You go from a big city to the biggest city, young and hungry and desperate to prove yourself. You meet a boy who never had to prove anything but decided he will anyway. He has a fast way of talking, connecting ideas together without space for you, and he is the most annoying person you’ve ever met

Given the state of the world right now, if you managed to write even twenty words this week about people being tender, or in love, or having rampant sex, or leading each other to a fade-to-black bedroom, I am proud of you.

My mantra to myself today: my jikook ss fic is allowed to be BAD. It can just not be good and nothing will happen. The world won’t end, nobody will hate me. I will still have accomplished finishing it and SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE will enjoy at least a few words of it, even if that someone is just me 🥲😀

I mean this in the best way but as a sis, I REALLY hope his sister’s haterism is turned to 1000 to balance out the fame and constant adoration he receives 😆 like imagine being that sister watching him get glazed constantly and being like “🙄 you guys don’t understand, he’s literally a stinky dweeb”

Meanwhile Jungkook sweetly affectionately checking on him right after catching him like you would with a toddler. I love them.

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They’re right, I cried

congratulations to jungkook and his beautiful wife

He said let me be taller than Eunwoo THIS ONCE

Maybe I’m being nitpicky but when ppl bookmark my fic and tag it as a favorite it would be so cool if they left a comment too!!

The people calling him a mafia boss in this outfit 😭 I can’t. I’m sorry I know y’all love crime lords but this Joon is 90s Nerdy Sales Guy who just got a big end of year bonus and is dancing at the company Christmas party. Like he is who Fountains of Wayne sang about in Bright Future in Sales 🤷‍♀️

Hi so I know Jimin can hit notes the others can’t hit or whatever but can they PLEASE have him and Jungkook harmonizing with jm on the low part somewhere in the new album please please please. Please please PLEASE PLEASE. Or him and Tae with Tae taking the falsetto!!! Or Jin! I’m not picky. Please-

the fact that it’s a harvest moon and i’m not dancing naked underneath it in a meadow with a coven full of baddies is so upsetting

i have written a handful of spooky/creepy fics, so just for fun and in the spirit of the halloween season: pick a set of tags, then find the corresponding fic they belong to in the comments 👀

jimin essence distilled. that's cutie sexy lovely.

So fine and like… SO CUTE?!?! That lil boop boop beep at the end like “where do I go? We done? We good? One more? K bye?” I LOVE HIM

How is Jimin a nineties rom com female and male lead at the same time??? The gender bending is wild because he doesn’t just gender bend day to day, he does it moment to moment and angle to angle and micro expression and…AGH

I forgot that twt is the bad place and made a lil jokey-joke about how my headcanon about Hobi is that he tried really hard to be gay but is tragically straight and makes up for it by being an amazing ally and treating women with utmost respect and angry ppl found it and started attacking me.

illegally blond ▫ jikook, canon au ▫ get together, blond jm, pining jk ▫ 4k, oneshot ▪ archiveofourown.org/works/71054331

it looks like i drew it with a crayon 💀 #pixelart

the king. the man who tell us that shit happens in life. the man who shrugs and smiles over being a fork when life is soup. the man who writes us letters and poems whenever he's thinking about us. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NAMJOON! 💜 may your day be as brilliant as you are ✨ #NAMJOONDAY

in honor of tae choosing save me in the bts songs world cup let's remember this particular performance because the dance break is out of this world

Every time I get the little red “you already left kudos here :)” I get irrationally annoyed and then I feel like a boomer arguing with technology but it’s like YEAH I KNOW I WANT TO LEAVE MORE

BLONDE JIMIN BLONDE JIMIN BLONDE JIMINNNNNNNNN

favorite edit of my favorite boys, may you always be this happy my loves

(nude) (of JM) 🤣 I laughed out loud

Update two days ago they left a comment. They did in fact recreate a note from the fic and then framed it. I haven’t even responded yet because I don’t know how to properly thank them, I’m overwhelmed by their live dor my story. They called it literature.

SECRETLY JIMIN/READER I’M CRYING 😭😭

Tae’s bicep being the size of Jungkook’s face was actually a jump scare and that mf ELBOW TENDON, GAWD this was worse than if he’d been shirtless? Military twunkified him for real 😩

Me: thinking I’ll catch up on last night’s lives while I start work this morning, have them on in the background since I don’t have subs yet while I work on a report Jimin:

This part really cracked me up because I don’t think jimin was going to like, yank his hand away, like he probably would have gone along with it but jk just had to MAKE SURE

Hobi the bus driver done crashed the bus and lit everything on fire

Hear me out what if their new song has something to do with the moon and that’s why jk was trying to strip/strangle Jimin to point at his tattoos for the “spoiler” 👀

Help Jimin being a boomer with the iPad and just waving his hands until Jungkook helped him was so funny 🤣 I’m obsessed with him

Okay but this was so unaccountably sexy. Like. Why??? But it is.

One drawback of BTS being mind-shatteringly successful is that Hybe can get away with forcing me to use the Weverse app, one of the worst apps in all of existence

Person: "I'm not sure I want children." Me, holding my baby who I love more than air: "THEN DON'T DO IT. DO NOT. DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIT. UNLESS YOU ARE SURE IN YOUR BONES." Asshole, unneeded: "You'll love your baby once they're born." Me: *throws loaded diaper at their face, rubs it in*

jimin’s reaction when the crowd at wembley began to sing young forever🥺

u ever like ur food so much that you need to guard it from....literally nobody.....yeah that happened to my bestfriend jungkook once

Found the most beautiful bookmark on my Dean/jess fic and like… I am so SO honored but also I wish they’d left it as a comment so I could respond??? I want to thank them?? I want to ask if them having references to it plastered on their walls is real or just a figure of speech? I’m??? I love you?

Hoseok having post notifications turned on for Jimin and constantly reacting in the BIGGEST “🤣🤣🤣”way…he is such a supportive mom. Like I don’t care that he’s a hot, abs-for-days, single, child-free 31 yo global popstar— his entire aura is that of an effusive soccer mom and I’m obsessed with it.

Ahhh nervous but excited 🫣🫡 @kmsecretsanta.bsky.social

I think this has got to be one of the top five best Bangtan fits

Okay see this is my favorite part and I’m so glad someone else mentioned it. Like why was his free styling so bad 🥹 I love him. He was so awkward. I love him. He almost missed his cue he was awkward dancing for jk for so long. I hate them 😭 I love them

Oh go read it go read it go read ittttttttttt

Young jikook “we sleep outside together” “he shares my bed” coded 🥺

Jhope can’t do anything without them reenacting it in the goofiest way I CAN’T WITH THESE BRATS

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I think I’m very funny but no one follows me on the hellsite so I’m shamelessly re-posting this here:

welcome home, babies 🥺💕 💜🎂🐥🐰🌈✨️