y'all just come back to twitter it really isn't that bad

meow

just remembered billboard canonically exists in the flintstones

20 minutes into no country for old men and they've already shot three dogs, why do the coens hate dogs :(

ooh i love my wiiiiiife 💖 @noisepop.bsky.social (art by @melydoesart.bsky.social)

four favs of the decade so far!!!

packwatch 😋

💍💕💍 @noisepop.bsky.social

i have no one to make cis man jokes about anymore cause all the cis men that were in my life are women now 💔

how does it feel knowing this guy is always gonna be more cool than u

trans people are visible now?? *starts jaking off*

i started blocking all the political accounts on my feed and now my feed is nothing but gooners i gotta get off this app man

if they only hit one tower would they have called it 4½/5½

i'm the most edible remote

piastri an incel the way he's always getting denied pole

rest in peace garfield 💔 gone but not forgotten

girl who sees fake people x girl who isn't quite sure she's real

one thing about zoe saldaña is she loves a bit of face paint

one of these days she's gonna be too big to sleep on the top of the chair and she is not gonna like it

went to play with the little piggies on my feet but all i got are toes like a FREAK 💔

im in my kendrick lamar era. i got a boner pic.

my cat won't stop watching me and my wife have sex, someone lock her freaky ass up immediately

dating someone with a detrans kink and someone with a forcefem kink and being thrown back and forth between genders like a tennis ball

need bluesky to add a button that lets u turn off politics, not bc im apolitical but cause the politics discussions on here are all insufferably liberal

hell yeah it is

bitches call me matzah cause im a jewish cracker

id like to think im like a 2? like im not scary im just a silly little kitty cat ^_^

baby mc ride: googoogoogoo gagagaga

she call me hcmt the way i was designed specifically to enter her tunnel

happy sasha sunday everyone

left a gamer girl covered in hickeys, call me the mark applier

americans refusing to see the robbie williams monkey movie cause they don't know who he is but then going out in droves to see the planet of the apes movie........ make it make sense

69ing is the only truly equitable way to have sex, it's what marx would've wanted

i will be the first pregnant female

what's my favourite dinosaur? idk bitch but my feetasaur 🤣

what is her deal

they don't game like we do

[kendrick voice] tryna do some makeup and it's probably eyelinerrrrrrrrr 😎

so true hard quiz

that's my crazy kitty!!!!!!

[morrisey voice] to watch comfort media by your side is such a heavenly way to watch comfort media : )

give a fuck about pronouns, i'm that faggot and that dyke

what if instead of bunnings warehouse it was bunnies warehouse and it was just a warehouse full of cute little bunnies.... this is just a glimpse into my jovial reality, a full stare into my silly perspective would make most simply go yippeeee ^_^