"why do microwaves always heat up the container/plate and not the food" sounds like someone doesn't know how to use the power setting on their microwave

our logo is in eyesore tier it's so over 😭 @toyoben.bsky.social

Jolly Mode?

It's bittersweet, but @pyanyashaa.bsky.social has decided to leave the team, as she's on to greater things! A +3 suggest and desire to play in higher level scrims means she has out-microwaved the rest of us and is now increasing her wattage..! Best of luck, Misa!

tunnel of big ballers

Look at that! Our best performance in Low Ink so far continued today with 🥉 3rd place in the Beta Bracket! We're not gonna be available for December's Low Ink so see y'all in 2025 🗣️

Microwave Mode (not Big Ballers (unfortunately (?))) made it to Low Ink Beta bracket once again - but this time with more games won than before! See you in day 2 🗣️

If we make Alpha Bracket in Low Ink this weekend, we will rename to Big Ballers.

MMMMMMMMMMMMM *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* Microwave Mode is now here on Bluesky! Ingredients: DarthAju (Dualie/Shooter) Cronik (Stamper) Cajus (Tent/Slosher) Lewyn (Charger/Cooler) --this level of cookery should not be legal--

rt if you're a big baller

We went 0-2 in ITZ #37 🥳 ggs to the two teams we played 🗣️ Cronik - "it's all because of CAJUS!!!" Cajus - "what if we just win?" Lewyn - "for a laugh" Yuyu - subbed for 4 total games totalling to a gargantuan 15 mins of gameplay (ty for subbing)

🥇 we got 1st in A41 #13 Tower Control's Bronze Bracket! Cronik - screams for no reason at all Cajus - criticised for accent Lewyn - should've gone dynamo one time Jonas - 100% a41 sub attendance rate Darth couldn't make it because he was being microwaved (pictured)

MMMMMMMMMMMMM *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* Welcome Misa (twt: @fishresistor) as a new Slayer to the Team!!

🥈 2nd Place in Low Ink September's Gamma Bracket! After a somewhat shaky day 1 we're more than happy with this. GGs to all of you who we faced!

3-3 in Low Ink September! That's Gamma Bracket this time. It was a chaotic month leading up to it with patchy availability, illness and more but we're pleased to at least have made day 2.

MMMMMMMMMMMMM *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* Microwave Mode is now here on Bluesky! Ingredients: DarthAju (Dualie/Shooter) Cronik (Stamper) Cajus (Tent/Slosher) Lewyn (Charger/Cooler) --this level of cookery should not be legal--