Avoid being correct for extended periods of time, or our medication will not achieve the desired effect.

painfully snubbed on the self-snub website.

the "choose your sexuality" screen

*designs a grappler* Is this a homage to all designed grapplers in the history of man?!

If I do not get enough moe points to fill the moe meter soon, I'm gonna do approximately 30 different things that I regret.

the essence of moe

it's about time we talk about "it"

sex defender. sitgender.

the social media that is too small for one purpose and too big for another purpose. stuck in the middle with malcolm with you.

HOT NEWS: This Caucasian family has a secret ingredient they put in many, many meals! It's no secret, it's wine! Just pour a little wine in it. Feed it to the whole family. Throw cold beers at the side of your stupid son's skull! *donk* Haha :) just domestic :) life in the great :) north Amrerica :)

tomatoes = pro lgbt redhead = sleep

on 9/11/01, we were all glued to our phones, begging for google to tell us that everything was gonna be ok

i say mean things to people in a ploy to make them stop comglimenting me. sometimes, it even works!

let it be known

gacha gaming is vindicated by this

no hatsune miku shoegaze in fortnite? what were they thinking?!?! youtu.be/eH2eR78_uro

anybody else talk to people way too much to finish their games and books and shows?

When art wins, we all win. Art has been losing lately, with the help of an oversaturated industry unaware they are artists. We all missed out on bitcoin in much the same way we missed out on being an early 2010s indie dev. Anyway, "thanks" Humble, and I miss you Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number.

The words always get caught in my throat.

been thinking about pac-man all week i'm afraid.

atleast i'm a consistent generative AI whiner. i've been whining about large scale ethics issues for the purpose of making funny toys for ages, like slave and child labour camps in the construction of soy knick-knacks. basically i want both makeship AND grok to explode.

my vow of the new year is to build up enormous energy, and then release it.

bluesky review: doesn't have balloons on my profile even though i'm now 1 year older. bullshit!!!!

sequel

you do NOT want to hear my opinions on the sex. the fucking. you do NOT.

I feel so good when I summon a disembodied jpeg of a nifty tool...

the fungible kid

i regularly find myself impressed with me for still being alive. i think you deserve to feel that way, too, if you think ill of yourself. i can't imagine ever overcoming survivors guilt, but atleast i'm here.

hyperventilationing on da bedt beacuase i took edible and every1 was watching splatterboy or whatever the new indi horore movie hit is call

nobody in thes veritable graveyard is ready to hear this, but robin hood is a bitch.

i need to be cold but not too cold. angel but not too angel. dead but not too dead. see there's a balance in all things that

o-ok, christ. sorry i asked.

My earliest Twitter accounts were completely disconnected from any of my established friendships. I made new friends by posting like a lunatic about no particular special interests or politics. I cannot imagine a world where this happens again. I still do this, nothing ever results.

I miss Twitter being fun for me to use for shit other than filling my TL with cute anime girls. I don't mind bisky but it doesn't really have what I liked about the bird going for it either.

what ever happened to loving water. i don't even really mean drinking water, just water in general. our society used to thrive on water, you know that?

shinji facecam means so much to me

u ever wondnr y u employ large hardon collider 2 watcsh ur bedsheets?

big baby is back!!!

I’m relatively new to the BlueSky platform… My plan on here is to share bold and provocative ideas that generally run counter to conventional attitudes. Exploring ideas on the internet, even ones that are incorrect and wrong, can be fun and feel nice because they allow people to pay attention to me.

much a do about a little mans to be

i g n th u ghte

BLESS THE BEES BLESS THE BEES BAKE W/ HONEY BLESS THE BEES BLESS THE BEES

the ideal sonic team was always chasing is flow, not speed. there is a throughline in a huge number of their games, you build up a skillset that let's you zone out through the entire game in a sitting. all that said they've still yet to surpass nights into dreams.

intentionally filling in the middle of my lifesavers in order to increase the risk of death. Clarence A. Crane, your innovations mean nothing to me. i live life on the edge.

i think people who want to know more about me as a person deserve cryptic puzzles. here's one! i think that reading the reviews of accounts like the following should be considered a form of self harm, and i think i deserve disability credit from the government for it backloggd.com/u/RedBackLog...