I've been making shorts for 3 hours and I've made barely any

Ahem, deez

Sorry to say I will never be able to check my DMs again

You guys remember anklet season? God I peaked.

FUCK

I have this like sixth sense when it comes to weather and right now im thinking it rained today

H-hello??

Sorry I said happy cuffing season cucks

only just heard about this thing and my username is already taken :(

Happy cuffing season cucks

Memeooiey

Rare de-gen late night stream post soup making. Waterpark Sim time, Epstein Files Release Party rides again. Now with beer and a Cattledog. (I have proof of soup) twitch.tv/djweedpizza

So glad Jakura is real

My bluesky is beautiful, almo

You’re okay

Shark and Egg, the shark one likes to hump the head of the one on the egg because it’s all she can reach. They’re both girls and will not be having children anytime soon (I suspect)

Someone call 911 I’m in the deep dipths of a shark attack right now.

Doctors diagnosis just came in, apparently I’m infathomobly young, uncomprehensively young.

Think I’ve won at life

I’m the happiest lil guy in the world

*giggles maniacally*

I have the best dogs in the world no offence

Hi dudes

Monster is better than Huel

Hey Steven I know you got me believing That’s all I know

You’re telling me a cis teen built this chapel?

Anything we type?

Postman was also 2 weeks late

Just saw my postman wearing a crown Call that a Royal Mail

New tattoos Bluesky exclusive or I suppose bluesclusive

Tyrant get KFC

I’m streaming and they don’t know I’m typing on Bluesky lol lol

Spidey St James stopping crime in the park (her name is Willow)

Just ordered spider man matching collars for my dogs in the luckiest human ever

This Skeet is sponsored by Govee Middle Bum Wipes! Use Code SuzsBum to get yours now and light up that hole #GoveeLights

Who’s getting my post notification

Dog Update!

Nobody has loved like this before

I love him and he’s not even a femboy, he’s a femman

ASAP Rocky and the curious case of the missing milk

A day off from streaming is a day on for skeeting!!!

I’ve fallen deeply in love btw

Bingo.

Rogue is a bad character change my mind

Guess which mod is the biggest risk to my brand

Guys editing is so hard

Becoming a content creator just to see feet is going swimmingly

Feeling nonchalant