new irrational fear: getting lulled into sleep by this hotline's waiting music and thus missing when someone finally picks up

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found a sachet of protein powder in my kitchen drawer and decided to use it despite the best before date having been 1 yr ago now my stomach's singing me a symphony, but you can bet that I'll finish that shake since I added some of my regular powder to the shake and I refuse to let it go to waste

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before I drop the next Defend the Day update tomorrow, can I interest you in my new fic? 👀

this is how you lose the dish war

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+++ NEW FIC +++ 👑 The Prince That Never Was 👑 The Prologue is online now! archiveofourown.org/works/741389...

Coming soon... 👀

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I just decided to start posting my new fic from next Friday on, whether @helenaeoftroy.bsky.social gets to beta-ing or not 😚

£350 for 20 minutes with an unknown number of other people hahahahahahaha fuck off

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come again what

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as every year when the clocks have been set back, I have to tell my cats again and again to have a look at the time and calm the fuck down

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I think one of the saddest things about being a millennial is remembering a time when technology was advancing in a way that made life better and easier and more exciting instead of actively, intentionally worse

every single time that I try to find "cheap" flights with okay-ish connections that don't make me wanna do horrible things I am hit over the head by the fact that there's really just a bunch of people rolling dice behind it all there's no other explanation for this shit

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I just pulled two hairs from my cat's coat that are longer than the average dick I'm as horrified as I'm impressed

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The right ppl will understand

Israel has KIDNAPPED 497 PEOPLE from 46 COUNTRIES from the Global Sumud Flotilla This is a HUMANITARIAN MISSION, now it has become a global kidnapping by #Israel

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I've been in a country of which I don't know a lick of the language and can count myself lucky that the crush I had on a friend back in highschool had me learn at least the alphabet, and still I get asked by ppl (well, other tourists) for directions or how public transport works 😂

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I just stopped mid-chew

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I feel being lied to, that AO3 website told me that the maintenance time would be 9:30 for me... Well, no Metamorphosis until tomorrow then I guess

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yeah

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I owe an apology to Etsy witches, I was unfamiliar with your game

does that post really need to come with all those flags in the current social climate

Love how my main complaint with the 13DAs so far has been "why is my ship communicating and resolving their issues they're not supposed to fucking do that"

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BREAKING 🚨 The updated EHRC Code of Practice has now been sent to the Government. The Code is just as bad as we feared. It would mean a mandatory trans bathroom ban, and trans people's exclusion from public life. The impact would be devastating. But politicians still have time to stop this.

Sitting in an online workshop and there's a Spongebob gif from tumblr on a slide... This is getting too close to home

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sooooo is this about that thing that Jodie kinda hinted at in that one BF interview with Yaz turning evil? 👀

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