching the Long Walk. This is grime

Of all the racist movies that came out in the 80's, Megaforce is the worst. Just wow.

So Megaforce is made up of soldiers from all over the world. All the free nations. They wear their counties flag on the shoulder. The character Dallas, played by Micheal Beck, Swan from The Warriors, has a confederate flag on his shoulder. 😑

I have just started the cinematic masterpiece from 1982. Megaforce. So excited.

Was watching gym fail videos on break while drinking orange juice. Almost died. OJ out the nose is terrible.

I was so close to buying that. I never actually had it as a kid. Wanted it though.

I have finally started Parable of the Sower by Octavia Buttler and man is it bleak.

I figured out that Ringo has started sleeping next to the door while I am at work so he can greet me when I get home. 😭

I think i left my debat card at home on my desk. Wish I could text one of my cats and ask if its there.

I have had 9 to 5 by Dolly stuck in my head for days and it needs to stop.

I noticed a couple of months ago booty shorts for dudes were coming back into style with younger folks. Now I see 70's porn stashes. Oh boy.

I started doing hotdogs in the air fryer and let me tell you. Game changer.

I was stuck in bed pretty much all day. I don’t feel depressed at all but I’m thinking that seasonal stuff might be creeping in.

Hey MAGA. If doing horrific things to young girls isn’t a deal breaker but giving a blow job to another consenting adult is over the line you are irredeemable.

What ever it takes to take Shitler down. Im for it.

Just a reminder. The Punisher is a Trans ally.

Welp. Overslept my alarm. By 40 minutes. Only woke up cause Ringo woke me. No food before work.